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It’s nice to see that Heather Locklear is still with Jack Wagner – they turned up at the Shooting Stars benefit golf tournament in London. Heather just finished a CBS TV movie “The Assistants.” We can’t get used to those implants…
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She looks good from a distance. Janet, do spill the beans about what types of breasts you do like.
Damn that girl`s aging well.
Heather’s longtime relationship with former Melrose Place co-star Jack Wagner appears to be a perfect fit. Years ago he was on the soap General Hospital and had a mega hit tune with the song “All I Need”. He had a long time marriage to his co-star Christina Wagner. Jack has done very well and is a daytime star on the soapster The Bold and the Beautiful. By all indications he and Heather continue to enjoy each others’ company, and it seems to work for them. Bravo to this beautiful couple!
the smaller her feets are the sweeter the person is.(I love her)
………SO PARIS IS A TRUE C*NT, folks!!
If anything, Heather has always showed class by never trashing other celebrities or both her exes. She’s managed to keep her daughter out of the paps faces. Both her & Jack seem like a perfect fit. All the best to them.
Considering her recent rehab and time spent dealing with those issues, she looks terrific.
By implants, you mean the ones in her cheeks, right? Looks like she and Jack get a 2-for-one plastic surgery discount.
She looks ok. I think she should give up the acting thing, though. She never could act, people just liked to admire her beauty. Now that she is not as beautiful, her lack of acting skills really shows.
I guess I’m not the norm, I don’t find her attractive at all any more. Implants are way too big, her face looks really odd. Her drugging/drinking, whatever she did wrecked her.
No denying it, she does indeed look great. She and Wagner look more like sisters to me. I always get a femine vibe from Wagner. I wouldn’t be surprised (or care for that matter) if he played for both teams.
wasn’t wagner in the porn classisc ‘the devil in mrs. jones’? he played the devil right?
She has definitely had botox and face-plumping, or whatever the heck you call it. I’ve always thought JackOff Wagner was AC/DC, as does Walt. However, I’ve never read anything about him regarding this, just a feeling
Dear Heather it is good that you gave up Drugs and got yourself clean for your daughter and it is amazing that CPS has not knocked on your door and walked off with your daughter but your a good soul and you got lost and know your doing something really good with your time and it is amazing how some people are not bothered and some people get completely enored by the state. But your a good actress and you really care about the world and really reach out to help people. You and Whitney Houston get completely enored and Poor Britney Spears is Harassed until her kids hit 18 years old.
Locklear I am happy for you and can’t understand why some one who is Rich gets depressed and of course we are all getting old and we can’t live forever and we will never be the same but all we can do is take one day at a time and wish for the best.
She finally stop getting lip injection and looks soooo much better with her real lips!
She doesnt have implants Janet…face looks a bit puffy though. Great body.
What are you talking about, of course she has implants, she herself had admitted she had them done twice, and that was before these huge ones, so my guess is at least three times now
It’s very obvious she’s had implants and work done to her face-she barely looks like the same person anymore.
What the heck is Casonia smoking?!!! I’ve never seen such crazy ranting and raving.
@Kitty,
It’s not important “what” she might be smoking. It is most important that she shares it with her friends. LOL 🙂 I promise not to “bogart” it. Okay, who is next????
I would just appreciate it if she would use some punctuation occasionally
Um…I’m in Walt, just nervous it might be too good.
REta! Were all smokin up and droppin acid! You in? Were gonna ride horsies on the beach too.
She ran calling Wildfire…..
@ Walt:
Take it easy, you have to remember how quick it is to get a case of munchies,especially with that whacky weed. We all know about your gourmet appetite for fine dining, and for you a bowl of cheetos and fritos just won’t do. We all know that this is your birthday month,but I can Not believe that you used the term “bogart”. You have reached into your “where are they now” vocabulary stash,and used it with gusto!!
@ Kitty:
First time greetings to you!!
I have to admire your bravery, just by mentioning the obvious. *We have to keep in mind that $4.00 Walmart meds is Not a cure-all, and if it is mixed with other “cocktails” it might just take another person to a “higher” level than *we can keep up with. I continue to be amused by so many comments and opinions that my pen pals feel comfortable enough to share on these pages. To Steal a line> These are the days of our lives!!
@Patrick:
Saturday Morning Cartoons Anyone??
I am going to play it safe (for this round).
I am Not for taking the Mustang out of storage and riding it until the wheels fall off, *truly (a figure of speech).
