George Clooney

THE GEORGE CLOONEY FUELED MONEY TRAIN HAS TAKEN OFF FOR STACY KEIBLER



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Stacy Keibler just pocketed at least $25,000 (plus private jet, huge hotel suite and expenses for herself and friends) for hosting Saturday night at Bank nightclub in Las Vegas. And she doesn’t even have to bring her boyfriend George Clooney along! She’s working her way up the personal appearance money chain now that interest in Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian has dropped off.

STACY KEIBLER HAS COME A LONG WAY, BABY – THANKS TO GEORGE CLOONEY

And so it begins….Former pro wrestler Stacy Keibler signed with Endeavor talent agency thanks to her beau George Clooney, and the offers are pouring in! George’s girlfriends always profit from dating him, but Stacy’s progress is moving even faster than most. According to the NY Post, he‘s had a number of $5000-plus offers to walk various runways during New York fashion week, and she now commands $25,000 for a personal appearance! Eat your heart out, Kim K!

GEORGE CLOONEY AND STACY KEIBLER HAVE A FUTURE IN CABO

George Clooney likes to keep his women happy so he’s buying a home in Cabo San Lucas. Stacy Keibler is not so fond of George’s place in Italy – it reminds her too much of his ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. (Plus Elisabetta is probably on TV frequently there.) Stacy is CRAZY about Cabo so George is in the process of buying a place there where they can spend time together.

GEORGE CLOONEY MAKES SURE HIS DATES ARE RED CARPET READY



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There’s a price to pay when you’re George Clooney’s girlfriend. Of course the perks are obvious – tropical and European vacations, shopping sprees, and good company. But part of the deal is endless red carpet events – at this time of year especially. George, 50, is committed to numerous film premiers, publicity events, film festivals, and award shows. He flies all over the USA and back and forth to Europe – sometimes for 3 or 4 major events in a week. That means his girlfriend must be red carpet ready with a different designer dress for every appearance! Since no normal woman could pull that off without help, we’re thinking George hires a stylist to dress up Stacy Keibler for all these occasions, with hair and makeup thrown in too. (Knowing George, we bet she gets to KEEP the dresses she likes.) Stacy, 32, may be exhausted, but George will always make sure she looks good at his side!

STACY KEIBLER IS HAVING THE BEST CHRISTMAS OF HER LIFE!

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Not long ago, George Clooney scolded Stacy Keibler for tweeting so much, but he made up for it over the holidays. He and Stacy are in Cabo San Lucas where they’ve been hanging on the beach with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. George is living up to his generous reputation – he reportedly gave Stacy diamond jewelry and an Hermes bag for Christmas, among other things. And according to In Touch, there is a Porsche in the very near future for her. Since George has been giving Stacy a higher profile, she’s been flooded with money making offers for appearances etc. Ironically since she cut back on tweeting, Stacy has more followers than EVER.

HOW GEORGE CLOONEY KEEPS AN EYE ON STACY KEIBLER WHEN HE’S NOT AROUND

Stacy Keibler got the ultimate Hollywood gift from George Clooney: a bodyguard. Since she started dating George she‘s gained considerable notoriety, and the paparazzi and others are following her. George decided she should not go out alone when he’s not around, so he hired a bodyguard to keep an eye on her. (We wonder if the bodyguard reports her comings and goings to George!)

GEORGE CLOONEY AVOIDS MARRIAGE BY HAVING A VASECTOMY

Having carefully observed George Clooney for decades, we’ve come to the conclusion that he simply MUST have had a vasectomy a long time ago. After his first and only marriage to Talia Balsam that lasted four years, George announced that he had no intention of marrying again. (Can’t have made Talia feel good!) He has never expressed an interest in having children but he is rarely without a woman. George has had one girlfriend after another, most of whom would have LOVED to marry him, and none of them ever had a “pregnancy scare.” He has plenty of sex and no children, hence it appears that George, 50, is smart and had a vasectomy years ago, so he could live his life as he pleases with no surprises.

GEORGE CLOONEY AS STEVE JOBS? NO WAY!

Sorry, but we cannot in our wildest dreams imagine casting George Clooney to star in the Steve Jobs life story. George is a decent actor but we cannot forget that he’s not only movie star handsome but a smooth ladies man – and was never a nerd. Since Sony bought the rights to the Apple mogul’s story, George seems to be the most serious contender – the challenge is playing Jobs both young and older. But there are many better choices. How about Andy Samberg or Christian Bale? We think Ryan Gosling might be perfect. How about Matthew Modine, Michael Cera, or Adrian Brody? What’s YOUR opinion?

GEORGE CLOONEY TO STACY KEIBLER: CUT BACK ON THE TWEETS!

Speaking of George Clooney, he has been pestering Stacy Keibler to stop tweeting anything remotely related to their relationship. Every once in awhile she tweets “I feel like a princess today” or something similarly vague, and it makes George uncomfortable. He doesn’t do Facebook or Twitter and would prefer that Stacy gave up tweeting altogether.