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BRUCE WILLIS CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY WITH PREGNANT WIFE EMMA

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Bruce Willis couldn’t care less whether or not he was named on Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hook-up list because he was single at the time. Today is Bruce’s 59th birthday and he and his fertile wife Emma took a walk in Beverly Hills. Bruce already has four daughters (3 with Demi and one with Emma) so he’s probably hoping for a boy. We wonder what it’s like to be married to a man who almost always wears a baseball cap.

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PETER DINKLAGE: HONEY, DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?

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Things are looking up for “Station Agent” star Peter Dinklage, 42. His role on “Game of Thrones” already has Emmy buzz and now his wife of 6 years, director Erica Schmidt, is expecting their first child. In the photo above, pregnant Erica looks a little queasy and Peter appears uncertain about what to do.

PREGNANT RACHEL ZOE CAN’T GIVE UP HER PLATFORMS

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You can see by the look on her face that Rachel Zoe is dead serious about shopping. She rummaged through the shoes on sale rack at Barneys and found a few pairs she liked. Nope, she’s not shopping for a client. The fact that she’s five and a half months pregnant doesn’t stop her from trying on platform shoes with nine inch heels.

MARIAH CAREY HAS CLEARED HER CALENDAR FOR A BABY

We’ve been observing Mariah Carey’s ballooning weight and medical visits for months now, predicting that she’s been plumping up from fertilization treatments. THAT’S why she’s not upset about her weight gain. She and her husband of two years, Nick Cannon, are eager to start a family. (Friends say Mariah already treats her dogs like babies.) Her pregnancy has ALMOST been confirmed by RadarOnline. However, Mariah’s publicist has refused to officially comment on the matter. When Mariah dropped out of Tyler Perry’s latest movie, which is set to start filming this month, it was assumed by insiders that she was expecting. Why else would she pass up an acting opportunity?

TRAVOLTA TWINS: TWO MORE SCIENTOLOGISTS!

When Star magazine announced that John Travolta’s 47 year old wife Kelly Preston is expecting TWINS, the first thing we thought of was: two more Scientologists to add to the cult! As recruiting becomes more and more difficult due to negative publicity and loss of esteem, we figure that church leaders must be encouraging faithful members to multiply and have more children. Since the young are brainwashed from a very early age, it’s easy to keep them in the fold. We’re happy for John and Kelly, but sorry that the children are likely to be slaves to Scientology.