Jersey Shore’s Pauly D and Vinny had fun judging the Miss Jersey Shore UK competition at London’s Mahiki Club, but when it was time to take off, they left the voluptuous contestants behind. The guys invited a bunch of model types to come back to their hotel with them.
Contestants Jersey Shore London Pauly D Vinny
Dear England:
About that pesky bit of business that happened around 1775-1776, when we flipped off King George, threw your precious tea in the harbor and declared our independence? Well to demonstrate how deeply sorry we are, we are offering these 2 fine (cough) intelligent (gag) men as yours to keep. Our only condition is that you never allow them to return to our shores, Jersey or otherwise.
Your welcome.
America
they must really hate america.
………….EUROPE IS THE PLACE FOR THEM.
(I can’t blame them)
Are they models or trannies? I am stumped on one of them.
Denise, I’m with you on England keeping the two dopes of “Joisey”. maybe they can scale Queenie’s wall and climb into bed , one on each side, and warm her up with their wit and “muscules”…she can crown them dopes of the parlour and bedoir and bash them in the heads with her diamond staff (or her handbag, whichever is heaviest and most likely to really do the trick).
As for the two “ladies”, well, the one on the left leaves a bit to be desired, are we sure Janet, we aren’t being teased a bit with this picture of this cow/transvestite? Surely with that massive honker the poor thing has a bonus boner hidden beneath “her” skirt, OR she is the long lost and REALLY fully fed sister of Amy Winehouse?