It’s funny to see how bundled up Ashton Kutcher is compared to his wife Demi Moore at the red carpet premier for ”Valentines Day” in blustery London. Ashton is comfortable in a cashmere overcoat and scarf while Demi looks cute, but shivers in a strapless short dress and bare legs. When your dress is borrowed or donated by a designer, the celebrity is obliged to be photographed wearing it no matter WHAT the temperature.
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Ashton Kutcher absolutely LOVES coaching the freshman football team at LA’s Harvard-Westlake school – so much that he wants Demi Moore to join the faculty too. Ashton really gets into his volunteer job and he often brings Demi to watch games and practice. Now she wants to get involved, and she’s offered to be a guest teacher in a drama class. Many of the students are from show business families and want to become actors, so Demi has promised to visit classes with some acting tips.
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To Ashton Kutcher’s dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge’s contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)
A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?
Ashton Kutcher is REALLY disappointed that his Pop Fiction series has failed to ignite. When he set up those fake celebrity “situations” like Avril Lavigne shopping in baby stores, and Mario Lopez having lunch with married Eva Longoria and gifting her with a necklace, Ashton had high hopes that websites and magazines would run big stories declaring that Avril was pregnant and Eva was cheating on her husband. He planned to feature the inaccurate reports on his show and make fun of them. But he couldn’t, because nobody FELL for his silly set-ups. Now he’s stuck with a show that’s not working and isn’t likely to improve. The lesson to be learned is: Don’t underestimate the intelligence of gossip reporters!
It’s time to mourn the loss of the once cute and appealing Ashton Kutcher. (Yes, that’s him in the goofy white outfit with Demi Moore.) He’s apparently gone the way of Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie and been turned into a wimp by Kabbalah. It’s funny how these religious cults change people – Guy Ritchie used to be the hottest, hippest director in London. His career disappeared with his Chesterfield coats. Do Madonna and Demi really like their guys better this way?
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A witness at this Mentor event last week swears that Demi Moore looked pregnant. We don’t see it. Yes, she’s wearing figure concealing black, but there are no apparent changes in shape. Maybe she just gained a couple of pounds. She’s as pretty as ever, but Ashton could really use a haircut.
Bruce Willis is getting worried that his daughters are spending too much time in Hollywood. Rumer is eighteen and not only is she interested in acting, but she’s palling around with Lindsay Lohan. The last thing Bruce wants is for Rumor to turn into a party girl and forget about school. He’s much more at ease when the girls are living quietly in Idaho with their mother Demi Moore. But Demi and Ashton Kutcher have obligations in Hollywood so the girls are spending more and more time here- and LOVING it. To counteract some of the negative influences of LA, (like sexy designer clothes, parties, and bad boys) Bruce is spending more time with each daughter separately, to keep the communication flowing. Recently he was seen at the Westfield mall food court with fifteen year old Scout, who’s growing up fast. An observer told us “Scout’s big fat CHANEL handbag was on the table and she and her dad were having a sweet conversation and tasting off each other’s plates. They’re obviously very close.”
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were in a group of ten that visited the lounge at the Peninsula Hotel in Chicago recently and they made a distinct impression. He was in town promoting “The Guardian.” According to an observer “Demi looked absolutely gorgeous, but she DID have her hairdresser and makeup artist with her. Ashton was SO into her – he couldn’t do enough for Demi – it was really sweet. Some of Ashton’s relatives were with them – they were kind of unsophisticated and drank out of beer bottles. Ashton kept his family amused and paid them lots of attention. At one point somebody asked the server for something and Ashton made a point of adding PLEASE. We were surprised that he’s such a GENTLEMAN.”