John Travolta

JOHN TRAVOLTA GOT HIS HAIR DONE FOR THE SCIENTOLOGY PARTY

A Scientology miracle? A few days ago, John Travolta was photographed driving in Beverly Hills without any hair augmentation and he was definitely thinning. Yesterday, John and his pregnant wife Kelly were seen at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood for their 41st Anniversary Gala (Have they really been around that long?) and he had a full head of hair. We might as well pass a long a crazy rumor floating around: that Kelly Preston, 47, is pretending to be pregnant and the Travoltas are actually secretly adopting a Scientology baby (like Kirstie Alley did.) We doubt it, but anything is possible with these people.

TRAVOLTA TWINS: TWO MORE SCIENTOLOGISTS!

When Star magazine announced that John Travolta’s 47 year old wife Kelly Preston is expecting TWINS, the first thing we thought of was: two more Scientologists to add to the cult! As recruiting becomes more and more difficult due to negative publicity and loss of esteem, we figure that church leaders must be encouraging faithful members to multiply and have more children. Since the young are brainwashed from a very early age, it’s easy to keep them in the fold. We’re happy for John and Kelly, but sorry that the children are likely to be slaves to Scientology.

JOHN TRAVOLTA TRIED TO DOWNPLAY THIS INFORMATION

We have to hand it to RadarOnline for revisiting the death of Jett Travolta and pointing out an important overlooked fact. If you recall, Tarino Lightbourne was the ambulance driver in the Bahamas who picked up Jett Travolta’s body after he had a seizure. Lightbourne tried to extort 25 million dollars out of John Travolta so he wouldn’t release a “significant” document Travolta signed during the emergency drama. The extortion got all the publicity and drew attention away from the content of the document. Travolta signed an agreement that relieved the driver and his coworkers of liability if he flew his son off the island instead of to a hospital. In other words, Travolta tried to fly his son’s body off the island and home to Florida WITHOUT the needed government permits. (This was before Jett was officially declared dead.) John and other Scientologists could then control all information about what actually killed Jett. Jett’s death by seizures from autism did not fit into Scientology’s ideology. Travolta wasn’t able to sneak the body back to Florida and cover up. Another embarrassment for the cult. Let’s hope John’s next child doesn’t have any psychological or developmental disorders.

JOHN TRAVOLTA IS BRINGING SCIENTOLOGY TO HAITI

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Haitians beware! According to the Huffington Post, John Travolta and his wife Kelly just flew a planeload of food and medical supplies from Florida to the desperate earthquake victims, but there’s a price to pay. The people handing out the food and necessities will be Scientology “ministers” – that translates to “recruiters.” Hungry Haitians will have to endure lectures and “personality tests” before they can benefit from the relief supplies. With Scientology, there are always strings attached.

JOHN TRAVOLTA AND KELLY PRESTON HAVE A NEW ACTOR IN THE FAMILY

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John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s smiling little girl Ella, 9, feels right at home on the red carpet. She’s at the premier of the Disney comedy “Old Dogs” in which she costarred with her parents. Ella loves to act and now she hopes to get roles on her own. She’s been going out on auditions for movies that her parents are NOT appearing in.

IS JOHN TRAVOLTA DISILLUSIONED WITH SCIENTOLOGY?

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We were SHOCKED to learn that Scientologist John Travolta has admitted in court at his extortion trial in the Bahamas, that his son Jett was autistic and suffered from a seizure disorder common to the disease. This is a very big turnaround! John always insisted that Jett had something called Kawasaki disease caused by toxins in his carpet. Scientology doesn’t believe autism is a real disorder so Jett was never treated for autism. Travolta’s courtroom confession is a huge SLAP IN THE FACE to Scientology. Has John finally realized that Scientology doesn’t know it ALL? In recent weeks John has supposedly been deep in despair and contemplation, depressed over Jett’s death. (Feeling guilty perhaps, for not acknowledging and treating his son’s autism?) Maybe, just maybe, he is coming to his senses about Scientology. And not a minute too soon.