Alexis Houston

MATT LAUER’S ACCUSED MISTRESS USED TO BE A MAN!

Nothing makes a cheating scandal more sensational than a female who used to be a man! Matt Lauer was accused by the Enquirer of cheating with a woman named Alexis Houston who claimed to be Whitney’s cousin. As it turns out, Page Six has revealed that Alexis is neither related to Whitney OR 100% female. In 1996 Whitney took legal action against a man who called himself Wellington Houston and used her famous name for fraudulent purposes. Since then he changed his sex and continues to claim he/she is Whitney’s cousin. How “Alexis” managed to insert himself into the Matt Lauer cheating accusations is unknown, but we’re sure he’s loving every minute of it. Alexis held a press conference with Gloria Allred (did SHE know?) to dramatically deny any affair with Lauer. We wonder if Matt sees the humor in all this.