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KIRSTIE ALLEY DOESN’T NEED SHOES TO SUPPORT SCIENTOLOGY

Kirstie Alley showed up BAREFOOT for some reason, to the Monte Carlo Benefit held at her Scientology friend Nancy Cartwright’s house in Northridge. Nancy, who happens to be the voice of Bart Simpson, is an avid Scientologist who not long ago donated TEN MILLION DOLLARS to the cult specifically to fund Scientology’s “war on suppressive people.” (That is, people like us, who criticize Scientology.) So far they have not WON the war. The proceeds from the Monte Carlo benefit are donated PAL (the Police Activities League – yes the police happily accept donations from Scientology. Buttering up the cops is always smart!) PAL is opening a Youth Center in Northridge where kids can play sports and be brainwashed by Scientologists. Parents beware!

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Sunday, October 4, 2009
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LOURDES WILL NOT HAVE MADONNA’S GAP TOOTH SMILE

Lourdes Leon, who’s just about to turn 13, loves being in New York with her father Carlos and she seems to be getting along great with his blonde girlfriend. Lourdes will not have her mother Madonna’s gap tooth smile – she has braces on her teeth. She does, however, have her mother’s eclectic style.

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Sunday, October 4, 2009
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LEAVING RUSSELL BRAND: KATY PERRY’S WALK OF SHAME

Your eyes don’t deceive you – that’s Katy Perry doing the Walk Of Shame as she leaves Russell Brand’s North London apartment early in the morning. That’s him in the doorway. She had wet hair and luggage and she headed to the Eurostar train station to catch the tunnel train to Paris. What’s the rush?

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Sunday, October 4, 2009
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KATY PERRY TRADED RUSSELL BRAND FOR JEAN PAUL GAULTIER

Katy Perry left Russell Brand’s London apartment looking frazzled because she was in a hurry to catch the train to Paris – she had no intention of missing the Jean Paul Gaultier fashion show that night. When she arrived she got her hair done, slipped into a satin dress, and enjoyed the style extravaganza without a date.

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Sunday, October 4, 2009
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MARIAH CAREY’S OPERATIC IMAGE

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Before our eyes, Mariah Carey is turning into a genuine opera diva. Her appearance on the Today show reveals all. Her theatrical demeanor, fullbodied figure, big hair, and vocal range make her seem less like a popstar and more like a Maria Callas old-school opera singer. To top it off, Mariah’s “lifts” are performed by TWO men, not one like most female performers. Her voice is better than ever and Mariah seems content with her added curves because she hopes to get pregnant, and it’s easier if you’re not too skinny.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009
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SALMA HAYEK HAS TO LOOK UP, EVEN WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HER SHOES

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We knew Salma Hayek was tiny, but she REALLY looks petite in the photo taken when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Salma is wearing eight inch sky high platform heels and she’s STILL the shortest one by FAR in the picture! No matter- she married well (billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault) so she’ll never have to worry about her lack of height, or much of anything else for that matter.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009
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ANNE HECHE DOESN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT SHE WANTS

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Maybe Anne Heche WASN”T exaggerating last year when she claimed she was nearly broke and couldn’t afford to pay $15000 a month to her exhusband Coley Laffoon for spousal and child support. Since then she had a baby named Atlas with her new boyfriend James Tupper and her series “Men in Trees” was cancelled. She started appearing on “Hung” but money problems still haunt her. Recently she tried to purchase a two million dollar house in Hancock Park (where she once lived with Ellen Degeneres) but her loan was not approved and it fell out of escrow. She didn’t come up with the necessary cash for a huge down payment, so she lost it.

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Friday, October 2, 2009
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WRIGLEY’S DOUBLEMINT GUM IS ABOUT TO DOUBLE CHRIS BROWN’S MISERY

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Chris Brown hasn’t heard the last of Wrigley Doublemint Gum. He had a very lucrative contract with Wrigley and his ad campaign was not only successful, it produced his hit song “Forever.” Chris had apparently signed up for another five year stint with Wrigley and finished a number of commercials when the Rihanna incident happened. Wrigley pulled his ads and fired Chris. Now they are said to be preparing to sue Chris for all the money they lost due to his bad behavior. They spent big bucks on ads featuring Chris along with other celebrities like JayZ and Mariah Carey. Since Chris was in them also – everything had to be ditched. Wrigley is mad and we hear they hope to recoup the money Chris caused them to lose with a big fat lawsuit.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009
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THAT’S NOT KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S REAL HAIR

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Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian spent three hours at a hair salon in Beverly Hills getting extensions. We have to confess we’re surprised – we thought the Kardashian girls were so lucky because they all had that naturally thick lustrous Armenian hair. They DON’T! They buy it, like Britney Spears, but the quality of work is far better than Britney’s.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009
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JERMAINE JACKSON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON’S MOBO AWARD

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It looks like Jermaine Jackson HAS started to believe that HE is the next Michael Jackson! He picked up an award for his late brother at the MOBO awards in Glasgow and he’s pictured here KISSING the trophy. We’ve seen winners kiss their trophies before – but never someone ELSE’S award! It’s not like Jermaine EARNED the recognition. We wonder what he’ll do with it.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009
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