Bad Fashion

NICK CANNON: COMBAT BOOTS WITH A TURBAN!

It’s a good thing that Nick Cannon is kinda cute because lately he’s been the king of male fashion disasters. Mariah Carey’s ex directed and starred in King of the Dancehall and he showed up dressed like this at a screening at the Pan African Film Festival. He’s wearing an ethnic (rumpled) long gauzy shirt, tinted aviator glasses, and combat boots. Yes, COMBAT BOOTS and a TURBAN! The movie is about a Brooklyn guy who goes to Jamaica to make a drug score and falls in love with the music and dance culture there. Above, he’s posing with his very 80’s looking costar, Kreesha Turner.

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FRENCH MONTANA: EVEN RAPPERS CAN MAKE FASHION MISTAKES

File this under “awkward fashion moments for rappers.” French Montana walked out of Mastro restaurant the other night in this odd fitting all white outfit. Either he ate a monstrous meal or his ill-placed pockets are bulging in an unflattering manner. Moroccan born Montana loves fashion and this white satin jacket has a middle eastern edge, but he chose to dress it “down” with new hiking boots. Altogether not his best look.

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JUSTIN BIEBER AT HIS CREEPIEST

We thought Justin Bieber looked awful in his summer apparel (baseball cap, baggy shorts) but his winter look is equally offensive. The only good thing about his get-up is the white shirt. Those tacky overprocessed painted jeans look like they came from the clearance rack at Forever 21 – and they might have, because Justin often buys women’s jeans. But the puffy fur jacket with the hood just makes you wonder how many animals were killed to make Justin happy. And, of course, he’s in LA where the temperature rarely goes below 60 degrees.

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ARIEL WINTER IS SPEEDING UP THE AGEING PROCESS

Modern Family star Ariel Winter is only 18, but she already looks like a Beverly Hills Housewife. She was emancipated a few years ago and her older sister Shanelle became her guardian. Since she’s the big money-maker in the family she does what she wants. And apparently she doesn’t want to hire a stylist. Ariel has an unfortunate penchant for make-up and fashions more suitable for a cougar. Super sexy and revealing – ultra glitzy. She‘s a cute young girl who makes herself look much older.

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MARIAH CAREY REFUSES TO BE THE WOMAN SCORNED

Mariah Carey has been on a furious binge of personal appearances and nightclubbing since her billionaire fiancé James Packer called off their engagement. (Mariah jilted!) Now she’s demanding millions for the “inconvenience.” And Mariah’s making sure she’s photographed smooching and cuddling with her boytoy dancer Brian Tanaka. Is she trying to send a message to James Packer, by any chance? Who does Mariah think she’s fooling? She was chosen to flip the switch turning on the Empire State Building lights for the holiday season and arrived looking like THIS. Tacky and matronly.

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JULIETTE LEWIS: WORST DRESSED ONSTAGE?

Like Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis seems to vastly prefer being a rock star over being a movie star. Both act mainly to pay the bills. Juliette’s singing is WAY better than her onstage fashion however. She usually wear some kind of tacky spandex outfit – not sexy, but oddly unfashionable and unflattering. Lately she’s been singing with a heavy metal band as well as The Licks. We wonder if all the band members are Scientologists like she is. Above, she performed this week at The Linq in Las Vegas.

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ARIEL WINTER: MAYBE MOTHER DID KNOW BEST!

If this is how Ariel Winter, 18, dresses to go to a summer party in Beverly Hills, we’re starting to think HER MOTHER WAS RIGHT. The Modern Family star was granted emancipation from her mother a few years ago – she complained that her mother was abusive – told her what to eat and didn’t allow her to wear sexy clothes. Her stage-mother mom Crystal WAS bossy, but it looks like Ariel has gone off the rails without supervision. Is she dressing like this to get back at her mother or does she just have bad taste? Her TV character Alex Dunphy is quite the opposite – a smart nerd. Ariel says she plans to attend UCLA this fall – hopefully, she will follow through and start dressing like a college girl.

ANDREW DICE CLAY HAS NEVER LOOKED WORSE

We’ve seen him look pretty awful in the past, but this get-up that Andrew Dice Clay wore to Craig’s restaurant is an insult to everyone who has to look at him. An appetite killer. It looks like Andrew borrowed one of his son’s basketball outfits and added his own accessories. Those shorts! Those shoes and socks! And fingerless leather gloves (like Madonna wears) with that black leather harness–handbag combination! (Note to barber: those bushy white sideburns look like earmuffs.) Is THIS how a grown man (Dice is 58) dresses to go to an upscale restaurant?

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JUSTIN BIEBER: IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS A COOL LOOK?

No matter how geeky he looks at times, the girls don’t love Justin Bieber any less! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he’s Canadian, but Justin spends LOT of money on clothes and shoes- without great results. He really tries had to look suave but fails miserably most of the time. This is his worst look this week. Although we do like the nerdy glasses.

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KEKE PALMER DEMONSTRATES HOW NOT TO WEAR A JUMPSUIT

We don’t know where to start – there are SO many things wrong with this get-up worn by KeKe Palmer. The design was obviously inspired by the WORST of many decades. That 1970’s James Brown collar! 1980’s shoulders! 1990’s faded denim! And those 3 horrific belts! No gas station attendant ever looked this bad. But singer/actress KeKe, 22, seems to be having fun at a screening of her new movie Ice Age: Collision Course at Fox studios – in spite of her unflattering outfit. Keke recently appeared in the live TV production of Grease.

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