Sean Puffy Combs loves to spend money so he took 17 extended family members and friends on vacation in Aspen recently. He rented a $35,000 a day 800 acre estate and had a full staff of butlers, housekeepers, chefs, etc round the clock. Every night the group gathered together for expensive glasses of wine and lavish gourmet dinners and the parties lasted late into the night. Chefs were on hand 24/7 to prepare anything a guest wanted. We were amused to hear that every morning at 8:30 AM, Puffy had the same breakfast brought to his room: fried chicken, gravy, and biscuits. Then he rolled over and went back to sleep. Not a bad life.
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This guy just puts the pig in party. All that fried chicken, gravy & rolls then a sonata afterwards? Sounds like a recipe for a heart attack. Is that his cologne he’s drinking? Some people just give ya bowel movement.
@yoyo,
LOL!!! 🙂 Not roll yoyo but “biscuits”. Biscuits are the life support of a good southern breakfast. lol
Speaking of bowels, I pulled a trick on the kids today like I use to when I was younger. Anytime I went on holiday and the pool was crowded, I would carefully drop a couple of mini Baby Ruth Candy Bars in the pool and then sit back and watch the people hurry out of the pool. Then I jump in the pool as others stood around and made gagging sounds. LOL 🙂
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@Walt
Dang, that’s a riot!(ROFL!!!)
I imagine that would be most people’s reaction, gag reflex included. However, great way to lose a crowd. Sorry, I must have “rolled” through the post, Puffy’s bling was blinding me. I stand corrected, “biscuits”. I’m shocked the guy even wakes at 8:30 am, seems more the type to “roll” out of bed around 4 pm. That’s gotta be a misprint.
@yoyo,
I remember once going into a new clinic to get treated on my lunch for an ear infection. The staff were unprofessional and didn’t seem to know what they were doing. For my aliments, I remember putting down rickets, scurvy and roomus igloomus (from Gillian’s Island—-according to the professor it was from eating posion mushrooms).
I swear the girl that took me back told me she hade heard of roomus igloomus before and he would fix me right up. lol !!! When I get agitated I try to find something to amuse me.
Sounds like a recipe for an early heart attack or stroke
do not panic, YOU WHITE F*GGOTS.
his blowjobswill be as splendid as usual.
Another example of Puff Daddy being full of himself!!
My wish would be for him to get that whole bottle stuck in his throat!
Can you imagine how much J Lo wanted fame in order to give it all up to this buck for so long. Puffy is known widely for back door action and it is said that he did major damage to her keister which required surgical procedures.
@Walt
LOL!! Perhaps the staff were doing magic mushrooms.
What I never understood about Gilligan’s Island, if the Howells were that wealthy, why would they take a 3 hour tour on a row boat? Why would they bring all that luggage? If they had millions why wouldn’t they own a yacht? No different than the Brady house, 9 people, one bathroom.
RIP: Sherwood Schwartz
Not a very flattering picture of Puff showing of his…..ahem, oral skills.
From the articles it seems he hasn’t changed his greedy ways. It seemed that he was trying to change his ways, but obvioulsy not. Nobody needs to live like that, not even the entitled P Diddy!
Karma
@yoyo, do not try to understand Gilligan’s Island! It will make your head explode. I have always wondered why the Howells, not to mention the “movie star” got on that silly little boat for a cruise, and just happened to have a lot of gowns and clothes with them.
I have a friend whose father wouldn’t allow them to watch the show because he thought it was unseemly that unmarried men and women would be stranded together on an island.
Oh, as for Sean Combs here, why would anyone be surprised as this excess?
And Strom, you are strangely fixated on the condition of J.Lo’s derriere.
Not really, more on how she was able to become famous with no more talent than is there.playing on the hopes of the poor hispanic girls who she has snowed.
Yes you have to stay in shape and you eat like a King and you live like a King and it is great that you have more children on this earth and hope you keep creating life and more family and You worked really hard to get to where you are today and You have taken many people under your wing and let them go for the ride as well and that is sweet and kind and warm of you and that is really nice that you care and that your there for other people in your life and eatting good is great and I bet you love crab cakes and home made potato salad and green beans with mushrooms and frenches onions and or Red beans and rice with corn bread and home made Fried Chicken and Mac and Cheese and Peach Cobbler and or sweet potato pie and other things like King Lobster with Garlic Butter with Parsly but your all over the place and yet you look wonderful and great shape and you really bust a move on the dance floor but you look wonderful and keep up the great work.
@yoyo
Ginger was giving it to Thurston, The Skipper, Gillian and Mary Ann (she wasn’t all that innocent) on the side. Lovey was a tranny (note her deep voice) and was only Thurston’s random love toy. The professor was a peeping tom with good eye sight and a brownie camera. 🙂
Walt. The old snack bar in the pool practical joke. I did that to another kid when I was thirteen in a pool at a campsite. But it wasn’t a snackbar and when he dove down to retrieve it, it went, “POOOf!” Well the kid came up choking and laughing. Short and quick…got my family kicked out of the campsite. I was without a doubt a little bastard and unnacceptable company around the pool at thirteen. Ah the memories.
@Patrick,
It’s a good thing that I didn’t know someone like you when I was 13 or we both would have been robbing banks before we could drive. I use to torment the poor teachers. I would get a spanking at school and at home.
Walt I remember getting the much feared “STRAP” in elementary school in Halifax in grade four. For nothing other than telling the teacher to blow me. She was really hot and I guess I could have phrased it a little more tactfully. Anyway, not being the sporty type she marched me down the hall and administered corporal punishment personally. It was my first professional correction. Formative years indeed.
Mrs Patrick Campbell. Are you listening?
Patrick this isn’t you blog you’re like an iVillage bitch- who gives a damn about your strap>
Janet you suck letting that fucktard Strom rant his racist bullshit
@Walt friggin’ LOL!!!
They should have just had an orgy & gotten it over with & renamed it, Gilligan does the Island.
Steady there little ricky.
More enabling Zipspeak
Patrick, you are a hoot. “not being the sporting type” — you’re either fortunate or unfortunate to have grown up in an environment where teachers had control….I recently discovered a web site that shows all the FEMALE teachers (more than 200) who have sexually molested children. Many received nothing more than a slap on the wrist. It is really disgusting.
Ted, I did get the strap. That part was true. The rest was fiction.
That particular teacher would be charged with assault in todays world. And what kind of person can beat a ten year old child other than a psychopath.
Hey Teachers, leave those kids alone.
The chances are good that BLACK Puffy will be popping J Lo again or has been since she and the Marc are splitting. Her act is just getting to be too much to handle.
I effing LOATHE this mouf breatha. POS is an understatement. Wish him nothing but the worst.
If it was me it would be Red Cavior and DUCK ORANGE AND LITTLE ROASTED RED POTOTOS IN HERBS WITH GRAND MANIER TO WASH IT DOWN WITH.
With that kind of money…I WOULD HAVE TO HAVE TWO MASSAGERS RUBBING EVERY INCH OF MY BODY UNTIL I FALL INTO A COMA.
For that crazy amounts of money…THE SKY IS THE LIMIT AND WONDERFUL THIS PEOPLE CAN SPEND A CRAZY AMOUNT OF MONEY AND PUFF HAS IT LIKE THAT.
So Nice and kind to be so giving and that is a good hearted man and…Really sweet and loving and thoughtful to give your friends a gift like that!
Spreading the wealth and giving good friends a good time and something they will never have again is just fantastic and giving…Stay who you are wonderful Puff Daddy Combs…Being a DADDY TO YOUR FRIENDS.
A 17 year old. please now involve the police