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TAKE MY PICTURE, PLEASE!

There’s ONE publicity hungry oddball on every important red carpet! Russian TV personality Elena Lenina makes it a habit to show up at the Cannes Film Festival every year in a crazier look than she had last year! Sometimes she has outrageously big hair and sometimes it’s her whole outfit. The Oscars used to have a B actress that turned up on the red carpet every year in a hideously sexy outfit. Usually she was turned away at the door (after being photographed nonstop) but with all their security, one wonders how she got THAT far. We’re not sure how Elena gets invited to Cannes events each year – she must have friends in high places.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD

Transformers sex symbol Megan Fox, 35, is enjoying a second chance at being party girl with Machine Gun Kelly and it’s about time! Remember, Megan was only 18 when she met Brian Austin Green in 2004 and they got married in 2010. She never seriously dated anyone else and she and Brian promptly had three sons. Megan never really enjoyed the fun party scene as a young woman in Hollywood. During her marriage she actually said “I’d rather stay home than go out!” In 2020 she filmed a music video with Kelly and everything changed. She filed for divorce and she and MGK have been declaring their love and out in public ever since!

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – MGK and Megan Fox leaving Nightingale club

WILL THE REAL KHLOE KARDASHIAN PLEASE STAND UP!

SORRY – PHOTO REMOVED BY FORCE – KHLOE IS NOT SO NICE!

So THIS is the photo that’s driving Khloe Kardashian half-mad because it was posted BEFORE she could OK it or perform her photoshop magic on it. Apparently, this is the REAL Khloe, and it’s not half-bad. It was taken at Kris’s Palm Springs home at a family get-together this Easter Sunday and an assistant accidentally posted it. Before it could be removed, it leaked onto various websites and the Kardashians are screaming “Copyright infringement!” in hopes of SCARING everyone into taking it down. Is it really worth all this fuss? It’s BECAUSE of the fuss that this photo will probably follow Khloe around forever…

Photo: Reddit

WHAT’S WRONG WITH RAMI MALEK?

This fuss over a high school photo made us totally change our mind about Rami Malek. Despite his incredible success, Malek has always seemed to be rather insecure and anxious, but essentially a nice guy. Rachel Bilson posted this cute photo of them together on a high school senior outing to see a Broadway show. They both look natural, happy and adorable. In fact, it’s one of the best pics we’ve ever seen of Rami! Regardless, he asked her, rather coldly, to remove the photo, with no explanation. She THOUGHT they were friends! He embarrassed her and didn’t even respond when she deleted the photo. We were as astonished by his behavior as SHE was! No WONDER she talked about it- she was trying to figure out what she did wrong. The answer is NOTHING – either Rami is too self-important to have a sense of humor – or he just has bad manners. He’s not the guy we thought he was.

Photo: Instagram

GEORGE CLOONEY IS SUING FRENCH MAGAZINE BECAUSE PHOTO REVEALS HIS DAD BOD – NOT BABIES’ FACES!

George Clooney is understandably irate because the French magazine Voici scooped the world with its cover of the Clooney twins and George doesn’t know where the outside photos were taken. He assumes a paparazzi trespassed on his property, but it’s not clear yet HOW the blurry pic was taken. Keep in mind. if George had simply released his own family photo, the competition for the first picture would not have escalated. Clooney says he’s filing lawsuits “for the safety of his family.” Really? The only thing noteworthy in the fuzzy pic is George’s big bare tummy. We think THAT’S really why he’s angry…

KATIE HOLMES IS DEAD TO THE SCIENTOLOGISTS

Sometimes our readers are amazingly observant. This photo of David Miscavige in his military best also features a picture of him and Tom Cruise on the wall behind him. The photo was taken in 2008 when the Tom, his wife Katie Holmes, and Miscavige watched motorcycle races in Monterey California. David LOVES photos of himself with movie star Tom, but he HATES Katie for abandoning Scientology and taking Suri along with her. A smart reader pointed out that – if you look closely- you can see that Katy’s face has been BLACKED OUT! Destroyed! Really? And Miscavige wants us to think he’s a normal person?

RYAN REYNOLDS: IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, IT’S JUST A PHOTO!

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Ryan Reynolds claims he was devastated when a “lifelong friend” attempted to sell private photos of his baby to the tabloids. He described it as a “shocking betrayal” but we think he’s making a mountain out of a molehill and should not end the friendship. It’s only a PHOTO – his baby is not in danger. Why would Ryan rather have a strange photographer (possibly perched on a neighbor’s roof) get paid for the first baby photo than a FRIEND? Many thoughtful celebrities who have a not-so-wealthy relative or friend are kind enough to hand over the valuable baby photo and encourage them sell it! SOMEONE is going to make money with that picture – why not a friend? Give the guy a break.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

SUDDENLY LINDSAY LOHAN IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE LIZ TAYLOR

All of a sudden we’re starting to think that maybe Lindsay Lohan CAN be a convincing Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie “Liz and Dick.” This doctored up photo makes it all seem plausible. Lindsay will certainly be convincing in the later years of the romance with Richard Burton when Liz was a big drinker, but can she pull off the Cleopatra glamour years? Time will tell…
Photo via: The WOW Report

WHITNEY’S FAMILY DOESN’T REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO TOOK THAT ENQUIRER PHOTO

The Whitney Houston death photo scandal stirred up by the National Enquirer appears to be winding down. In spite of a call for a boycott, the issue sold very well for the tabloid, so they had no regrets. The people who run the funeral home denied involvement and pointed out that the cell phone photo was taken during a viewing, not the actual funeral. The strangest turn of all came when Whitney’s family asked the POLICE to investigate and find out who took the picture. As if the police could or would make such an effort! A private detective MIGHT nail the culprit who sold the photo, but maybe the family doesn’t REALLY want to know at this point. Accusing a relative or friend of Whitney would only prolong the sadness.