HEY READERS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF CARDI B:
We captioned this excessive photo “TOO MUCH TOO SOON” but we have a feeling that you readers might come up with WAY better captions- so please leave your comments…
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DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE BECKHAMS?
LOVE this photo that David Beckham posted to celebrate 24 years of marriage to Victoria Beckham. When they married, Spice Girl Victoria was the rich and famous one – David was a shy ball player. They both look SO young in this photo. Four children later, David is still devoted to his wife, in spite of the fact that she has an almost two million dollar collection of Birkin bags!
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MADONNA: FORGET ABOUT THE GRAMMYS
When Madonna posts a photo of herself on social media, you just KNOW there’s a very specific reason. It’s not impulsive. We’re analyzing this recent pic to figure out what she’s thinking. First of all, it LOOKS like she’s not wearing makeup – and looks darn good. Also she wants you to note that the injection induced “facial swelling” that caused an uproar at the Grammys and had her griping about misogyny and ageism, is gone. We’re not sure about the shaggy red hair – is it real or a wig? Only time will tell…
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WHAT IS TOM HANKS THINKING?
Tom Hanks had an interesting look on his face when he appeared on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival for the premier of his Wes Anderson science fiction film Asteroid City. The movie, set in a desert town in the 50’s, got a six minute standing ovation and good reviews – the visuals are enough to make one swoon. Tom and Rita were standing close to costar Scarlett Johansson when Tom seemed to become rather upset. It turned out to be a non-situation, but Just for fun, can YOU provide a CAPTION for this odd photo? (be creative!)
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SOME WOMEN ARE EASIER TO DIVORCE THAN OTHERS
Emily Ratajkowski’s estranged husband Sebastian Bear-McClard, whom she is divorcing after she caught him cheating, had a chance to spend some time with his son Sylvester this week. The baby already looks a lot like his dad. Note that the nanny is also there, and keeping an eye on things. Sebastian is probably not enjoying the fact that popular Emily is constantly followed by paparazzi and being linked to new guys – like Brad Pitt and most recently, Pete Davidson. Her highly publicized love life will probably haunt him for quite awhile…
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GUESS WHO’S LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND
Maybe the fact that she’s now single has inspired Madonna to fall back into old habits. You might remember, she had times in her life when nudity and shock value were very important to her- usually between boyfriends. Her fans had widely varying reactions to this questionable photo she posted and captioned “jet lag.” As usual there were guys drooling, but plenty of scolding, too. Some were gagging and called her a narcissist. Others feared this pic would “damage her legacy.” Others accused her of “trying way tooo hard” and suggested she “get help.” An older more practical fan commented “I cringe for your kids.” We’re guessing Madonna won’t read the negative comments, but we do hope she finds a boyfriend soon…
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BOY GEORGE: THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME?
Unlike SOME people, Boy George is not complaining about a new biopic called Karma Chameleon being made about his life. He says “I want it to be honest and truthful – and hilarious!” The movie will document George O’Dowd’s rise from small town boy to flamboyant rockstar, and it WILL include his 4 month prison term in 2009 for falsely imprisoning a male escort. First the film was delayed by Covid, and now it’s being held up because they haven’t cast someone to play George. George jokes that Harry Styles was “too scared” to take the role, but Yungblud and Adam Lambert have not been ruled out. George is now 60 years old – can you believe it?
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LIL REL HOWERY WAS RYAN REYNOLDS FOR HALLOWEEN
Lil Rel Howery gets the Halloween costume award for most subtle and creative- not to mention inexpensive. The stand-up comic took the easy way out and dressed up like his costar Ryan Reynolds in Free Guy. Ryan played Blue Shirt Guy, a bank teller who was unaware that he was a video game character, and Lil Rel played his best friend, the bank security guard. All Lil Rel needed for this costume was a blue short sleeve shirt, a tie, khaki pants, and a cup of coffee – with a “Guy” name tag!
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KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY
This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a method for photoshopping vintage photos. When there’s an app for that, Khloe will get it first!
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TAKE MY PICTURE, PLEASE!
There’s ONE publicity hungry oddball on every important red carpet! Russian TV personality Elena Lenina makes it a habit to show up at the Cannes Film Festival every year in a crazier look than she had last year! Sometimes she has outrageously big hair and sometimes it’s her whole outfit. The Oscars used to have a B actress that turned up on the red carpet every year in a hideously sexy outfit. Usually she was turned away at the door (after being photographed nonstop) but with all their security, one wonders how she got THAT far. We’re not sure how Elena gets invited to Cannes events each year – she must have friends in high places.
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