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ANGELYNE ACCESSORIZES HER MASK AND GLOVES

Angelyne and a companion stopped at a supermarket in Calabasas today and she wore hot pink plastic gloves and a scarf around her neck ready for masking her face. Her friend is obviously either a rabid fan (he’s wearing an Angelyne t-shirt) or an employee, because they both drove hot pink Corvettes to the store. Angelyne must be SO pumped because a dramatic miniseries is in the process of being made about her life, starring Emmy Rossum.

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Angelyne Gloves
Saturday, April 4, 2020
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: DO WHAT I SAY, NOT WHAT I DO!

Does Arnold Schwarzenegger realize that he is sending a very strange mixed message? He had sweatshirts made picturing him and his miniature horse and donkey that say “DON’T BE AN ASS – STAY INSIDE.” Of course, that’s NOT what Arnold is doing himself. Every day he is outside riding his bike or motorcycle – today he rode with son Patrick and a friend. And NO sign of gloves or masks! Afterward they all stopped at the Country Mart in Brentwood for coffee and a snack. Do we see THREE ASSES?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Bicycle Coronavirus Friends
Friday, April 3, 2020
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COVID-19 IS JEFF BEZOS’ BEST FRIEND

OF COURSE Jeff Bezos donated 400 million dollars to feed needy Americans – he’s one of the few people alive benefiting from the coronavirus! In fact, Amazon is expected to hire 100,000 people during isolation because the delivery business is exploding. And by the time coronavirus has passed, millions of people will have changed their habits and started buying online as opposed to in person. Sadly, we will lose many small neighborhood stores and businesses, but you’ve got to hand it to the brilliant Jeff Bezos – he will be more successful than ever.

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Amazon Coronavirus Delivery Donation Jeff Bezos
Thursday, April 2, 2020
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THE ROLE DAVID SPADE WAS BORN TO PLAY: JOE EXOTIC

The absolute BEST and most entertaining news we’ve heard all week is the report that Joe Exotic, 57, wants either Brad Pitt or “Joe Dirt” to play him in the Tiger King movie. Joe Dirt is, of course the white trash mullet haired loser that David Spade played in his 2001 movie of the same name. Spade co-wrote the script and at the time critics trashed the film, but fans loved it and it made money. What’s AMAZING is the fact that Joe Exotic (birth name: Joseph Allen Schreibvogel) IDENTIFIES with the poor hillbilly with a heart of gold character that Spade created (without benefit of meth or guns.) Who knew Joe Exotic was SO self-aware? Certainly David Spade, 55, (the right age) could make a FABULOUS over the top comedic film out of the Tiger King story. All profits should be donated to saving and preserving big cats in the wild.

David Spade Joe Dirt Joe Exotic Tiger King
Thursday, April 2, 2020
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NO WORRIES FOR BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN

Brian Austin Green and his wife Megan Fox have some odd ideas about social isolation. In the past week, Megan and Brian were seen taking their three kids, Noah, 7, Bodhi, 6, and Journey, 3, to the supermarket AND to a carry-out restaurant – all the family outings were without any gloves or masks. Yesterday Brian met a friend for coffee at Vintage Market in Malibu – again without any protection.

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Brian Austin Green Kids Megan Fox Social Isolation
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
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VITO SCHNABEL STRIKES AGAIN

He calls himself an art dealer but New Yorkers consider Vito Schnabel, 33, to be more of a Casanova. He is, of course, the son of artist Julian Schnabel– a name that opens many doors. Through the years, Vito’s name has opened the doors of many beautiful actresses and models, including Amber Heard, Demi Moore, and Heidi Klum. Recently he’s been seen with Bradley Cooper’s ex Irina Shayk and his timing couldn’t be worse. Above, Irina and Vito are seen entering his apartment, ignoring social isolation rules. Not even the coronavirus can stop Vito Schnabel from starting a new romance…

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Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk Playboy Social Isolation Vito Schnabel
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
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SUDDENLY ADAM SANDLER CARES ABOUT HIS WEIGHT

Adam Sandler is venting his frustration by riding his bike every day. Since his acclaimed film Uncut Gems set his career and popularity into high gear he’s been planning a tour of personal appearances. Due to Social Isolation, his 100% Fresher tour had to cancel and postpone dates in March and April. Adam is afraid he’ll pack on the pounds if he doesn’t stay active so he’s very serious about his exercise. Sometimes he rides with his wife Jackie (like today) or his kids, but he’s out there EVERY day.

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100% Fresher Adam Sandler Bicycle Uncut Gems
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
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CONAN O’BRIEN KNOWS A LOT OF PEOPLE DEPEND ON HIM

We’ve seen photos of a lot of celebrities riding their bicycles around Brentwood, but for some reason we were really surprised to see Conan O’Brien working out by himself on a mountain bike, and wearing a helmet for safety. He just never seemed like the physical type, but it looks like he wants to stay healthy. He’s been a late-night host for 26 years, and started producing his TBS show from home this week. 75 people work for the Conan show and he’s trying to keep as many employed as possible. Conan promises “The quality of my work will not go down, because technically, that’s not possible.”

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Bicycle Conan O'Brien
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
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EVEN SUPERMAN IS SUFFERING FROM SOCIAL ISOLATION

Back in the good old days we had some fine specimens of Superman, Johnny Depp’s Pirate of the Caribbean, Frankenstein, and many other famous characters hustling on busy Hollywood Boulevard. Tourists paid them lots of money for photos, so everybody went home happy. This sad looking “Superman” is a sign of the times. Neither his physique nor his costume is very impressive – and he’s making a feeble attempt at selling face masks, not photos! (note that customers are few and far between)

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Face Mask Hollywood Boulevard Superman
Monday, March 30, 2020
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RIHANNA AND JANET JACKSON HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Rihanna, 32, is feeling VERY single again an she’s not going to let that stop her from having a family. She split with her Saudi billionaire boyfriend Hassan Jameel after 3 years of togetherness, and we were NOT surprised. Their romance started off as very exciting and glamoroous – she met people and did things she has never done before. It was a whole new world. But eventually their cultural differences became glaringly apparent and not at all comfortable for independent Rihanna. (She should compare notes with Janet Jackson) Rihanna is now living in London and she told UK Vogue that she wants three or four kids within the next ten years, and will raise them alone if she hasn’t found the right guy.

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Hassan Jameel Kids Rihanna
Monday, March 30, 2020
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