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TOM CRUISE IS WALKING TALL IN LONDON

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Tom Cruise flashed a confident smile at paparazzi in London as he was leaving a place called Chiltern Firehouse. One naughty paparazzi noted that Tom looked a tad taller than usual and shot a close-up of Tom’s high heel boots. A very expensive men’s store in Beverly Hills provides Tom with height enhancing built-op footwear.

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SYLVESTER STALLONE’S FAMILY IS OUTGROWING HIM

Sylvester Stallone is surrounded by women and his life couldn’t be better. Since he married former model Jennifer Flavin he dresses more appropriately and his two active daughters Sage and Sophia keep him on his toes. The only drawback is the fact that soon he will be the shortest person in the family.

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ROD STEWART: THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN

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We knew that Rod Stewart’s wife Penny Lancaster was taller than him, (6’1”) but this is ridiculous! She’s not even wearing platforms! This picture is not photoshopped, it’s just shot at an amazing angle and nattily dressed Rod looks diminutive. (He claims to be 5’11.”) The unlikely pair were on their way into 34 Restaurant in London. We wonder if Rod will see the humor in this.

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JUSTIN BIEBER CLEVERLY DIVERTS ATTENTION TO HIS HAIR

Justin Bieber fans who are expecting him to have a growth spurt now that he’s turning seventeen on March 1, are in for a disappointment. He’s probably destined to be a shortie for life because he has tiny parents. His mom Pattie is 4’8” (Snooki size) and his father Jeremy is 5’5.” Genes rule, so Justin, who claims to be 5’5” in shoes, might not have far to go. We’re thinking he was embarrassed by some his own lame comments to Rolling Stone (about abortion and thinking the 1969 Apollo moon landing was a “conspiracy,” for instance) and THAT’S why he decided to divert attention to a new haircut.

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THE FRENCH PRESIDENT MAKES TOM CRUISE LOOK TALL

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni voted together in Paris. Rumors of infidelity continue to dog their marriage, but no women (or men) have come forward and sold their “kiss and tell” stories to magazines there, and the First Couple is still together. Did you know he is only 5’5” and always wears lifts in his shoes?

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