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JANET JACKSON WANTS TO INTRODUCE HER NEPHEW

For some reason Janet Jackson chose to bring her nephew, Austin Brown, to the NY premier of her movie “For Colored Girls” instead of her Arabic boyfriend Wissam Al Mana. Austin, 24, makes a decorative escort and HE just released a single “Target Practice,” this month. Austin is the son of Janet’s oldest sister Rebbie and he’s definitely up and coming. (Why didn’t SOMEBODY tell Janet her pants are too long?)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

SOMEBODY’S DISGRUNTLED BECAUSE AUDRINA PATRIDGE WAS KICKED OFF “DANCING WITH THE STARS”

We weren’t all that interested to learn that Audrina Patridge has a new VH1 reality series about her family starting after her stint on “Dancing with the Stars.” Until, that is, Audrina was voted off the show and her mother Lynn was apparently outraged. Audrina and her mom and friends had a few drinks at Beso later that night and her loose cannon of a mother took a smoke break outside. Paparazzi eagerly filmed her cocktail fueled blurt that “Audrina should have WON!” She went on an expletive laden tirade about how Audrina’s new reality show would be better than “The Hills” and she badmouthed Lauren Conrad. As her startled friends dragged her inside, Lynn yelled “Drina is going to the next level, baby!” Looks like another dysfunctional, but amusing family.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

MACAULAY CULKIN STILL LOOKS BOYISH AT THIRTY

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

The onetime object of Michael Jackson’s affection, Macaulay Culkin, seems to be spending most of his time in New York now. (As you may recall, Macaulay DID defend Michael during molestation charges.) At one time it was believed that Mac was the real father of Michael’s kids, but they don’t seem to look like him. As far as we know, Culkin and his girlfriend Mila Kunis are still an item after 8 years. Mac still struggles with his career, but supposedly has a movie coming out next year called “Service Man.” Can you believe he’s 30 already?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

THE SITUATION’S PALAZZO NEIGHBORS WEREN’T SORRY TO SEE HIM GO

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

No one is happier that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino got booted off “Dancing with the Stars” than his neighbors in The Palazzo apartments. All the contestants are given furnished apartments at the expensive complex near their dance rehearsal studio. Mike was particularly noisy – he kept late hours and had lots of raucous friends visiting just like when he was at Jersey Shore. Loud music was always on the menu. Neighbors were relieved when The Situation left the building.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

JUSTIN BIEBER AND JANE FONDA HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

Back in her “Klute” days, Jane Fonda rocked the 70’s shag haircut that decades later gave birth to the Justin Bieber look. It’s not just the hair – it so happens these two look enough alike to be mother and son. Justin is so obsessed with not having a hair out of place that we wonder if he will hold on to this ‘do long after it’s expiration date.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

TALENTED COCKATOO UPSTAGES WILLOW SMITH

Most of the time we like birds better than children, so we were enchanted by this cockatoo’s perfect performance to Willow Smith’s song “Whip My Hair.” The bird actually makes the dubious song entertaining. Our savvy colleague at The WOW Report, Stephen Saban, discovered this sweet and talented creature.

Monday, October 25, 2010

SUPERMAN LOOKS A LOT LIKE ROB PATTINSON

DC Comics is introducing a new Superman graphic novel called “Superman: Earth One” and the man of steel has had a modern makeover. The new sexy Superman is 20 years old, he wears hoods and skinny ties and he’s a LOT less muscular. Every hair is NOT in place. He’s no longer the clean cut, fresh faced boy next door like Christopher Reeve – now he’s moody and introspective. Very Emo. In fact, he bears a striking resemblance to Rob Pattinson! (Or Edward Cullen) A movie can’t be far behind.

Monday, October 25, 2010

After years of struggling in Hollywood, this foreign born beauty finally found success on a sitcom, but her past is coming back to haunt her. Prior to hitting it big, she had a long term affair with a sugar daddy in order to make ends meet. She dumped the sixtysomething guy after she started making money and found a young and studly lover. After paying her expenses for years, the older guy is outraged and threatening to reveal some highly unflattering photos of our girl!

Whodunit?? Guess who.

Monday, October 25, 2010

RUSSELL BRAND GAVE HIS KITTEN KATY PERRY A WILDCAT

Russell Brand might not make a perfect husband, but he did give his new wife Katy Perry a thoughtful wedding gift. Brand paid thousands of dollars for Machli, a female Bengal tiger who lives in the national park where their Indian jungle wedding took place. Machli is considered the most beautiful tiger in the park – and that’s where she will stay. The Brands are not taking Machli away – Russell paid for her upkeep for her lifetime and donated money to the animal park. Machli will always be well cared for, and Katy and Russell can visit her whenever they want to.

Monday, October 25, 2010

THE DAY JANE LYNCH AND MORE MAGAZINE CAME TO VISIT


Photos: More magazine

At last we can reveal that Glee’s Emmy winning Jane Lynch was at OUR house for her retro-inspired photo shoot for her More magazine article! (We particularly adored Jane as Julia Child’s lanky sister in “Julie and Julia”) She is featured here in the pool cabana and the living room. (We rent out the house for locations because this website doesn’t pay the bills AND sometimes we get gossip!) While we toiled away in our office, we couldn’t help but eavesdrop a LITTLE, noting that Jane was friendly to everyone in the crew and very easy-going when it came to hair and make-up and wardrobe. She had no demands and never lost her sense of humor. And the male models were adorable, no?

Monday, October 25, 2010