WELCOME TO DITA VON TEESE’S CLOSET

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For those who love vintage fashion (like we do) – Dita Von Teese has a treat for you. Dita has been collecting vintage clothing for YEARS, and she pulled some of her favorite items from her closet and had them duplicated with all the details in wearable sizes and fabrics. She has a mini collection of one coat and four dresses now available at Decades in Los Angeles. The clothes come in sizes 4 – 16, and cost from $575 to $995. Dita says she dreams of offering a more affordable collection someday on the Home Shopping Network or QVC. Above, she is wearing on of her designs.

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38 thoughts on “WELCOME TO DITA VON TEESE’S CLOSET

  1. How many women really like vintage clothing? Nobody I know personally, that’s for sure

  2. It is not really her design as she has had someone else’s design copied.

    At those prices I hope she is having the line produced by union workers in America. If she is like the rest of the greedy slimy celebs who attach their names to products it is being produced in Asia by slave labor.

  3. Why is this untalented women even famous? What has she done other than dance on a pole? It’s time we stop glorifying morons, sluts, whores and deviants.

    Janet, why don’t you showcase someone in your community that actually does something good and substantive?

    Oh I know. Because you are as vapid as the celebs you cover.

  4. Amen at Dita’s .. above, I totally agree, this woman is a stripper

  5. I’m sure she’s a great 8==D sucker, but…that looks like she is wearing a shower curtain.

  6. Why do you always say WE when it should be I? Such an obnoxious trait.
    hahaha Janets high fashion from the pics she has on here are dressing as a 13 year old when she is like , 80 .

  7. I love vintage material, but those prices are WAY out of my price range. For those who are interested in a line that’s more cost effective, and probably just as fun, check out wonderful Loco Lindo. Made in California! http://www.loco-lindo.com/ 🙂

  8. Some of those vintage clothers were collected while she was still hitched to the filthy fungus Marilyn Manson. Break out the disinfectant spray on the entire closet. Oh just the thought of it, yuck.

  9. Nasty Lisa and Dita’s a Douche.
    Say, do you bitch’s know Strom?
    Where is he anyways?
    Hide nor hair for a while. Holidays?
    Maybe we can have some proper comedy for a change without the strange, racist, sexual overtones. He just makes this place too, fucked.
    Come on back Walt.
    We’ll gang up on Strom/REta relentlessy if he/she returns.
    There. I said it. Surprised people? Figured it out about a year ago when REta left a comment with Strom’s name on it. No one else caught it. But I made sure he/she knew I knew. The REta charachter wouldn’t go near me afterwards and disappeared for the most part and Strom played along with me and never hit back to hard. But I didn’t like the way Strom treated Walt. Walt is proper people. So I called Strom out on the Honey Boo Boo thread…and I think he’s off licking his nuts now.
    This place is a nuthouse!!!!
    As for you Gerard.
    Are you in a sanitorium in Winnipeg or something?
    You’re a schitzo fucknut!

  10. Hi Patrick,
    so what u are saying is that reta and strom are the same person?
    I think that strom has had an education of sorts, whereas reta has definately not.

    am sad to hear walt has disappered.

  11. Gerard is from europe, probably where english is a second language, hence the nonsensical ramblings, that and he’s a nutter.

    seriously strom and reta being the same?? One hates gays and the other wants to shove gay rights down everyones throats – no pun intended, lol

  12. Poster trying to be Sherlock Holmes will only end up looking foolish!

  13. PATRICK,

    Think I’ll just come up to your neck of the woods and clear my head in that fresh clean air up there. LOL.

    I’m tired of all this anyway, (for about 10 minutes). LOL

  14. Then why did REta have a post with Strom’s name on it?
    Explain?
    Beach Club/Gerard/Captain America is in Canada.

  15. It’s not important but, many have tried to emulate but none have been able to pull it off. Certainly not a looney tuned coat of many colors!

  16. I don’t know, maybe reta was going to try for a sarcastic comment under the guise of strom!? Despite what others may think, I’ve thought that strom’s sentences are more coherent than reta’s edumacated ramblings.

  17. No Cal, the Strom response from REta was bang on and in the context of the ongoing patter. It was totally schitzophrenic. A lapse in the ongoing trickery of name changing. An error I but no one else caught.
    Strom will deny this, of course, until the end.
    I’ve been here over ten years now.
    I know the main players M O’s.
    I’m right about this.

  18. What’s the point of having multiple “personalities” on here. Pick one name and stick with it.

  19. Agreed. Actually there is a Strom impersonator so that could be who he is mentioning. That person, whomever it is, really does have problems and must have such a lack of self worth that the only way it can make a point is acting like some little puppet on a string.

    It is easy enough to pick out the fake Strom posts.

    Dita is not going to find enough suckers to buy this garbage at her prices but, at her prices, she doesnt have to find many. HSN has made millionaires of many washed up celebs peddling junk ie Suzanne Summers!

  20. Probably envy, or more likely it was the little imposter trying to recapture all the attention it received in the past.

    It’s not about posters!
    _____________________________________________

    By Patrick
    On October 21, 2012 at

    Then why did REta have a post with Strom’s name on it?
    Explain?

  21. Strom, you self deluding dunce, you confuse envy with disgust or derision

  22. Yep, the little imposter and/or Patrick is back and trying to doing a double….what a sick pup…call center job must be a killer!

  23. Haaaa, you calling someone else a sick pup is a cruel joke Strom, as you made a career out the hateful and creepy.

    Back to your fantasy island, fluids boy.

  24. Thanks for answering Patrick, geez 10 years!! That’s a long time 🙂

    xx

  25. However, Patrick may be right on the identity of the imposter….it would take a delusional dunce to write a post like this:

    By Strom
    On October 22, 2012 at

    “Strom, you self deluding dunce, you confuse envy with disgust or derision”

  26. Poor Strumpet….easy to accuse….much more difficult to provide examples!

  27. Patrick, wow. That means that not only is Strom seriously sick, he/she has a most serious case of MPD. I still say this person is not ambulatory, and has no job. Just sits propped up at the computer all day and all night trolling. Strom, you can respond, and from now on I will just scroll past your comments. I won’t read anything you write. Guaranteed.

  28. Strom self lubricates as well, and delusion is his working atmosphere.

  29. She gave examples fluids boy, now back to your island ! ( there they are dummy )

  30. The real sick pup is the little impersonator (Patrick claims as Reta) that can do no better than to try and be what it could never do in real life.

    Even JC’s mediocre threads must be well over the mental ability of discussion by the imposter…but it comes alive when the ghetto cruisers are called out for what they are.

  31. Poor Andrea, not enough brain power to add to any thread but can rant spite at posters….a large lack of self esteem no doubt.

  32. Poor Andrea, not enough brain power to add to any thread but can rant spite at posters….a large lack of physical attributes as well as self esteem no doubt.

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