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CHLOE SEVIGNY: IT’S A WRAP

Leave it to Chloe Sevigny to re-wrap her wraparound gown on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival- after stumbling over her train. The Gucci dress gave her a hard time, so no-nonsense Chloe took it into her own hands…

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Sunday, September 4, 2022

TIMOTHEE CHALAMET: NOBODY GETS IT RIGHT ALL THE TIME

Not sure who talked the usually adorable Timothee Chalamet into wearing this backless halter look, but it isn’t doing him any favors. He’s on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival and his haircut leaves a lot be be desired also. At least he looks appropriately embarrassed…

Friday, September 2, 2022

FORGET GUNS, THE REAL REASON THE OSBOURNES ARE MOVING BACK HOME TO THE UK

We’ve been WAITING for the truth to come out about WHY the Osbournes are moving from LA back to the UK. At first, Ozzy claimed they were moving because California’s taxes were too high. After some coaching from Sharon, he decided the family was leaving because of “gun violence” in the USA. The TRUTH is, Sharon has been miffed since she was fired from The Talk after an investigation about her racist and homophobic language. Nobody would hire her. She LIKES being on TV a LOT, and made a deal with the BBC to film another Osbourne reality show back home in the UK – similar the successful show they had here in the early 2000’s. Ozzy is going along for the ride – filming of their moving preparations is already in the works. It might be hard on Ozzy, considering his health problems, but Sharon GOT what she wanted!

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Thursday, September 1, 2022

LIKE IT OR NOT: MORE ABOUT MADONNA

In case you didn’t notice, Madonna is all over Paper Magazine’s current issue – she’s pictured partying in a large group of very colorful NY club types – mostly gay. BUT if you look closely she is either kissing, licking, or fondling, one special young guy in most of the pics. Yup, it’s her new 23 year old boyfriend! It makes sense- Madonna has a distinct preference for lanky Latino guys under 30. His name is Andrew Darnell and he’s a working model as well as an accomplished skateboarder. Madonna posted some of their sexy Paper pix online and captioned them “finally enough love.”

Photo: Instagram

Thursday, September 1, 2022

MADONNA AND WEIRD AL? NO WAY!

Madonna must be SO flattered right now. It’s HER 80’s image that is being used to promote the new movie Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Apparently the image of Daniel Radcliffe, who is starring as Al, is not enough. Evan Rachel Wood is doing a nice take on Madonna in the film and her scenes (including a make-out scene) with Daniel are being widely promoted. Readers are confused – did Madonna and Al have a relationship? Absolutely NOT. They probably never met. This movie is NOT a life story – it’s a complete parody. Al’s character has celebrity affairs, a depraved lifestyle, and lives in a gaudy mansion. The real Al never smoked, drank or even cussed. The confusion is deliberate. Madonna must be answering LOTS of questions about Al today…

Photo: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

CATHERINE DENEUVE HAS NO PLANS TO RETIRE


Catherine Deneuve has always been one of the busiest (and best looking) actors in show business. (She was the Charlize Theron of her day) Since her first film in 1962 she’s been making several films every year adding up to hundreds- and she’s still LOVES to work. She just finished one movie, stopped at the Venice Film Festival to pick up her Lifetime Achievement Award, and now she’s off to Belgium to start on her next movie called Funny Birds. It’s an English language movie set in New Jersey, filming in, of all places, Belgium. Years ago, I ran into her at an LA flea market when we both reached for the same mid-century modern vase. I was shocked to look up and see who was next to me, and she was very talkative and friendly. (Neither of us bought the vase) It’s always fun to run into a huge movie star at a flea market!

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Wednesday, August 31, 2022

MADONNA’S REAR END HAS A LIFE OF IT’S OWN

Perhaps inspired by the butt-obsessed MTV music awards, Madonna posted some new and heavily filtered photos of herself in pink hair and fishnet hose, situated in a black, very masculine bathroom. We think she should have looked a LITTLE closer at the photo of herself sprawled next to the black toilet. Something is very weird about her backside. Remember New Year’s Eve in 2019 when she was photographed with a huge looking butt? Rumors FLEW that she had gotten butt implants. When directly asked, she responded “I’m desperately seeking no one’s approval!” That sounds like a yes, but we think she should get a refund- that butt looks both fake and bumpy…

Photos: Instagram

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

NO WONDER MARIAH CAREY ENJOYS BEING CALLED A DIVA

Meghan Markle interviewed Mariah Carey for her podcast Archetypes, and the conversation was lighthearted until Mariah casually remarked “You give us diva moments sometimes, Meghan.” Meghan looked horrified and asked “How can you say that?” – NOT the reaction Mariah was looking for. Meghan continued “What kind of diva moments do I give you?” Mariah hastened to explain that it was a COMPLIMENT – due to Meghan’s VISUAL appeal- her beauty, gorgeous ensembles, and glamorous life. “You have everything going for you!” Mariah observed. Meghan thought it over and decided that Mariah meant well, but there are decidedly different ways of interpreting the word diva. The dictionary defines the word diva as a “difficult, temperamental, and demanding person.” For some reason, Mariah connects the word to glamour and success. After this, will she still be flattered when people call HER a diva?

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Tuesday, August 30, 2022

LIL NAS X: QUEEN OF THE RED CARPET?

You would THINK that since Lil Nas X just signed that contract to be Brand Ambassador for YSL, that he would show off the brand on the red carpet at the MTV Music Awards. But apparently YSL’s elegant collection was just not exciting enough for Nas! He prefers extravagant and outrageous, so he wore an original hoop skirt and headpiece by Harris Reed, a 26 year old UK/American with an ultra-modern philosophy, and little interest in street-style. Reed is inspired by Elizabethan excess and thinks everyone should look like a queen – both men and women. His models are all tall and skinny and gender fluid – you can barely tell the boys from the girls. Maybe Nas signed up with the wrong company…

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Monday, August 29, 2022

LIL NAS X IS THE NEW YSL BRAND AMBASSADOR

Looks like Yves Saint Laurent is declaring WAR on Balenciaga! The design company has just announced that rapper Lil Nas X is their latest Brand Ambassador, and besides fashion, he will be promoting their makeup. YSL is taking a hint from Balenciaga’s ever-increasing success under creative director Demna Gvasalia, who literally re-wrote the rules for high fashion. Demna (he’s from Georgia – the Russian one) celebrates street-style as opposed to traditional evening wear. And Demna LOVES celebrities – his Brand Ambassadors include Kim Kardashian and Hailey Bieber. Demna was Kim’s date at the last Met Gala. YSL is taking it a step further with Lil Nas X…

Photo: Instagram

Monday, August 29, 2022