SEAN COMBS: YOU'RE IN MY SEAT!

340xdiddycut.jpgWe’re hearing that egotistical hip hop mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs didn’t go to the Grammys because he was given a seat in the 7th row and he thought he should have been seated in the first or second row. We dozed off during that stultifying song by The Police so we don’t know if he ever showed up. He made it to all the parties, however.

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21 thoughts on “SEAN COMBS: YOU'RE IN MY SEAT!

  1. Where are you photos of him with all those russian hookers when he was in Eastern Europe doing those photo shoots ?

  2. Poor baby. He never get what he wants.My heart goes out to this self centered ass.

  3. Can we order a drive by on this sun of bitch?????
    Cannot STAND this piece of sheet.

  4. Bring back your manservant Sean. Hainesworth or whatever his name is. He probably wouldnt have let you leave the house with pants that dont fit!

  5. Farnsworth Bentley (like that’s not a manufactured name) has been see around town alot lately with Pissface Kardashian. You probably won’t see him til they finish editing and marketing their movie.

  6. Sean Horse Face Combs needs to come out of the closet.And get that Mr Ed face worked on,One ugly man……Oh No!

  7. Sean Horse Face Combs needs to come out of the closet.And get that Mr Ed face worked on,One ugly man……Oh No!

  8. Sean Horse Face Combs needs to come out of the closet.And get that Mr Ed face worked on,One ugly man……Oh No!

  9. They couldn’t put him in the front row, the cameras would break cause he’s so damn butt ugly.

  10. Doesn’t say much for J Lo that she ran to him whenever in need and they were the tight twosome!!!
    Shows what an attention ho is willing to do for fame.

  11. Mark is absolutely right. He had the connections and was famous enough to help J Ho with her career and to keep her big badonkadonk in the news. It worked, so she moved on to use the next boytoy.. I hope her first husband can release the book he has written. She cheated on him like crazy and doesn’t want everyone to real about it. J Ho, we don’t need a book to tell us that!

  12. WALK DOWN ANY STREET IN THE
    BRONX…AND SEE A DOZEN J LO’S
    IT’S AMAZING

  13. WALK DOWN ANY STREET IN THE
    BRONX…AND SEE A DOZEN J LO’S
    IT’S AMAZING
    Yeah right but make sure you have on a great deal of protective armor as those J Lo’s are carrying big time germs!

  14. i cant wait until hot air pee dinky goes completely flat broke.
    pee dinky’s weenie is shrinking.

  15. they should have seated pee dinky dickless in the 59th row.
    they are making a movie about milli vanilli. maybe pee dinky can sing their grammy winning tune, “girl you know its true”
    haha. girl you know its true, ohh ohh ohhh i love youuuu. yea yeah yea yeah ugh huh ugh huh aha yo yo yo yea yeah yea yeah. i am mad a pee dinky for making so many boys and men immitating him sound retarded.

  16. pee dinky is the black man’s paris. instead of saying, “that’s hot”, dinky says, yea yeah yea yeah ugh huh yea yeah yea yeah bitches yo. what a freaking dork.

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