I can No longer hang out with the “in crowd”
That “window pane” and Boone’s Farm Fruity Flavored Wine is a blast from the past and for some of us squares once was definitely enough especially when a certain person (no names please) came home and couldn’t remember the Name of the cat. It was a case of what is her NAME?? I am Not into true confessions, but the level of understanding that I Now operate on, is a safer level for me to stay on. I know that we all are jokers here, but for the few who can “still indulge” and operate safely, I happily and respectfully say “knock yourself out”, and don’t forget to phone home. PEACE!!
Hey Leo,
Buddy, you have me confused with Patrick. Patrick (or his wife) is the one that makes all those cool yummy fancy dishes. Heck, I am like a old hound dog and will eat just about anything. You mentioned Cheetos and I swear my mouth started watering. LOL! I’ve made a meal on funnel cakes & snow cones at the local fair! LOL! In fact, one of my favorite places to eat is Tom Tom’s Gas & Grill (seriously). I fill up my tank and then go inside & fill up my gut with a meatloaf sandwich & curly fries.!! Their breakfast special is chocolate gravy and biscuits and a side of bacon or country ham! 🙂
@Leo, hopefully we’re at an age and economic level of income where we can afford better vintages than Boone’s Farm Strawberry or Apple Wine! I do however remember scraping together the $3.95 it cost for a bottle, and if a friend’s older brother would buy for us, having to drink it really cold because otherwise, it was rather awful.
Two words, Leo and Denise: Blue Nun 🙂
Morning Denise! 🙂 Wouldn’t it be funny to plant Boone Farm Wine, some Schlitz Malt Liquor, Vienna Sausages and maybe a big chunk of generic government cheese in the Kardasian fridge? LOL!
Good Morning Mona! We’re having hot coffee, eggs, toast and a slice of melon. Pull up a chair and join us! No, I haven’t gone healthy eating. I still have a pecan log in my sock drawer for any emergencies. lol
LOL Walt 🙂 I still smile every time I think of your wife whipping out a mini-pie that she baked just for you!
Morning guys…what a night! Did we really do that? I feel terrible. You okay REta?
I remember being sixteen in San Diego with my parents in an R.V. park in the summer of 77.
I gave a bootlegger twenty dollars to get me two cases of beer which I intended to share{on the sly from my parents} with a nice young lady from the park I had met. She was from Richmond, Va. a little older than me and seemed very wordly compared to my Canadian island boy mentality of the time. I did not realize a case of American beer was twenty four as opposed to a Canadian case of twelve. For my twenty dollars I recieved forty eight tall cans of this unknown mud called Schlitz! What am I going to do with all this!
I do remember a spotlight being shone on my lady friend and I as we cuddled under a catamaran on the moonlit sand by the beach patrol in their jeep. Shorts down around our ankles, tall can empties marking our path to the beached cat. Gloriously drunk and busted!!
The good old days. That sand is coarse stuff…I suffered and suffered the rest of that vacation.
Then there was that time rolling in the Poison Oak in Priest Lake Idaho but…that story is ‘really’ embarressing.
Good Morning Breakfast Club Members:
I’ve heard of The Rat Pack, and The Brat Pack.
Just my luck to have a “behind the scenes hangout with “The Snack Pack”.
@Denise:
I hear you!!
Yes,those were the days. I will decline to tell you how many decades ago that I used to enjoy guzzling down a frosty mug of foam on the top iced cold beer. Back in the 70’s (was I finished??) those were also the days of rolling rock, mickey’s big mouth, and a classier wine that you gifted at invites called TJ Swann. Other than Richard’s Wild Irish Rose that was reserved for winos, I had always kept the Cold Duck on reservation for the holidays. Flash forward: It is a very calming effect to know what we were able to do in a by gone area what we did for individually fun, and hurt No one. In today’s world we have to worry about DUI’s and people on suicide missions. Back in the day *we knew our limitations and arrived home safely without a police escort.
@Walt:
You are so badd!!
The K’s would have a Koniption if they found
such klassic food and drink in their kitchen.
By the way,
Places like Tom Tom’s are the top spots that carry the winning lottery tickets. Do you still get a courtesy glass of iced water when you show up, or do you have to ask for it, and wonder if you’re going to get it before you leave a tip??
Speaking of food, y’all, I live 8 miles from a Mexican buffet and I know there are Mexican restaurants everywhere, but Mex buffets are hard to find and I’ve traveled to many places. It is so pretty, you’d think you were in Mexico and they have everything Mexican you can think of….all you can eat. It is only $6.99 per person and I live for Tuesdays.
Walt, see your note above. I’m glad you had HOT coffee for breakfast, as opposed to COLD coffee. LOL. 🙂
@Mona
I am so incredibly blessed with a wonderful wife. There is no one that makes me laugh harder or want to hug closer than her.
@Patrick
LOL!!!! ” unknown mud ” LOL!!! an unbelievably accurate description!!!!
