An innocent visitor from England (who also happens to be hot looking) told us this amusing story. Recently an LA friend took him to a birthday party at Guy’s. The Brit knew nothing about celebrity karaoke. They had a few drinks and his mate pointed to a group of girls, one of them had her back to them. He said “There’s my friend Lindsay – go get her attention. The English guy strolled up behind “Lindsay,” tapped her on the shoulder and said hello. She turned around and the guy was horrified to realize it was fierce looking Lindsay Lohan. (He said “I had a People magazine cover flash in my mind!”) Lohan gave him a snort and a contemptuous side glance and bolted RIGHT away, leaving her friends slack-jawed. The girlfriends looked the guy up and down like he had just walked out of a high school science class, and one said in a thick valley girl accent “EWWW- YOU’RE WEARING A SWEATER!” The embarrassed stranger shrank back and punched his friend for setting him up. SO high school.
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Figures she”d snort since shes nothing but a talentless pig.Lindsay is nothing but the new Tara Reid.Tacky Lindsay and her dirty Fire crotch.In 2 years she will be doing lifetime movie of the weeks and selling stuff on home shopping network.Shes a tacky lowlife that tips off the photograhers herself.That poor guy should have put his sweater on her ugly face,But than again,that would have been her best look yet…..OYE VEY.
Stupid, shallow little bitch.
What a bitch. I guess the star of such ground-breaking films like Herbie Fully Loaded is too important to be approached by commoners when she is out. Why dosen’t she go back to Long Island and become a house frau like her Mom if being recognized is so upseting. She sucks. I wish the press would stop covering her and the likes of her trampy whore entourage. Somebody should set fire to Hyde and lock them all inside.
Nice friend by the way.
Janet!!!!
Good gossip….well-it’s HO-han, being her usual 20 year old self, that girl has so much money in her checking account, it’s sick.
She’s cute when she doesn’t speak.
Who’s Linsey Lohan?
If she went away, who would amuse us? Thank goodness for celebrity misbehavior!
She certainly could have been more gracious. By the way, Lifetime movies are good fun!! There are always lots of past/present and future stars in them…
Lindsey’s a bitch?
Who knew?
That’s so horribly funny. Poor guy! You know his friend would have been laughing it up big time witnessing that.
And she sounds like she is so-oo up herself! Terrible.
She’s a bitch, for sure! Hey, isn’t that Kim Kardashian in the background in that burgundy satin dress? She’s totally hot!
Can you say meltdown? It’s coming. She is about this close to completely coming unglued.
She is a bitch, but her real troubles go much deeper. She needs professional help. Her mom doesn’t help -she’s a hanger-on herself. Someone needs to grab this chick and FORCE her into getting help before there’s nothing left to save.
She’ll be dead by 25.
shes a twenty year old girl and allowed to be an ass.
what are you saying?
are you saying when you were young and cute you weren’t as silly as this girl is?
What a bitch! She isn’t all that. I mean, she really isn’t pretty at all. I wonder what the fascination is with this bitch anyway. Stop giving her the press and she will go away!
Janet, when are you going to get off this lightweight gossip and get us some GOOOOOD stuff like Perez Hilton? Honestly, you need to get out there and do some hard work or I’m gonna’ quit coming here!!
I hate Lindsay Lohan and her silly cunt pack “paris,nicky,brittney”I would love to NEVER EVER read another story about these stupid std queens,enogh allready.PLEASE NO MORE LINDSAY,shes a nothing and hasnt had a hit movie or cd in years.
i don’t know why the media covers these talentless ho’s either! i’m sick of them!
There are plenty of 20-year-olds with manners and a sense of humor. Unfortunately, Lindsay isn’t one of them!
Personally i think the people who slag off the celebrities on here are just jealous of them. I think you are all jealous that they are rich and famous and you are a nobody
That was equal to a High School event, Janet. Send some of the hacks out and get real gossip…no one cares about these sophmoric antics of losers like Lohan, Hilton,Reid,Ritchie.They are boring drop outs.
People are “slagging” on their shitty manners and terrible behavior. We are all jealous and want to be shallow assholes too. Nice phony Brit slang by the way you poser!
Blowhan is fat becoming her generations Shannen Doherty. The similarities are all there, bratty night club hopping behavior, bad boob job, marginal talent, constant feuding and run-in’s with the photog’s….etc..
If she keep this up she will be doing shitty d-list shows like Shannen, or working the boat show at the Nassau Colisseum vey soon………..
Blowhan is fast becoming her generations Shannen Doherty. The similarities are all there, bratty night club hopping behavior, bad boob job, marginal talent, constant feuding and run-in’s with the photog’s….etc..
If she keeps this up she will be doing shitty d-list shows like Shannen, or working the boat show at the Nassau Colisseum vey soon………..
ohh…so the Herbie Fully Loaded star is SOOO much better than people now??!?!? I forgot she was such an oscar winner..not a white trash pig. Seh’s so nasty. She is the new Tara Reid (for sure!) she’s a joke! But..in a way you need to feel bad for her, cuz her mother is more disgusting than she is!
SHE’S SO FREAKIN NASTY. I MET HER AT A CLUB AND SHE WAS WASTED ON COKE!! SHE SMELLS, SHE’S DISGUSTING, SHE’S A JOKE AND SHE’S TRASH. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP READING ABOUT HER SO THAT SHE CAN GO AWAY!
YUCK..THE IMAGE OF HER NASTY FRECKLED, FAT, BLOATED LEGS WONT LEAVE MY MIND…
WAY TO GO BLO-HAN. IT’S SO COOL TO OVERDOSE AND BE MEAN TO PEOPLE, ECSPECIALLY WHEN YOUR SO CALLED ‘FILMS’ SUCK ASS! GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG – THE TRAILER PARK.
Blohan,
Please heed the warnings posted here. It was not so long ago that Shannen Doherty was doing just what you are. Going to clubs, fighting with her frenimes, causing a paparazzi feeding frenzy with her antics, but where is she now? She’s a joke, washed up and out of work. She got brabded a troublemake that nobody wanted to deal with. It wasn’t that long ago that she was hot and hanging out at Roxbury ( now a car wash I think). I suggest you calm down with the antics and start concentrating on making movies that aren’t shit. The ten millon dollar paydays will not last forever, especially if you keep up at this pace.
Blohan,
Please heed the warnings posted here. It was not so long ago that Shannen Doherty was doing just what you are. Going to clubs, fighting with her frenimes, causing a paparazzi feeding frenzy with her antics, but where is she now? She’s a joke, washed up and out of work. She was branded a troublemaker that nobody wanted to deal with. It wasn’t that long ago that she was hot and hanging out at Roxbury ( now a car wash I think). I suggest you calm down with the antics and start concentrating on making movies that aren’t shit. The ten millon dollar paydays will not last forever, especially if you keep up at this pace.
who cares,so long to her and paris and hopefully brittany too unless she wises up soon!