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OMIGOSH! THERE’S MORE OF JOHNNY DEPP TO LOVE

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Johnny Depp showed up at the Venice Film Festival to promote his move, “Black Mass” in which he plays the notorious gangster Whitey Bulger, and he looks LESS like a gangster than he usually does. Perhaps those rumors are true. We’re referring to the stories about Johnny having a drinking problem. (The Shane McGowan influence?) He certainly doesn’t look as healthy as he usually does (a tad bloated?) and conservative attire isn’t helping any. His wife Amber Heard IS with him at the festival.

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Friday, September 4, 2015
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SANDRA BULLOCK’S NEW GUY: HOW LUCKY CAN A GIRL BE?

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We’ve all heard that Sandra Bullock has a new boyfriend, but have you actually taken a good LOOK at him? He’s model/photographer Bryan Randall, and he’s a DREAM WALKING! (And a Hugo Boss model.)There’s no need to worry about Sandra being a single mother – she’s very happy. They met in Austin, Texas, where she lives, and after a few months of dating, Sandra introduced him to her friends on July 4. And her new man is AGE APPROPRIATE – he’s 49 and Sandra is 52. After that aborted marriage to loser Jesse James, Sandra deserves a hot guy.

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Thursday, September 3, 2015
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ANNA WINTOUR HAS HELMET HAIR!

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Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue, was the most feared woman in the fashion business BEFORE “The Devil Wears Prada” was released. Since then, people are even more terrified of her – especially young, up-and-coming designers hoping for recognition. Anna is known as a perfectionist and everyone around her expects her to find fault with his or her appearance. Maybe her desire for perfection is the reason she is such a big fan of photoshopping. Today a gust of wind came along in Manhattan and caught Anna’s hair in a moment of imperfection. Instead of blowing around her face in silken strands like her cover girls, Anna’s hair took on the unfortunate shape of a mushroom – or a wig. See, nobody’s perfect. Her dress is cute, though.

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Thursday, September 3, 2015
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LENA DUNHAM DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DRESS IN LA

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Lena Dunham and Reese Witherspoon had a business lunch meeting with someone in Los Angeles (discussing a project?) and Reese showed up looking California perky on a hot and sunny day. New Yorker Lena was clad in a black dress and an ankle length trench coat tied with a red bow. On a brighter note, Lena observed that Justin Bieber’s new song promotes a rape culture – he asks “What do you mean – yes or no?” She means NO, Justin!

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Wednesday, September 2, 2015
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HELENA BONHAM CARTER THIRTY YEARS LATER

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Ya gotta love Helena Bonham Carter, 49, and her idiosyncratic sense of fashion. The British Museum held a special 30th anniversary screening of the movie that made Helena famous, “A Room with a View.” She was photographed in her own clothes holding the original parasol used in the movie. Helena’s own Vivienne Westwood inspired bustle skirt and jacket seemed right at home with the parasol, but her clunky shoes were a jarring reminder of modern times.

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Wednesday, September 2, 2015
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KRIS JENNER’S MYSTIFYING LIP INFLATION

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Kris Jenner had to cancel a recent guest appearance on “Bachelors in Paradise” because her upper lip “mysteriously” swelled up to massive proportions. Kris claimed she must have been bitten by an insect because she just returned from St Barts. (Possibly the same “insect” that bit Kylie Jenner.) The photo above is from “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” in 2012 when – coincidentally- Kris was bitten by another “insect.” Really, Kris.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015
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JANET JACKSON’S BACK AND SHE’S ALL COVERED UP!

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Frankly, we never thought we’d see Janet Jackson onstage again after she married Arab billionaire Wissam Al-Mana. She dropped off the face of the earth for several years – presumably living like an obedient princess in Qatar. A snapshot of her at an airport swathed in black with a black veil (VERY burka-ish) fortified our ominous beliefs. Maybe she finally got bored with all that indulgence. We’re happy to see that Janet’s back onstage (she opened her Unbreakable world tour in Vancouver last night) but she’s not quite the same Janet we knew and loved. She’s no longer “Nasty.” Her Vancouver performance revealed a more demure and less naughty Janet – and her costumes covered her from neck to toe. But we’re glad to have her back.

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015
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HOW DOES NICKI MINAJ FIT HER BUTT INTO A THEATER SEAT?

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We simply cannot believe the back view of Nicki Minaj’s VMA gown. Everything she wears that is not spandex must be custom made because her bottom is so gigantic. Certainly her outrageous shape is a challenge to designers and Nicki must be uncomfortable squeezing herself into an ordinary theater seat.

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Monday, August 31, 2015
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MILEY CYRUS AT VMA’S: SHE EMBARRASSED HERSELF TRYING SO HARD TO BE “COOL”

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If we never had to look at Miley Cyrus’s tongue again, the world would be a better place. Her revolting turn as host of the Video Music Awards will be hard to live down. Colorful costumes are no substitute for clever banter. Miley was a bore. Her appearance was all about ME, ME, ME! She flaunted her body in ridiculously skimpy but not particularly clever outfits. (Makes one appreciate Lady Gaga’s imagination) Miley continuously patted herself on the back and tried to appear tough by talking about drugs and cursing like a rapper, but her raspy voice is the only tough thing about her. Her cringe-worthy pre-recorded segments were as dull as her live comments. It was an evening of desperation for Miley and embarrassment for her family.

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Monday, August 31, 2015
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KANYE WEST LOOKS WAY MORE COMFORTABLE THAN HIS WIFE AT THE VMA’S

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We had to laugh when we saw how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian looked when they arrived at the Video Awards show. Kanye, who calls the fashion shots for both of them, dressed himself in a greige oversize sweater, sweatpants, and casual sneakers. No chance of Kim being that comfortable. He trussed up pregnant Kim in a cargo inspired evening gown with a plunging neckline and stiletto heels. Both maintained expressionless faces in front of the cameras.

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Sunday, August 30, 2015
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