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COURTENEY COX JUST COULDN’T WAIT

For the past nine months Courteney Cox has been separated from her Irish musician boyfriend Johnny McDaid, thanks to Covid. Johnny returned home from California one day before lockdown and has been there ever since. On December 11 a video appeared on Twitter featuring Courteney and Johnny and she seems to be in the UK with him. The purpose of the video was to thank frontline workers in Johnny’s home town in Ireland. The first thing that comes to mind is: after staying safe for so long, should she have flown to see him? Are we wrong in thinking this is a bad idea?

Photo: Twitter

Monday, December 21, 2020

ARIANA GRANDE’S FIANCEE CAN’T BELIEVE HIS GOOD LUCK

Imagine if you were a young real estate agent selling expensive homes in Los Angeles and your company sent you out to show a home to Ariana Grande. Exciting, right? She was shopping for a getaway place located outside of LA. Apparently Ariana took one look at Dalton Gomez and was instantly attracted. She arranged a private meeting and the rest is history. Not only did Dalton sell her a pricey house, but he landed the buyer as his girlfriend. All this happened before Valentines Day when Ariana was seen seen kissing a “mystery man” in a random bar in Northridge. Since then they have been quarantining together (at each other’s homes) very successfully in LA, and the result is a big fat engagement ring on Ariana’s finger. Dalton must feel like he won the lottery!

Photo: Instagram

Monday, December 21, 2020

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S SON JOSEPH BAENA IS A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS DAD

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son Joseph Baena is using his pandemic time to build up his physique. Joseph, 23, graduated from Pepperdine University with a business degree, but he’s been spending most of his time working out. Occasionally he posts photos of himself in the same bodybuilding poses his father made famous, and he is starting to look more and more like him. Joseph is the result of Arnold’s famous affair with his housekeeper Mildred Baena. When he was 8 years old, little Joe started to resemble his father SO much that Maria confronted Arnold, the truth came out, and their marriage fell apart. Of all his kids, Joseph is the only one to follow in his father’s footsteps…

Photo: Instagram

Sunday, December 20, 2020

SNL’S NEW JOE BIDEN ROCKS

SNL did the right thing when they replaced Joe Biden impersonator Jim Carrey with Alex Moffat. Carrey had been appearing on the show all this season as Biden and stopped after he was elected. Carrey’s portrayal of Biden was rather unnerving and borderline creepy. Jim Carrey tends of overdo it and he turned low-key Biden into a seething madman. Series regular Moffat (last seen as Eric Trump) looks and sounds a lot more like Biden to start with, and he gently made fun of the new President without insulting him. He entered his scene with his booted foot and a cane and when he saw the camera he ditched the cane and turned a somersault to prove his virility. Looks like Maya Rudolph’s Kamala Harris character will obviously be the one in charge – she smoothly hustled “Biden” away to get the Covid vaccine.

Photo: NBC

Sunday, December 20, 2020

A WARNING TO HAYLEY ATWELL!

It has leaked out that Tom Cruise, 58, is probably dating his Mission Impossible 7 costar Hayley Atwell, 38. It was inevitable because Tom only dates actresses he has auditioned and hired for roles in his movies -case in point: two of his ex-wives, Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. That’s how he meets women. We’re betting Hayley does not yet know how tall Tom is without shoes on. Is it a coincidence that Tom and Katie both recently went public with new romances for the first time since they divorced? We feel it’s our duty to warn Hayley that Scientology will inevitably rear its ugly head and probably destroy the relationship like it did for Nicole and Katie, who to this day, are afraid to SPEAK about it.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Friday, December 18, 2020

TOM CRUISE RANT WAS SCIENTOLOGY INSPIRED

Former Scientologists were shocked to hear Tom Cruise’s dramatic setside Mission Impossible tirade because they say he sounded JUST LIKE (Scientology leader) David Miscavige! One revealed that the rant “was pure church-speak” and closely resembled Miscavige’s abusive tirades. It was as if Cruise was on a “power high” – like a general drilling his army. Former Scientologists agree: this is typical behavior for the higher-ups in the “church.” Classic Scientology mind-control: listen and comply. It had less to do with Covid than showing off his own tyrannical power. Coincidentally or not, the mission of Scientology is believed to be more important than the individuals in it. Public humiliation, threats, and expletives from a person in power is not the sensible way to get people to cooperate and it shows a lack of compassion. But Scientology leaders disagree.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Thursday, December 17, 2020

BRITNEY SPEARS: PLEASE DITCH THE TOXIC EYELINER!

She keeps TRYING, but Britney Spears, 39, cannot compete with her boyfriend Sam Asghari’s extraordinary -and flattering- Instagram posts. Sam must have professional photoshoots every week because his social media is loaded with self promoting- and sexy -pics of his muscles and handsome face in beautiful lighting. Britney’s pics are limited to selfies taken at unflattering angles. Brit recently made a fuss over her new “haircut” -“In with the old – out with the new!” she declared. Actually it looks like she had her old long hair extensions removed and is giving her scalp a break. Her hair does look better, but what we’d like to see her remove is that black makeup around her eyes.

Photo: Instagram

Thursday, December 17, 2020

DUA LIPA HAS NO FEAR OF BEING NOTICED

Here’s a celebrity who is definitely NOT hiding behind her mask and doesn’t mind being recognized at all. It’s UK singer Dua Lipa, 25, and her new album Future Nostalgia is getting her all kinds of attention. She was named Artist of the Year by Music Week, she got the Women in Music Powerhouse Award (for music dominating streaming, sales, and video) not to mention six Grammy nominations. Her devoted and somewhat clingy boyfriend is Anwar Hadid – the brother of Bella and Gigi Hadid. Looks like Dua has some nostalgia for 1970’s fashion…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

HOW COULD ANYBODY LIVE WITH MEL GIBSON?

It’s astonishing that Mel Gibson, 64, seems to be living a comfortable life in spite of his appalling past behavior. He was expected to move back to Australia after that awful scandal with his Russian girlfriend (and the mother of his eighth child) Oksana Grigorieva. She not only accused him of punching her in the face twice (while she was holding their baby no less) breaking her front teeth, and giving her a concussion. They were in the middle of a screaming fight and she recorded his vicious racist rants and had photos of her bruises. This occurred after he accused Jews of starting all the wars in the world in a drunken rant with police. Despite offending almost EVERYBODY, the belligerent actor refused to give up on Hollywood and indeed, he managed to direct another hit movie, Hacksaw Ridge. He also acquired more girlfriends and another baby. Above, he shopped at Erewhon with his normal looking girlfriend Rosalind Ross, 30, – can’t help but wonder what SHE puts up with…

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Wednesday, December 16, 2020

KATE HUDSON HAS A WEAKNESS FOR MUSICIANS



Kate Hudson
managed to snap a rare photo of all three of her kids together as they shared a Zoom call (don’t know WHO was on the call, but obviously someone they all liked!) Kate’s oldest son Ryder, 16, is holding the phone- his father is Kate’s ex-husband, musician Chris Robinson, 53. In the back is Bingham, 9, – his father is Matt Bellamy, 42, another musician. The little girl in the middle is Rani, 2, and her father is Kate’s current boyfriend of three years, Danny Fujikawa, yet another musician, who is 34. Christmas must be interesting with all those dads…

Photo: Instagram

Tuesday, December 15, 2020