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JAMES CAAN TRADES LAS VEGAS FOR HOLLYWOOD

las%20vegas%20caancut.jpgThe series Las Vegas won’t be the same without James Caan, but he has better things to do. Caan won’t be back next season and nobody is really surprised. This was Caan’s first TV job- he has starred in some major movies including The Godfather and OUR favorite Alien Nation. Eventually the novelty wore thin for Caan and according to insiders, he was not thrilled with the corny scripts and couldn’t stand to watch the show. When contract negotiation time came up Caan asked for a huge raise that he was pretty sure he woudn’t get. The show will have to go on with eye candy Josh Duhamel in charge. Caan is expecting lots of movie roles. We hope he’s right.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

AMY WINEHOUSE: SHOWS NO MERCY

winehousecut_436x450.jpgAmy Winehouse has little use for Hollywood men! The hot UK singer performed March 19 at the Roxy on Sunset Strip and the male-dominated audience couldn’t get enough of her. After the show there was a party for her at the private club upstairs On the Rox. Again, it was mostly men focused on Amy -she barely had a moment to relax. Cisco Adler (son of music mogul Lou Adler and ex-boyfriend of Mischa Barton) turned ON the charm for Amy, who was unimpressed. He insisted on getting her shots – she asked for two Patron shots and said “I”ll be right back” He stood by the two shots on the bar for the LONGEST time before realizing she had NO intention of returning, and looked embarrassed. Many guys tried to hit on her, but Amy resisted. One guy from Warner Brothers went up to her, drunkenly slobbering that he LOVED her music and he gushed “You’re HOT!” She responded by SPITTING at him – she turned her back and walked away. Amy left the Hollywood dudes in tatters, and they loved every minute of it.

Friday, March 23, 2007

DAVID CHARVET AND BROOKE BURKE: HAPPY PARENTS

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

David Charvet and Brooke Burke took their six week old daughter Heaven on a shopping trip to Fred Segal this week, but they kept her covered up. David just finished a horror movie “Prisoners of the Sun” and whether Brooke’s show Rock Star: Supernova will return is still uncertain. But it looks like they both have time to plan their spring wedding.

Friday, March 23, 2007

NICK NOLTE COULD USE SOME FINE TUNING

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Somebody call Details or the Fab Five- Nick Nolte desperately needs a makeover. His clothes are just too grey and baggy – although they do match his hair. And that handbag! Of course this is a step UP from the bathrobe he wears occasionally. Nick is starting to resemble his idol – the late Timothy Leary. Hey- Nolte could be a really handsome mature man with a minimum of effort.

Friday, March 23, 2007

JESSE METCALFE'S LAST PUBLIC MOMENTS

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We have all the details on Jesse Metcalfe’s last binge in Hollywood before he checked into Promises rehab. (How does he AFFORD that place, anyway?) Jesse turned up at Xenii Saturday night where he was described as “slobbering all over various girls.” We were told “He was drinking heavily and sweating and slurring – really loud and obnoxious.” At one point he passed out on a couch and someone gave him water. He came back to life and drank more Jack and cokes mixed with other drinks, and got louder than ever. He was throwing ice at people and acting like a fool. At 5 AM a group of girls helped him staggering out the door and put him in a limo and took him away. (Presumably they had their way with him.) We figure that was Jesse’s last stand before checking into rehab.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

LINDSAY LOHAN: EUPHORIC WITH FAME

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto


Lindsay Lohan looks like the happiest girl on earth surrounded by panting paparazzi as she leaves The Ivy yesterday. She drove her black Mercedes convertible with the top DOWN. It was a sunny day and she and her friends ate on the patio while photographers scampered around trying to squeeze in a shot. Sometimes Lindsay really seems to ENJOY the stir she causes.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

BURT REYNOLDS AND RYAN O'NEAL: HOLLYWOOD HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

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Photo Credit: Gary Lewis/Bauer-Griffin

This picture of Burt Reynolds and Ryan O’Neal looks like it was taken in the late 70’s at some sort of ball game – maybe Lakers basketball. They were the leather jacketed cool single guys of that era – sort of like players Wilmer Valderrama and maybe Justin Timberlake today. Hard to imagine, huh? After the game they probably went to Pip’s to pick up girls.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

TOO CUTE

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We came across this picture while researching the item about Paris Hilton’s mini cat and it’s too cute not to post. Could any kitten possibly be that small? After looking at all those pictures of Lindsay and Nicole and Britney, it’s nice to clear your palate by glancing at a sweet picture like this once in awhile. Let’s hope Paris doesn’t get her hands on it.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

PARIS HILTON: A BAD IDEA

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We can appreciate that Paris Hilton loves animals but we think she’s way off base with her mini-cat. We hear she’s got a cat that was bred to be a tiny dwarf and like most dwarves it has short bowed legs. We think breeding animals to be dwarfs or midgets is unethical and they usually have numerous health problems because of it. They’re cute, but not healthy or able to function like a regular cat. For example these short legged cats can’t jump like normal felines and might break bones because their legs aren’t long enough to absorb the shock. Plus they have internal problems. But as long as wealthy people like Paris buy these pets, they will be produced by unscrupulous breeders. Paris should think about adopting her cats at a shelter.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER AT CITIZEN SMITH

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are eating like an old married couple. They brought a bunch of friends to Citizen Smith late last night and health food was NOT on their minds. The couple ordered cocktails and bar food- plenty of jalapeno mac and cheese for the table, as well as frozen hot chocolates and buffalo smiths ( chicken strips.) No one was counting carbs or calories. They’re already starting to look alike.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007