I’m more than ready to read about your exploits “rolling in the Poison Oak in Priest Lake.”
@Leo
Indeed the filled water glass is placed before you at the same time you are asked, “What’ll you have?” I feel it is important to eat there weekly in order to build up my immune system. lol They also make something called a po boy’s pancake. Instead of using egg and flour in the pancake mix, they use cornmeal and then fry them flat like a pancake and serve them with hot homemade syrup.
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Too Bad she had her Breast done and I had no idea and no wonder she was depressed flat chest lady…How sad woman have to have there body shaped to larger breast and face done..Horror to have some one change your face and she looked great when she was 20 something and then all of a sudden she changed but I had no idea that she went under the knife?
I know I say massive crazy things but you all think? I am crazy maybe to some degree..Because life can make you crazy…Heather had went throw pain and having a breast job done twice has to hurt and she is depressed and still not happy with herself and…The Problem is that she never needed anything done to start off with..She looked great and she was already pretty and in great shape..Before they torched an inch of her body and that is the reason..I Don’t understand and when your Rich and have made History and your stable. So why was she frustrated and felt she was not good enough.
Forget the Schlitz, how about a case of Old Milwaukee in the Kardashian frig.
@Mona, Blue Nun was almost as bad. Then we had the “Mad Dog” a/k/a Mogen David 20/20. Of course we only bought that after we cashed a really big paycheck of $87.50.
@Patrick
I have a massive dependency upon coffee. Actually, I normally have a Jethro Bodine size glass of sweet ice coffee for breakfast or just after breakfast. I love coffee candy….coffee ice cream and anything coffee and chocolate!!!
Mexican buffet sounds wonderful. There isn’t one around here. Gosh, that sounds so good. Although, I am not fit to be around AFTER MEXICAN FOOD! LOL
I had gator again on vacation. I tried it in a burrito covered in hotsauce, cheese and guacamole!!
OOPS, I meant INDY instead of PATRICK, SORRY!!!…..Time to get new bifocals. lol
I have a massive dependency upon coffee. Actually, I normally have a Jethro Bodine size glass of sweet ice coffee for breakfast or just after breakfast. I love coffee candy….coffee ice cream and anything coffee and chocolate!!!
Mexican buffet sounds wonderful. There isn’t one around here. Gosh, that sounds so good. Although, I am not fit to be around AFTER MEXICAN FOOD! LOL
I had gator again on vacation. I tried it in a burrito covered in hotsauce, cheese and guacamole!!
Leo: Greetings to you, too.
Boone’s Farm! That was certainly a blast from the past-do they even sell that anymore? I hadn’t thought about that in more years than I care to mention. LOL
Sorry crazy folks but she’s never admitted to getting impants once let alone twice! She was hardly ever flat chested either. Women can get a bit bigger later in life (children/weight gain) plus she has on a dress that pushed her gurls up and together!
Well, as you Yanks say, shit just got REAL. The story is on the newswire:
“AP—Hollywood. JCH veteran contributor ‘Reta’ is missing in action. Friends say she has not been heard from since she ‘grabbed the keys to the station wagon and bolted from the gossip site,’ angry, apparently, over the good-natured ribbing by another contributor.
Sources say the disappearance could result in a ‘DEFCON 5’ maneuver at JCH—a rarely employed tactic whereby site author Janet posts a series of photographs of actress Melanie Griffith wearing various examples of age-inappropriate clothing, smoking as if her life depended on it.
Such photographs have been known to set Reta to work at her keyboard in the past.
A JCH spokesperson says, ‘We don’t want to have to take such extreme measures. We all just want to hear from Reta and know that she is OK.'”
Oh, and nice rack, Heather.
British Teeth, I suspect REta is on vacation and I am supposed to suffer the guilt of too much teasing until her return.
But that’s a very funny comment from you.
@British Teeth
Something tells me that Patrick is being watched by someone with long lovely eye lashes glancing through the scope on a M-107 long range sniper rifle.
Don’t do it Reta! Run Patrick Run!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Walt, I got so tickled when you said HOT coffee, because my Aunt Phoebe will not drink coffee unless it scalds her tongue. She has to get a refill when the cup is only 1/3 done….brought back memories.
Gator, No thanks. Walt, you are brave. It must taste like chicken. LOL
Oh no…not again!!!
She’s a hopeless whimpy shallow addict.. nothing special here after all those years when she should have been waking up and maturing
Improved her new looks and I Never saw anything wrong with this lady…Except CPS Passed her by and let her get away with Drug abuse and Depression and Coke and no one cares at Cps and she is taking her good looks away and not liking herself and of course getting Divorce in front of the world..Not once but twice…Must feel ashamed or want to hide but her whole life is ahead of her and I wish her well for her future.