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ROB PATTINSON MOST LIKELY WILL TAKE KRISTEN STEWART BACK

Just because Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both moved out of their Los Angeles house, doesn’t mean their relationship is a done deal. First of all, they both have plenty of work to keep them busy. It’s apparent that the affair between Kirsten and her Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders is FINISHED because they are both openly trying to patch up their own relationships. It will take awhile for Rob’s anger and hurt feelings to turn into despair at the loss of his love Kristen. When the loneliness sets in, he’ll be vulnerable for making up, In a way, this situation resembles Brad Pitt’s breakup with fiancée Gwyneth Paltrow. Brad (who DOESN’T cheat – no matter what you heard about Angelina) was distraught when he caught Gwyneth cheating with a costar and couldn’t get over it. He actually went to a counselor to try and forgive her in his mind. But in the end, he didn’t want to marry a woman who cheated on him, and they split. Gwyneth was devastated. Whether Rob is more forgiving than Brad remains to be seen.

CHEATER JESSE JAMES HAS HIS EYE ON GEORGE CLOONEY’S EX

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Even before he and Sandra Bullock split up, we told you Jesse James had his eye on Kat Von D. He let her know about it through mutual acquaintances. As soon as he was free, he wormed his way into her life. Now he’s “stalking” someone else and he’s trying to angle an introduction to George Clooney’s exgirlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. He likes his girls skinny with tattoos. Now that his Discovery series Outlaw Garage has been picked up he feels confident that he can win her over, if given the chance. We wonder if Elisabetta is aware of his history…

THIS IS WHAT LANE GARRISON AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WERE FIGHTING ABOUT

Now that TMZ has shown you the Lane Garrison video of him fighting with his Playboy girlfriend Ashley Mattingly, you might be wondering WHAT they were fighting about. Ashley had tweeted she was FINISHED with Lane. (Saturday night they were asked to leave the Playboy mansion because they were drunk and sloppy.) When Lane appeared at her apartment building the next day she taunted him with the news that not only was their romance OVER, but she had been cheating on him with a wealthy guy. THAT’S why he tossed her phone away in despair. Lane got mixed up with the wrong girl. Don’t know what will happen to him, but he does deserve some jail time for wearing that awful white hat.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

We have a feeling a giant Kan of Kardashian worms just opened. The two wives Robert Kardashian married AFTER he divorced Kris have BOTH claimed that Robert said Khloe was fathered by another man while he and Kris were on the outs, and was not actually his child. The women told Star Magazine that Robert loved Khloe but did not believe she was HIS child. Indeed, Kris has admitted she cheated on Robert while they were married and that’s what ultimately caused the divorce. It’s always been a running joke among the Kardashians that Khloe didn’t resemble her family – she’s bigger and has lighter, curly hair. This leaves the door open for every man Kris ever cheated with to come forward and sell his story and offer to take a DNA test. (Kris must be squirming.) This is going to be fun!

DEMI MOORE CAN’T DECIDE WHAT TO DO ABOUT CHEATING ASHTON

While Sara Leal continues to spill details of her affair with Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore is relieved that she still has a job as spokesperson for Ann Taylor and she posed for photos for their Holiday 2011 campaign. Demi, 48, is still undecided about ending her marriage and she’s seeking advice from Kabbalah counselors. She doesn’t WANT to file for divorce and Ashton, 33, is hoping she won’t, but Demi is humiliated by the lurid details of Ashton’s indiscretion and she’s having trouble coming to terms with it all.

DID ASHTON KUTCHER OUTGROW HIS MARRIAGE TO DEMI MOORE?

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Fans are wondering whether Demi Moore, 48, will forgive Ashton Kutcher, 33, for fooling around with party girl Sara Leal, but Ashton might not WANT to be forgiven. Since this isn’t the first time he seems to have succumbed to temptation, it could be that Ashton has decided he didn’t get enough partying out of his system before he got married. Ashton and Demi started dating when he was 25. This year Ashton signed a 20 million dollar contract for “Two and a Half Men” and the show is a hit – many doors have opened for him. The fact that Ashton and Demi arrived at and left Kabbalah counseling in LA separately indicates they are NOT in agreement. Suddenly the age difference IS an issue.

JESSE JAMES ATTEMPTS TO GLAMORIZE HIS SLEAZY IMAGE IN HIS BOOK “AMERICAN OUTLAW”

We get the feeling that Jesse James, 42, thinks his new book “American Outlaw” will reveal him to be a macho man and lovable bad boy who couldn’t tolerate his ex-wife Sandra Bullock’s phony Hollywood life. But from what we’ve seen, it exposes him as a misogynist and a shallow coward. He said he felt “trapped” in his marriage to his “high class wife who wasn’t some whore in the back of a Daytona nightclub.” Apparently, in his twisted mind – there are “good girls” and “whores” and he’s more comfortable with the latter. He admits he asserted his masculine independence with infidelity. (Wake up, Kat!)

FYI: The book title comes from Jesse’s claim that he is related to the infamous cowboy outlaw Jesse James, yet he refused to prove it by genealogy or DNA, when given the opportunity.

ANOTHER BUMP IN THE ROAD FOR LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AMANDA SEYFRIED

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“Little Red Riding Hood” star Amanda Seyfried has not been lucky at love. She confessed that her long-term boyfriend Dominic Cooper broke her heart and lately she’s been happily dating Ryan Phillippe. But suddenly there’s a wrench in the works. Ryan has been accused of cheating on Amanda with another girl who is now pregnant. (Remember? He cheated on Reese Witherspoon also) Amanda appears to be attracted to wolves in sheep’s clothing.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET JESSICA BIEL TO BREAK UP WITH HIM FOR THE PAST YEAR

As usual, Justin Timberlake, 30, is cowardly about actually confronting the situation and breaking up with girlfriends, so he does things that would cause the girl – in this case, Jessica Biel – to break up with HIM. He’s been restless for quite awhile and Jessica didn’t get the hint. Last June we wrote about Justin at a Lakers game desperately trying to get the phone number of a pretty Laker girl who miraculously turned him down FLAT because she knew he had a girlfriend. Last fall he was suspected of fooling around with Olivia Munn, and we’re thinking he probably did. Justin’s mother Lynn urged him to end his relationship with Cameron Diaz, and we wonder if she was also involved in this Jessic Biel split. And does Justin have another athletic girl waiting in the wings? Could be.