SEAN PENN IS NO FOOL – HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO IMPRESS CHARLIZE THERON’S MOTHER

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Sean Penn 53, is making all the right moves when it comes to wooing his 38 year old girlfriend Charlize Theron. Charlize is a good friend of Chelsea Handler, so Sean arranged to take not only Charlize, but her mother Gerda and Gerda’s friend to see Chelsea’s standup performance of “Uganda Be Kidding Me” at the Forum. Charlize and Gerda are very close and Sean wants her mother to like him. Soon Sean and Charlize will be off to Africa where he will direct her in The Last Face with Javier Bardem. Charlize and Javier will play doctors who fall in love while doing humanitarian work in Africa. Frankly, we’re still not thrilled with this romance, but Sean IS keeping Charlize interested…

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14 thoughts on “SEAN PENN IS NO FOOL – HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO IMPRESS CHARLIZE THERON’S MOTHER

  1. Oh God, this man is a pig…she has lost her mind…

  2. Their both adults. They enjoy each other’s company. What’s the big deal? JFC

  3. People actually pay to see the insufferable Chelsea Handler?

  4. Excuse me, Janet Charlton. Celebrities are not in romantic relationships to meet your approval. Too bad having a romance isn’t possible for you. If so, you wouldn’t have time for a low traffic blog.

  5. Where to start on this picture? They both look terrible. Are you sure this isn’t a film set about down and outs?!

  6. If he wants to make points, throw away those filthy tennis shoes.

  7. charlizes dad was abusive, her mom shot him….that charlizes is involved with sean penn sends up red flags

    he was arrested for beating the crap out of madonna…. kept her tied to a chair for several hours hit her with a baseball bat

    he has a history of rages

    Here’s a little run-down on Mr. Penn’s criminal record:

    via TheHighroad.org

    In 1985, Sean Penn was arrested in Nashville for assault and battery for attacking two photographers with a rock. He plead guilty, paid a fine and was given a suspended sentence.

    In 1986, Penn slugged a man he accused of trying to kiss his wife. Again he plead guilty and was placed on parole.

    In 1987, while on parole for his previous conviction, he punched an extra working on his film “Colors” who tried to take a picture of him. He served half of a 60-day jail sentence for parole violation.

    In 1998, Penn was accused of hitting a photographer with a rock. Penn claimed the photographer attacked the rock in Penn’s hand with his head and injured himself. No arrest was made.

    he has been on his best behavior…but it is only a matter of time before he explodes

  8. it’s not just her, she has an adopted little boy that she is exposing to this man………

    why take such a risk with a man with his history…and the history she comes from??

  9. I could care less, but this pairing is beyond belief.

    Charlize is nuts to hook up with this really fugly man.

    He is a hardened ex-con with the tiniest feet.

  10. I wouldn’t mess with the mother-in-law to be..she knows how to take care of jerks and bullies.

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