Caitlyn Jenner

CAITLYN JENNER DEALS WITH ANOTHER SHOCKING REALITY LINKED TO BEING A WOMAN

If Caitlyn Jenner looks a bit downcast on Memorial Day weekend it might be because she’s pondering ANOTHER grim reality that makes it not so easy being a woman. No more fancy frappes and blueberry scones – she has to settle for a simple black coffee. Why? Because like all women, especially as they get older, Caitlyn has to COUNT CALORIES now! As an active athlete, Bruce could eat whatever he liked, but NOW she has more than a passing acquaintance with salads with dressing on the side.

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CAITLYN JENNER: WELL, IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA…

Caitlyn Jenner has been soundly denying that she regrets transitioning into a woman, but we thinks she doesn’t want to admit she has doubts. Kardashian biographer Ian Halperin brought up the idea of Caitlyn’s regret, and attributed much of it to religion. He observed that her religion doesn’t really approve of being GAY and Caitlyn is definitely still attracted to WOMEN. More important, we feel Caitlyn has come to the realization that being a 6’4” 65 year old woman is not thrilling – or easy. She has to slather on the makeup, wigs and eyelashes, not to mention foundation garments, just to leave the house. And – guess what- despite all that work, no one thinks she’s pretty or flirts with her. She WAS a far more attractive man. And the kind of women she likes are not interested in dating a woman who used to be a man. What’s a girl to do?

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CAITLYN JENNER HAS HER EYE ON THE BALL

Caitlyn Jenner has teed off in her first golf tournament as a woman and it raises a lot of questions. Of course people today are too politically correct to ponder the logic of a tall, strong trans-woman competing against female golfers. But is it fair? Caitlyn has fifteen years of golf experience as a man. It remains to be seen if Jenner will triumph over her female competitors. We wonder how the women she’s playing against REALLY feel about this. Will Caitlyn become some kind of golf champion?

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THE CAITLYN JENNER LOOK IS EVERYWHERE

Caitlyn Jenner has a definitive look – lanky and slim, with long brown swinging hair, golf or sports apparel, and a serious demeanor. (A grown up Sporty Spice?) First we saw the look in Helen Hunt, and now Jordana Brewster! Caitlyn should be delighted with the comparison because she’s lucky to resemble either woman. (Above, Fast and Furious star Jordana was seen shopping on Melrose Place)

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WOULD YOU BUY MAKEUP FROM CAITLYN JENNER?

Not that she isn’t attractive, but we were DUMFOUNDED when TMZ revealed that ambitious Caitlyn Jenner is considering marketing a makeup collection under her name! Apparently she was impressed by her daughter Kylie’s success at selling her lip color. Of course, Kylie’s customers are her teenage girl-fans, but WHO are Caitlyn’s followers? (Caitlyn is not exactly Cindy Crawford) Will Caitlyn’s collection be aimed at mature women? Or will her target customers be other trans-women? There appears to be a limited market here and the whole idea seems incredibly unrealistic and ego-driven. What’s next – a fashion collection for “tall gals?”

CAITLYN JENNER: “IF YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN IN A DRESS, IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE”

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Truer words were never spoken, but when Caitlyn said this in a Time magazine interview, she got nasty backlash from the transgender world – she was described as “transphobic” and one nitpicking commenter called her “The Donald Trump of the trans community.” Caitlyn apologized profusely but we don’t think she should have. She seems to have an honest and realistic view from inside the trans world and they have no business turning on her. A big man in a dress IS scary and it will be awhile before people get used to it. So far she’s done more to make transgender community acceptable than anyone we know.

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WHAT’S NEXT FOR CAITLYN JENNER: “MOTHER OF THE YEAR?”

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Glamour magazine has been scratched off a lot of subscription lists since they named Caitlyn Jenner one of their “2015 Women of the Year.” After the award event, the husband of a female cop killed on 9/11 send BACK his wife’s posthumous award after Glamour gave the SAME award to Jenner. He asked “Was there NO WOMAN in America or the world more deserving than this man?” And we loved him for that. After accepting the award, Caitlyn remarked “The hardest part about being a woman is figuring out what to wear.” This irked many women, among them- Rose McGowan. Rose ranted on Facebook- addressing Caitlyn, she wrote ”You do not understand what being a woman is about at all. We are more than deciding what to wear. We have had a VERY different experience than your life of male privilege. Being a woman comes with a lot of baggage- the weight of unequal history. Woman of the Year! Not by a long shot!” Rose emphasizes that she is NOT transphobic, but like many woman she resents a man putting on high heels and declaring himself female. There’s a LOT MORE to being female. Frankly, we don’t think Caitlyn should have ACCEPTED that honor- we could have admired her for THAT humility.

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KILLER CAR CRASH: WAS BRUCE JENNER LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?

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We were horrified to learn that Bruce Jenner (he was not yet Caitlyn) will not be charged for that PCH crash that killed a woman. Not only was he towing another vehicle, but he was reportedly driving too fast for conditions. His cell phone was checked and he was cleared of texting. So what could have caused him to take his eyes off the road and rear-end two cars? We are willing to bet a week’s pay that Bruce was LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR and fantasizing about his upcoming surgeries and female transformation. Or maybe fluffing his new weave. Of course that cannot be PROVED, so he is off the hook. Let’s hope Caitlyn is a better driver than Bruce. (Above, Bruce before the accident)

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CAITLYN JENNER WALKS LIKE A MAN!

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Caitlyn Jenner is worried about her voice being too deep, but that’s not her only problem! She needs practice in the art of sitting and walking like a female. It’s not as easy as it looks! Her wide legged stance is definitely not feminine and if she SITS like that, she’s in real trouble! Above, she faces the challenge of walking down stairs in heels…

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GUESS WHO! CAITLYN JENNER OR KELLY BENSIMON?

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Have you noticed the astonishing resemblance between Caitlyn Jenner and Real Housewives of NY star Kelly Bensimon? Perhaps Bruce was inspired by the athletic Bensimon when he started to transition. They dress alike and look even more alike in sporty attire. Similar faces, hair, and body type. BOTH of the photos above are Kelly, but could easily pass for Bruce.