Simon Cowell

SIMON COWELL STILL HAS A FATAL FLAW

Simon Cowell, 60, says he had a health scare so he lost 20 pounds by changing his diet to “almost vegan” – he still eats fish. He certainly looked thinner when he showed up at a Britain’s Got Talent event in the UK. He’s getting a hug from fellow judge /British comic David Walliams on the red carpet and Simon looks like he lost a few inches of HEIGHT too! He looks oddly tiny. (He’s still wearing the SAME jeans – just a smaller size!) Although Simon gulps lots of vitamins and eats better, he is still a CHAINSMOKER, and lit up as soon as this photo op was over…

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SIMON COWELL AND THE PAPARAZZI DIET

Simon Cowell is MORE than happy to pose shirtless with female fans on the beach in Barbados since he lost twenty pounds. In fact, he’s so thrilled with his new look that he hasn’t worn a shirt on the beach since he arrived for his annual vacation. Simon vacations with his wife and son at the same place in Barbados every year during the Christmas holidays so he’s quite predictable and paparazzi wait for him. Simon didn’t try to avoid them this year. Maybe that was part of his motivation for losing weight – call it “the paparazzi diet.”

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HOWARD STERN: AN UNLIKELY BUT WELCOME FEMINIST

We were SO happy to hear Howard Stern speak out about Gabrielle Union’s recent departure from America’s Got Talent and her charges against producers. Howard himself was a judge on the show for four years ending in 2015 and he blames AGT creator/producer Simon Cowell for the toxic “boys club” culture on the NBC series. (As if NBC didn’t have enough problems with sexism!) Howard charged that the male judges stay for years “no matter how old or ugly or boring they are.” He said “Cowell replaces the hot chicks with hotter, younger chicks – why don’t they replace Simon?” THANK YOU Howard – for pointing out the obvious – the men (or should we say “boys”) at NBC just can’t seem to get it right!

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RICH PEOPLE WEAR THE DARNDEST THINGS

So here’s Simon Cowell at the casual Malibu Chili Cook-off wearing EXACTLY the same thing from head to toe that he wears on all his TV shows. A black or white t -shirt, those baggy boot-cut jeans, and pointy cowboy boots. The boots ($1000 a pair custom made by Berluti in Paris) have cuban heels and are built up inside to add three inches to his 5’7” height. So he can NEVER take them off without revealing his real height. The pants are deliberately long and wide to conceal his footwear. Simon is extremely wealthy – so why the unbearably monotonous wardrobe?

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SIMON COWELL HAS CLONING IN HIS FUTURE

Who knew that America’s Got Talent host Simon Cowell was such a soft touch when it came to dogs? He has three Yorkshire Terriers that he adores and spoils – and rarely leaves at home. They have flown around the world with him (including Barbados, above) and have the run of his private jet with white leather seats. Despite the fact that he shares his life with his partner Lauren Silverman and their five year old son Eric, Simon says he can’t BEAR the idea of living WITHOUT his beloved dogs and is starting the process of having them cloned in South Korea – at $75,000 a pup!

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SIMON COWELL IS IN NO DANGER OF DROWNING

Year after year, like clockwork, Simon Cowell, 59, spends the Christmas holidays in Barbados. In years past he vacationed with various girlfriends, but since they’ve been together, he spends his winter vacation with Lauren Silverman, 41, and their four year old son Eric. Funny thing is, he never takes off that life vest. Every day Simon enjoys the beach and occasionally jet-skis, but he seems to have developed a fondness for that vest and never takes it off. (We see paparazzi photos daily) He usually has a New Years Eve party at the Sandy Lane Resort there, so we assume he will surrender the vest for that occasion…

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ONE SIMON COWELL IS ENOUGH

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We had no idea that Simon Cowell was SO totally in love with his dogs. It seems he has been researching dog cloning in Korea and is considering having his adorable Yorkies cloned so they can live forever. We wouldn’t have been surprised to hear that Simon wanted HIMSELF cloned, but it’s rather touching to learn that the bombastic Brit treasures his pets to that extent. In the photo above, his Yorkies tormented a paparazzo on the beach in Miami.

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SORRY ROBIN, PAULA HAS MADE UP HER MIND!

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It’s been two week since Paula Patton called off their marriage, and Robin Thicke has made no progress in winning her back. We hear that Paula has been thinking about this split for quite awhile, long before that blonde he was photographed manhandling. She’s tired of his cheating and decided that he takes after his womanizing father. Meanwhile, Robin’s ego was somewhat bruised when he was mistaken for 18 years older Simon Cowell recently. Actually, tt happens all the time. Robin admitted that people yell “Simon!” out of cars when he walks down the street. He says it’s because they have similar hair. They also have similar smirks.

SIMON COWELL’S DOGS DON’T WANT THEIR PICTURE TAKEN

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Simon Cowell is still making himself available on the beach in Miami and it’s funny because his two little dogs are not as friendly to paparazzi as their owner is. The two feisty pups started nipping at a photographer and had him doing quite a dance in the sand.(Are dogs ALLOWED on the beach there?) He got a few nips on the ankle but Simon pulled the dogs off and made sure the guy got some photos. No lawsuits were threatened.

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SIMON COWELL HAS NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT LACK OF PRIVACY

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Unlike Alec Baldwin or Kristen Bell, Simon Cowell never complains about the paparazzi because he really enjoys being photographed. Strange, but true. He practically ASKS for it! Why else would he take an evening stroll on the boardwalk in Miami with his shirt off? He’s with his girlfriend Lauren Silverman and their newborn baby Eric. Simon and Lauren appear to be the only people wearing sunglasses at night. Hopefully, Lauren will take him shopping for some new jeans…

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