JUSTIN BIEBER COULDN’T BE HAPPIER ABOUT HIS ARREST
Justin Bieber is smiling because he finally got what he was aiming for: a mug shot and a rap sheet! He’s been trying to leave his teen-idol milquetoast image far behind him by hanging out with young thugs in training. The silly 19 year old has also been piling on the tattoos, promoting drug use, boozing, and throwing money around in strip clubs in pursuit of a gangster image. Every time the police “harass” him he feels more like a man. Yesterday’s arrest for DUI and drag racing is the icing on the cake – Justin’s swagger has increased incrementally. (Apparently his father has the same problem.)