Sean Penn

SEAN PENN CLAIMS HE WAS NEVER VIOLENT WITH MADONNA – OR ANY OTHER WOMEN

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The fact that Sean Penn is suing Lee Daniels for ten million dollars for claiming he’s a wife beater is a FASCINATING turn of events. Daniels had offhandedly commented to The Hollywood Reporter that Empire star Terrence Howard’s record of violence against women was no worse than Marlon Brando’s or Sean Penn’s – in other words “no big deal.” We’re SHOCKED that Penn, who seemed to enjoy his bad boy rep, took offense. Penn claims that although he’s had problems with the law, he’s never been CONVICTED of domestic violence. We remember the violent episode many years ago that ended his marriage to Madonna. She told her close friends about it but never discussed it in public. Granted, the hot -tempered actor may not have been ARRESTED for domestic violence – but he knows in his heart he’s GUILTY. The women in question preferred to avoid public embarrassment by calling attention to his behavior. Or maybe they were AFRAID. It certainly would be interesting if Madonna were called to testify in this case – would she tell the truth?

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SEAN PENN CLAIMS HE WAS NEVER VIOLENT WITH MADONNA

AT LAST – CHARLIZE HAS COME TO HER SENSES AND SPLIT WITH SEAN PENN! HOORAY!

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According to US Weekly, Charlize Theron broke off her engagement to Sean Penn after two years of togetherness. Recently they had both opened up and started saying sweet things about each other in interviews. We figured it would only be a matter of time before Sean’s bad temper would do him in. His two ex-wives were charmed by him at first, but suffered through his bitter macho moods, and we feared Charlize would endure the same fate. But our girl wised up just in time! Charlize may be feeling sad now, but in the long run she and her little boy are better off without Sean.

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SEAN PENN HAS NO REASON TO APOLOGIZE – THIS TIME

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Maybe for the first time, we agree 100% with Sean Penn. He has no regrets about the Green Card joke he made at the Oscars and doesn’t care what people think. At the Oscars, when Sean opened the Best Picture envelope he wise cracked “Who gave this son of a bitch his green card?” referring to the winner – his longtime Mexican born friend Alejandro Inarritu. Alejandro thought it was hilarious but SOME people thought the joke was in bad taste. In California, people DO joke about green cards a lot, but not necessarily in a bad way. Alejandro was not insulted and implied he pokes fun of Sean too. Later Sean said he had no patience with anyone too stupid or xenophobic to see the irony in his comment, and we have to agree.

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SEAN AND CHARLIZE SHOP, WITH JACKSON ALONG FOR THE RIDE

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Looks like making a movie together didn’t destroy the relationship of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron. They are obviously deep into family mode as they shop for groceries together at Bristol Farms. Jackson is taking a perilous ride in the cart under his mom’s supervision while Sean pushes the heavier purchases to their car.

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HOW DO SEAN PENN AND CHARLIZE THERON FEEL ABOUT EACH OTHER SINCE THEY FINISHED THEIR MOVIE?

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron returned from South Africa where they finished filming “The Last Face” together. Sean directed and Charlize starred. When the couple left for South Africa, there were rumors that they might be engaged. No doubt Charlize learned a lot about Sean and his temper while they were working together, so the experience was worthwhile. Now that they have returned, we think they either WILL get engaged or will decide they are not compatible and split up.

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CHARLIZE THERON SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH MADONNA BEFORE MARRYING SEAN PENN

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Madonna was married to Sean Penn for four years in the late 80’swhen he was at his Bad Boy worst. He was drinking heavily, getting into fights, and lost his driver’s license. One horrible Thanksgiving weekend he supposedly tied Madonna to a chair (“trussed her up like a turkey”) and tormented her for hours – including threatening to stick her head in the oven. She filed for divorce, but a few years later they made up and she started speaking to him again. Madonna might have some great advice tor Charlize about what to expect and how to handle Sean. Meanwhile Charlize seems to be picking up Sean’s bad habits – specifically his sour disposition.
(Above, Charlize is slumping so she doesn’t tower over her boyfriend)

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SEAN PENN ENTERS THE WORLD OF HIGH FASHION WITH TREPIDATION (AND CHARLIZE THERON)

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Sean Penn has suddenly found himself in the world of high fashion and he’s trying very hard to look comfortable. Sean and his girlfriend Charlize Theron arrived at the Dior fall-winter haute couture show in Paris and claimed their front row seats with much fanfare. Sean DID look considerably cleaned up and Charlize, a spokesperson for Dior, looked ravishing in her gold dress.

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IS CHARLIZE THERON A SECOND GENERATION ENABLER?

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Is Charlize Theron repeating her mother’s mistakes? When she was a young teenager in South Africa, Charlize’s alcoholic father came home drunk and angry one night and threatened the family. Charlize was watching when her mother Gerda shot him dead in self defense. Ironically, Sean Penn shares some of her father’s unpleasant traits. He’s a big drinker, and if you recall, he roughed up his then-wife Madonna during a Thanksgiving binge that ended their marriage. His second wife Robin Wright doesn’t have anything nice to say about him either. As for his TEMPER- he doesn’t keep that a secret. Many paparazzi are actually AFRAID of him. Hopefully Charlize will proceed with caution.

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SEAN PENN IS NO FOOL – HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO IMPRESS CHARLIZE THERON’S MOTHER

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Sean Penn 53, is making all the right moves when it comes to wooing his 38 year old girlfriend Charlize Theron. Charlize is a good friend of Chelsea Handler, so Sean arranged to take not only Charlize, but her mother Gerda and Gerda’s friend to see Chelsea’s standup performance of “Uganda Be Kidding Me” at the Forum. Charlize and Gerda are very close and Sean wants her mother to like him. Soon Sean and Charlize will be off to Africa where he will direct her in The Last Face with Javier Bardem. Charlize and Javier will play doctors who fall in love while doing humanitarian work in Africa. Frankly, we’re still not thrilled with this romance, but Sean IS keeping Charlize interested…

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SECOND GENERATION HOLLYWOOD: DYLAN PENN

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Dylan Penn, 22, daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright, lucked out when she inherited her mother’s good looks. She’s already turned down an offer to appear in Playboy. The young model landed a contract with Gap and said she wasn’t at all interested in acting. UNTIL she was offered a role in the movie “Condemned.” She insists she LOVES the script even though it’s a horror movie. Dylan looks a little like Ireland Baldwin.