Khloe Kardashian

WILL THE REAL KHLOE KARDASHIAN PLEASE STAND UP!

SORRY – PHOTO REMOVED BY FORCE – KHLOE IS NOT SO NICE!

So THIS is the photo that’s driving Khloe Kardashian half-mad because it was posted BEFORE she could OK it or perform her photoshop magic on it. Apparently, this is the REAL Khloe, and it’s not half-bad. It was taken at Kris’s Palm Springs home at a family get-together this Easter Sunday and an assistant accidentally posted it. Before it could be removed, it leaked onto various websites and the Kardashians are screaming “Copyright infringement!” in hopes of SCARING everyone into taking it down. Is it really worth all this fuss? It’s BECAUSE of the fuss that this photo will probably follow Khloe around forever…

Photo: Reddit

MADONNA AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAVE BEEN STUDYING DURING PANDEMIC

SOME of us have used our pandemic down-time to perfect new skills, and that can certainly be said of Khloe Kardashian and Madonna. Khloe has been learning the joys of advanced photoshopping and posting impossibly glamorous photos of herself that look like she’s had major plastic surgery. She has managed to give herself flawless skin, highlighted hair, a newly contoured pointed chin, and a smaller body all over. She might have inspired Madonna because now Madonna has been posting refined photoshopped pics that turn back time! Madonna’s photos show a face totally without lines and glowing skin- she looks many years younger. If these women continue to stay home and post flattering pix, we will never know what they really look like!

Madonna photo: Instagram
Khloe photo: Twitter

KHLOE KARDASHIAN FAKERY: LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M ON THE PHONE!

Khloe Kardashian does NOT want to be bothered or answer any paparazzi questions as she is leaving The Nice Guy club alone. She is PRETENDING to talk on a fancy gold brick phone, but it is actually a handbag. The Judith Leiber bejewelled clutch LOOKS like a brick phone – antenna and all, but at $5,700.00 it costs a lot more…

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IS KHLOE KARDASHIAN TRYING TOO HARD?

The 34 year old Kardashian youngest sister already looks like she’s been around the block too many times. Why? Apparently she hasn’t yet figured out that basketball players don’t make the best husbands or boyfriends. (They ARE tall, though.) Her marriage to Lamar Odom was a blazing failure and her baby-daddy Tristan Thompson has two roving eyes. What’s a girl to do? What NOT to do is leave the house looking like THIS – too much of EVERYTHING- hair, makeup, (even her knees are made up) cleavage, and general glitz. Khloe was on the prowl at Diana Ross’s birthday party.

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ELVIS THE DOG NEARLY FELL FOR JORDYN WOODS TOO

Hard to believe that Jordyn Woods, 21, would turn on the Kardashians and cuddle up with Khloe’s baby-daddy Tristan Thompson. Kylie Jenner made her best friend famous just by hanging with her and having her costar on her short-lived reality series Life of Kylie. Her friendship with the Kardashians opened doors for Jordyn – and she parlayed her fame into businesses of her own. And Kylie generously allowed Jordyn to live in her guest house FREE! We can’t believe Jordyn bit the hands that fed her – nothing good can come of this!
Above, Jordyn attempted to seduce our dog Elvis – he was tempted, but didn’t stray…

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THERE ARE CERTAIN PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NEVER STAND NEXT TO

Hasn’t publicity hungry Khloe Kardashion figured out by now that she should NEVER pose with her petite sister Kourtney? Separately, the two sisters look just fine, but TOGETHER, Khloe looks like a hulkish female wrestler or amazon, and her tiny sister looks like a normal size female. Khloe’s shoulders seem a mile wider and rather mannish. We’re not crazy about Khloe’s choice of attire for a cancer fundraiser in New York either. Didn’t Kim wear that dress awhile back?

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THE PITY PARTY IS OVER!

Khloe Kardashian works her Perfect Curves in White Jersey Dress

We can’t believe ANYONE would criticize Khloe Kardashian for abandoning her addicted and estranged husband Lamar Odom after his recent drunk and vomiting debacle on an airplane. For once, we’re on HER side. Odom has had more chances than he deserves. After his near-fatal overdose in a brothel, Khloe stayed married to him simply so he could use HER medical insurance to slowly recover. NOT because she hoped to reconcile. She even leased him a house after he left the hospital. As soon as he started drinking/using again, she cut him off and reinstated the divorce. She did all the right things and he did all the WRONG things. It’s time for this pathetic-excuse-for-a-man to help himself.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

HEY KIM AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THIS IS HOW THE COLOR NUDE SHOULD BE WORN!

Gigi Hadid wows in nude colors

Lately the amply proportioned Kardashians have been frequently flaunting the trendy color nude, but they’re doing it all wrong. They wear the color in garments far too tight and sometimes without underwear. If Kim and Khloe DO wear undergarments, they serve to push up all their flesh into the low cut bustline. And you can IMAGINE what the rear view looks like. Pictured here is model Gigi Hadid scurrying to a NY meeting in a fetching flesh colored dress and heels to match. She gives the color class instead of vulgarity.

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THE NEW IMPROVED KHLOE KARDASHIAN TRIES TO SNEAK OUT OF THE EPIONE LASER SURGERY CENTER

Paparazzi have started hanging out at the Epione Beverly Hills Laser Surgery Center because there is almost ALWAYS a Kardashian (or a Jenner) arriving or leaving with ice packs in hand. Saudi princesses visit LA once a year to shop and get all kinds of plastic surgery here. The Kardashians talk about it so often on their reality show that you just KNOW they get work done for a VERY reasonable price. Most likely Kylie Jenner had her lips enhanced here – the clinic has an enormous self-improvement menu. Khloe Kardashian left the center today covering up her face and mouth were you can see a bit of a bandage. Tomorrow she’ll probably show the results with a selfie. These Kardashians are still YOUNG – imagine how much surgery they’ll have when they get older!

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