George Clooney

ELISABETTA CANALIS ON HER EX GEORGE CLOONEY: “HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME”

Why was anyone surprised when Elisabetta Canalis described her two year romance with George Clooney as “more of a father-daughter relationship.” According to People magazine this is how Elisabetta, 33, felt about 50 year old George. She went on to say he was a gentleman at all times and very generous but they never spoke of marriage or children. ”He was as special and important as a father to me.” Her statements were regarded as something of an INSULT to George, but surely he felt the same way. Don’t older wealthy men with young girlfriends generally assume a fatherly role? George is too smart to assume the young girls he dates are oblivious of the age difference….

EVEN GEORGE CLOONEY CAN BE INSECURE

A girl who dated George Clooney five or six years ago revealed some interesting information about him. First of all, the girl, who asked not to be identified, said emphatically “There is nothing remotely gay about George Clooney.” (For some reason the internet perpetuates the rumor that Clooney is gay, but it simply is not true. Ask any of his exgirlfriends.) This girl admitted she had been crazy about George when they were dating and thought he was a generous and sweet but he had one character quirk – he was insecure about HIS LOOKS. (Who would have guessed?) He was always asking her “Do I look OK?” or “Do you like this shirt?” Imagine that! And we always assumed that George Clooney was an extremely confident man.

GEORGE CLOONEY LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND ELISABETTA CANALIS ROLLING IN DOUGH

Just as we told you, Elisabetta Canalis is THRIVING after her breakup with George Clooney. Any girl who has a relationship with Clooney leaves the romance far better off than she was when it started. George always makes sure of that. When George severs a romance, he helps his girls financially if they need it, and guides them back to better versions of their former lives. And his fame rubs off on them. Page 6 says that Elisabetta has raked in around 10 million dollars from sponsorships and TV deals in Italy since her split. George’s girls generally attract a better quality of boyfriends than they did before. That’s also why they don’t write tell-alls about George.

GEORGE CLOONEY: ALL HE WANTS IS TO REMAIN SINGLE

It’s high time that women started LISTENING to George Clooney. Elisabetta Canalis is just the latest in a long list of attractive women (who resemble each other) who didn’t believe George when he gently informed them that he had no intention of getting married. Clooney repeats this mantra in almost every interview, just in case someone missed it. George’ s relationships all seem to last around two years – that’s when the girls start wanting a commitment that he refuses to give them. And they all end the same. The girls have achieved a certain amount of fame and they go back to their former careers, with a nicer bank balance and maybe a new condo. George is always generous and they don’t bad-mouth him. Now that it’s over, those ridiculous gay rumors about George begin again – just because he doesn’t want to get married, doesn’t mean he’s gay! (Why would all these women want to marry him if he was gay?) There are definitely more two year relationships in his future.

JOHNNY DEPP IS TONTO, BUT WHO WILL PLAY THE LONE RANGER?

Ever since we heard that Johnny Depp is playing Tonto in Jerry Bruckheimer’s 2012 version of “The Lone Ranger,” we confess we’ve been drooling at the prospect. We thought no one could ever fill the moccasins of Jay Silverheels – our childhood crush – but Johnny is as good as it gets. Depp, you’ll recall, has a Cherokee grandmother, and both he and Jay were from Canada. This certainly increases the importance of the loyal kemo-sabe, leaving one to wonder who will be cast as The Lone Ranger. George Clooney was under consideration a few years ago, but considering the necessary athleticism, seems unlikely. Any ideas?

WHAT IF MARILYN MONROE’S DOG WROTE A MEMOIR?

Somehow we can’t picture Angelina Jolie playing Marilyn Monroe, but she’s got the part in an upcoming movie, according to writer Andrew O’Hagen. He wrote the book “The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe.” It’s about the last two years in Marilyn’s life, told from the point of view of her Maltese Maf (short for “Mafia”) – the pooch that was given to Monroe by her friend Frank Sinatra. The author says George Clooney will play Sinatra. Maf had an exciting life – he encountered JFK and went with Marilyn to acting classes and restaurants. When Marilyn died, Sinatra’s secretary adopted Maf.

GEORGE CLOONEY AND ELISABETTA CANALIS WILL BE HOPPING FROM ONE BLACK TIE EVENT TO ANOTHER

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis is going to need a huge collection of evening clothes for the next few months because George will be taking her to numerous award shows and film events. Last night they went to a film critics’ function in New York and this is just the beginning. George is a presenter at the SAG Awards and his movie “Up in the Air” is getting loads of nominations so he’ll be a fixture on the red carpet at just about every award show. Presumably, designers have been bombarding Elisabetta with possibilities.

GEORGE CLOONEY’S MOTHER LOOKS MORE LIKE HIS SISTER

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

We were struck by this photo of George Clooney, his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, and his mother Nina Warren. George was blessed with a gorgeous set of parents – his father is a handsome newscaster, who met his mother when she was a contestant in a beauty pageant in Ohio that he was judging. Believe it or not, George’s parents have been married for fifty years. You’d think a stable family like that would influence George to settle down, but that’s not the case.