MEGHAN MARKLE: DOOMED TO A LIFETIME OF PANTYHOSE?

What IS this girl getting into? One of the harder parts of becoming a Duchess can be the Royal fashion rules – suddenly Meghan Markle won’t be able to have a mind of her own. Women are NOT allowed to wear pants for formal occasions and heels are required, but height of heel is optional. No sleeveless or short dresses. Nail polish must be neutral – no colors. Wearing black is discouraged in the daytime. Actually bright colors are preferred so Royals stand out in a crowd for security purposes. Meghan’s messy buns and tousled locks are a no-no – hair must appear “groomed.” Gloves are encouraged at events where Royals must endure many handshakes. Forget about jeans. Perhaps the toughest rule of all is pantyhose! They must be worn ALL THE TIME with those dresses! Of course all these rules apply to walking out in public – we assume Meghan can lounge around in sweats at home in the castle…

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8 thoughts on “MEGHAN MARKLE: DOOMED TO A LIFETIME OF PANTYHOSE?

  1. For some reason, I don’t care for her. I’m a big fan of Prince Harry so I hope she makes him happy…and isn’t using him for fame and privilege.

  2. no, she is to bright for this…………….

  3. Harry is not a Windsor, he was fathered during one of his Mothers dalliances. There is plenty of evidence.

  4. She had a mind of her own when she married Prince Harry, so she knew what came with it

  5. I give this marriage 3 years. Long enough to pop out a kid and secure $$$. Meghan will not like having a restricted life, will get bored and bolt.

  6. Did she meet him when she was yachting?

    Harry is kinky (see his Vegas pix). She’ll have to pry him out of HER clothes.

    Mini-lined prison. Boo-effing-hoo!

  7. What rubbish there are no rules…..there is an acceptable dress code but Diana broke that all the time, Meghan will tow the Boring Kate line until she has the confidence to create her own style.

    @Gina…. more rubbish, there is absolutely no evidence to support that gossip, unless you mean the red hair. Take a look at Diana’s teen pictures, she had naturally red brown hair and dyed it blond, her sister Sarah had naturally very red hair.

  8. No, Harry is definitely Prince Charles’s kid.

    There is no doubt. If you look at Prince Phillip’s photos as a youngster, you see a lot of Harry. I still see some of Prince Charles in him and I hate to admit it. lol

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