FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, MADONNA IS BACK!

Madonna will NOT be taking off that eye patch anytime soon, so get used to it! She’s making the rounds on TV, radio, whatever – to promote her Madame X album (which is getting decent reviews) and she has a monumental summer tour planned. Ticket prices are astronomical – can she still fill all those seats? Never underestimate Madonna – (does anyone else think she’s starting to resemble Bette Davis, just a little?)

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10 thoughts on “FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, MADONNA IS BACK!

  1. Sheila: Why do you call yourself “A disgusting disgrace of a woman.”?

  2. SPOT ON with the Bette Davis comparison—but she’ll need to crank up her cigarette intake if she wants Bette’s famous smoky voice.

    As for the eyepatch, we love it—and will shout about it from the rooftops, if it keeps M. from reverting to that disgusting GRILL she uses—to keep her upper plate in place! 😀

  3. Actually, Sheila is the Russian hacker I’ve warned everyone about!

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