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WE CAN ADD A LITTLE “DYNASTY” TO OUR DRAB WORLD

Die-hard Dynasty fans (you know who you are) are in for a pandemic treat on Zoom and everyone around the world can join in! The theme of the virtual cast reunion is to “celebrate the influence of Dynasty on pop culture.” Emma Samms (she replaced Pamela Sue Martin as Fallon Carrington on the show) organized the reunion – the first big one since the show went off the air in 1989. Some of the actors haven’t seen each other since the show ended. We’re told almost EVERY main character still ALIVE is participating. Nolan Miller’s fashions will be prominently featured and discussed. Al Corley and Jack Coleman, who both played the role of gay Steven Carrington (before and after plastic surgery-) will be there too. Linda Evans is very excited about it and EVERYONE is counting on Joan Collins to participate. (We bet she will – isn’t she the most successful cast member?) Heather Locklear volunteered to reminisce about her time on the show. The event is for a good cause: Emma Samms put it together to raise money for long covid research. She caught covid a year ago and has been suffering the long term effects ever since. A hospital in England is researching long covid and the Dynasty reunion will raise money for the hospital.

Get event info here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/unofficial-dynasty-reunion-tickets-137993250527

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HEATHER LOCKLEAR?

Some of you might remember Heather Locklear’s early TV appearances – she was a sweet young and innocent looking California girl. And really NICE, to boot. Maybe it was her attraction to rock stars- Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora – that did her in. Both ex-husbands were substance abusers. As her crazy behavior escalated in her 50’s, she shed her “normal” boyfriends and ended up with a fellow AA member and ex-convict, Chris Heisser. They may have attended meetings together when she left rehab for the umpteenth time, but they are POISON for each other. We figure Heather is battling manic depression and self-medicates – menopause certainly made it all worse. This current boyfriend (whom she beats up occasionally) is nothing but trouble. Heather’s violent and profanity laden behavior is horribly painful for her long-suffering decent parents and college student daughter Ava, 20, who have to clean up after (and presumably search the house for guns.)

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Photo above, Heather between tantrums at the airport last year with her dog Mister (whom Heisser cares for when she’s locked up)

HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND HER HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

The idea of petite and feminine Heather Locklear, 56, getting high and beating up her boyfriends is utterly fascinating and unexpected. Heather’s first two husbands were rock stars – Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora -so she was exposed to self indulgence and substance abuse early on. But Heather had a clean record until she hit her forties – that’s when her “history of violence” began. Sometimes she appeared bruised in public. DUI’s started piling up and Heather reportedly punched her fiancée Jack Wagner in 2011, and the relationship ended. Plastic surgeon Dr Marc Mani was her boyfriend for awhile – we wonder if she beat HIM up! The latest victim was her high school sweetheart, who didn’t find the success she did after graduation. Chris Heisser served two years in prison for theft and fraud, and he told police that Heather attacked him and tried to bite off his nose. She turned her attack on police when they arrived and assaulted several officers while cursing a blue streak. How embarrassing for anyone who happened to be in her house. (daughter Ava?) Heather is the new poster girl for Violence Against Men.

Mug shot courtesy of Thousand Oaks Police Department

HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST

We haven’t seen Heather Locklear, 54, for awhile but she’s looking pretty darn good at a Beverly Hills screening of Tyler Perry’s new soap “Too Close to Home.” There were tabloid rumors that she was drowning her sorrows in alcohol after splitting with her plastic Surgeon boyfriend Dr Marc Mani last Spring. (Maybe HE had something to do with how good she looks today.) Whatever happened, she seems happy to be working now – she’s got a part on the series premiering on TLC August 22.

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AVA SAMBORA IS DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL

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We’re guessing that Heather Locklear is off somewhere with her plastic surgeon boyfriend, because her ex-husband Richie Sambora and their 16 year old daughter Ava are vacationing together in Hawaii. Richie did not tour with his band Bon Jovi in 2013, so he’s had lots of time to spend with Ava – they also went to Europe this summer.

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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS ROMANCING A PLASTIC SURGEON AND SHE NEVER LOOKED BETTER!

Heather Locklear’s dinner date who forgot to zip his pants has been identified as Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr Marc Mani, 44. Forbes rates him as one of the country’s top plastic surgeons and he seems to have many happy patients in Beverly Hills. He was briefly newsworthy when it became known that he turned down Whitney Houston for a facelift two weeks before she died because pre-operative tests run on her heart, lungs, and liver, were not good. Plastic surgeons love dating famous beautiful women and these women enjoy having access to the latest rejuvenation techniques, so it’s a mutually beneficial relationship.

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HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S DINNER DATE FORGOT SOMETHING

One can imagine this non-famous guy who took Heather Locklear out to dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills is feeling pretty good about himself as they walk out together. Especially when photographers outside jostled to get their picture . Then the embarrassing moment came – a paparazzi pointed out that the guy’s zipper was down! So he blushed and zipped up!

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HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND AVA SAMBORA LOOK LIKE SISTERS

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Heather Locklear proudly attended the premier of Judd Apatow’s This Is 40” with her daughter Ava Sambora,18, who has a small role in the movie. Ava inherited her mother’s good looks and penchant for miniskirts. Costar and new mom, Megan Fox, 26, looks more dazzling than ever. We will always love Megan for having the courage to stand up to her misogynistic “Transformers” director Michael Bay.

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HEATHER LOCKLEAR HOSPITALIZED: NICE GIRLS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO

Poor Heather Locklear. Anxiety and depression seem to be ruling her life for the past few years. Her frightened sister just called 911 because Heather, 50, had mixed alcohol and prescription drugs and she was taken to the hospital. In 2008, Heather had a suicide scare and checked into a medical facility in Arizona for 30 days to treat her “anxiety and depression,” although it seems apparent that substance abuse was involved. She had a several DUI situations after that and she and her fiancee Jack Wagner split up a few months ago. She and her exhusband Richie Sambora share custody of their teenage daughter Ava, pictured above.

DAVID SPADE WANTS TO TICKLE HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S FANCY…AGAIN

Back in 2006, David Spade and Heather Locklear spoke very highly of each other and they were a rambunctious couple for awhile. That was before Jack Wagner. Now that Heather and Jack have called things off, David has been calling Heather, inviting her out. Heather says it’s just too soon and she’s not ready to date again. But David doesn’t give up easy – he’s persistent – and funny – and we predict will wear her down.