Storage Wars fans might be amused to hear that we had a celebrity storage unit auctioned off here in Los Angeles. Sean “P Diddy” Combs’ baby mama Kim Porter lost her storage unit when she didn’t pay the rent for some reason, and the contents went to Orill’s auction house. Bargain hunters (including our source) were thrilled to find rack after rack of furs, leather jackets, and designer clothes – Cavalli, Versace, Hermes, Gucci, Prada – despite being expensive, the women’s clothes were described as “slutty looking and very short.” There was also an abundance of Sean John designs for men. Many of the outfits were new with tags. Yes, there were YSL, Dior, and Hermes handbags too. The furniture was particularly gaudy – described as “Vegas style.” Lots of gold, alligator printed vinyl, and purple crushed velvet chairs with rhinestone trim. A nice peek into the private life of a celebrity couple. It makes you yearn for a new show called “Celebrity Storage Wars.”


  1. As usual, Diddy’s mouth is half open with that duh-stupid look. Never seen him with his mouth closed. lol

  2. What investor invested in this mouthing breathing tool? How is this guy not bankrupt and not living with his father?

  3. Purple crushed velvet chairs with rhinestone trim? Good grief. Another example of how money does not buy class or good taste.

  4. This is the picture of success to the BLACK race but of course no class is involved. They dont have any. He will not be with a BLACK woman for any longer than necessary for some sex.

    This is the man who J Lo was happy to service, front and back, in order to gain fame. No class, no matter how much $$.

  5. One look at this picture and the picture of Halle Berry on the left and you know Darwin had the theory exactly right!

  6. Nothing as arrogant as these people….didnt pay the storage fees so it means the goods inside belonged to others. Probably “borrowed”

    Put Kim to work scrubbing floors!

  7. LOL So Rappers who turn Fashion Designer have BAD TASTE? Tell me something I don’t know!

    Diddy looks really messed up on drugs in this picture…and the last picture…and the picture before that….and his woman does look like a reformed call girl.

    No surprise here!

  8. Neither could say a complete sentence or add a column of figures. neither is a positive role model to BLACK kids who need it so bad. They are being passed by every other race and Obama and Jesse Jackson just want to keep them dumb and dependent. But they know how to rap!

  9. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs accused of gang-raping 17-year-old schoolgirl in 4th sex assault claim

  10. Diddy’s days of ‘drug and rape’ parties are over.

    The only party he will be part of will be a work party on a chain gang.

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