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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

The search is on. This closeted A-list star recently ended a high profile romance with his equally famous girlfriend so now his team is scrambling to score another cutie to tackle those never ending gay rumors. Their playbook is to draft a sexy female public figure to play the role of his girlfriend and their goal is to have the staged paparazzi photos ready by early spring. He’s been linked to models and actresses so this time they’re aiming for a popstar. Ideally they want someone who travels a lot for her career so they won’t actually have to spend that much time together. And yes, the job pays very well.

Guess who!

Saturday, February 19, 2022

KESHA IS READY TO TESTIFY

The Hollywood premier of the Foo Fighters movie Studio 666 (described as a “supernatural horror comedy,”) attracted the music crowd- among them was the unrecognizable Kesha. We haven’t seen much of Kesha lately- she had to cancel her 2020 tour because of Covid and has been keeping busy in court fighting music producer Dr Luke. Remember, she accused him of raping her and he insisted it was a lie because she wanted out of her contract. Since 2014, they’ve been going back and forth with lawsuits and Dr Luke still has a defamation and breach of contract lawsuit against her. During that time in court Kesha refined her look – to put it mildly – no more long blonde wild hair and gone is the glitter makeup and distressed clothing. All this to impress the judge?

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Thursday, February 17, 2022

CHET HANKS: THE BLAME GAME

The funniest thing we heard this week was Chet Hanks whining that people “hate him” because he comes from a famous and wealthy family. He actually went on to say that his father Tom Hanks was “not a strong male role model” because he didn’t warn Chet, 31, that people might react that way. Chet felt disrespected (a word I loathe) by his peers, claims “They talk behind my back” and says he needed someone to tell him these people are just jealous. Granted, Chet is seeking acceptance in the rap world while using the DJ name Chet Haze and by releasing the video White Boy Summer, featuring twerking girls and vintage cars. Despite his upbringing, Chet speaks “Black English” and prefers to be seen shirtless, revealing his multiple tattoos and muscles.That’s enough to turn anybody off, Chet, so don’t blame your decent and universally admired father for your popularity problems…

PHOTO: Instagram

Thursday, February 17, 2022

ROBERT PATTINSON FANS NEVER GIVE UP

Robert Pattinson probably felt pretty confident that he could slip into the Jimmy Kimmel Live show through a back entrance today unmolested by fans, because he was wearing his skull cap, sunglasses, and face mask. But NOBODY has more obsessive fans than the heartthrob Twilight star. They sniff him out wherever he is. Rob has been living at this intense level of fame since the first (of five) Twilight films was released in 2008. His obsessed fans are not above insulting his girlfriends! But to his credit, he never ignores his hardcore fans and always stops for pics and chats. Even his next role as Bruce Wayne in The Batman is unlikely to boost his popularity the way Twilight did…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

AMELIA HAMLIN: 20 GOING ON 35

Whoa. It was a jolt when we saw this photo of Amelia Hamlin (Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s daughter) because she does NOT look like the average 20 year old. Does Hollywood make girls grow up faster? Sure, she’s beautiful, but most college-age girls look a lot less serious and vampy. Remember, Amelia broke up with 35 year old Scott Disick not long ago, so maybe he influenced her. It seems like an awful lot of Hollywood’s second generation kids are skipping college and using their famous last names to become influencers on social media and it’s a shame they have to miss the college experience and grow up so fast…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Amelia Hamlin at the Michael Kors fashion show in NYC

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

SYLVESTER STALLONE: AN ABUNDANCE OF VALENTINES

Against all odds, Sylvester Stallone managed to have three daughters – who ALL happen to be beautiful. Certainly, none of them resemble Rocky – they inherited most of their looks from their model mother Jennifer Flavin. Oldest daughter Sophia, 25, graduated from USC and has a make-up and fashion collection. She also has a podcast with sister Sistine , 23, who is already a working actress. Scarlet, 19, just graduated from high school and is a social media influencer. Proud dad Sly posted this photo on Valentines Day “To All My Valentine Girls”

Photo: Instagram

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

THINKING OF ADOPTING AN ADULT?

Who knew that A&E channel had a TV series called Adults Adopting Adults? Seems implausible, but it’s true. We only learned about it because Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ninth and final husband Frederic von Anhalt, 77, was chosen to appear on the show and adopt an adult son. Frederic says he has no heirs and wanted someone “to carry on the family name, inherit his possessions, and care for him as he grows older.“ Yes, this whole situation sounds questionable, especially since the “son” is a good looking 27 year old. A&E has had some idiosyncratic shows (Hoarders, Intervention, etc) but this is one we must see to believe…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Frederic and “son” Kevin Feucht in Beverly Hills

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

NAOMI CAMPBELL AND HER MYSTERY BABY

We always thought that model Naomi Campbell, 51, was an odd (and pretentious) character, and this magazine cover backs that up. British Vogue featured Naomi on their March cover with her 9 month old baby girl that NOBODY knew about! Naomi’s close friends admit that they knew she WANTED a baby, but were gobsmacked when she suddenly appeared with her little girl. In her interview inside the magazine, Naomi coyly refused to discuss where the baby came from. (She never appeared to be pregnant) She insisted the baby was not adopted – “she’s MY child!” Naomi also refused to name the biological father. We’re thinking she used a surrogate- but why is she being so weird and evasive with Vogue?

Photo: British Vogue

Monday, February 14, 2022

KELLY OSBOURNE : FRIENDSHIP TURNED TO LOVE

Little did we know that Kelly Osbourne (who is 37 already- can you believe it?) quietly fell madly in love this year. She’s calling Slipknot musician Sid Wilson her “soulmate” and gushed that she’s “deeply in love” with him in a Valentines Day post on Instagram. Like Chelsea Handler, Kelly has known Sid for decades and their friendship evolved into love recently. He’s quite a character – also known as DJ Starscream, Sid, 45, provides horror-inspired sound effects for heavy-metal band Slipknot and long before Kanye thought of it, wore a gas mask or robot mask onstage. It’s a nice new Valentines Day romance…

Photo: Instagram

Monday, February 14, 2022

CARDI B AND OFFSET: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?

Cardi B and Offset have the same taste in jewelry and often wear each other’s diamonds. We are particularly amused by the accessories they wore to Drake’s Super Bowl party. Cardi is flashing a diamond Playboy bunny on her diamond chain because she has been named the first ever Playboy Creative Director and will be contributing to a new platform called CENTERFOLD. Playboy says she is ”the embodiment of the Playboy brand.” Offset, on the other hand, is wearing a diamond Jesus head under his Thom Browne sweater – perhaps because he has been arrested a number of times and served time in prison on gun and drug charges.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Sunday, February 13, 2022