Just kidding, but this is how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian disguised themselves in Paris today, hoping to slip in to the gym unrecognized. Passers-by probably DID jump out of their way as the pair walked down the street. They look like they might have crime on their minds. But as soon as Kim and Kanye walked by, her undisguised rear end gave away their identities and paparazzi came running. Note to Kim: next time cover up your bottom AND your face!
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So why not just put on pig masks and hide the whole face? Kimmies camel toe always gives her away. What is with those girls and the massive camel toes?
Also the fact that they don’t walk around relaxed and unselfconscious. They are so uptight about being recognized and so accustomed to thinking they ARE special, expecting attention, that they immediately draw our attention.
Just more attempts by the Obama administration to distract you from the next financial meltdown. Kim and Kanye now demand to be paid in Euros rather than the worthless American dollar.
What will Kim’s body look like in 30 years?
Right now, it looks like her ass is getting wider, like she’s had some saddle-bag implants. She is truly a narcissist.
These 2 dregs of humanity (if that?) never do anything low key, they have no shame or souls.
What morons those two are
Disgusting fat pigs!
Why bother with bandanas? The Europeans don’t give a sh*t. They’re not nearly as celebrity obsessed as gringos are. And these two should certainly be used to a few paps hanging around. Where would they be without them?
Two insufferable *******. Denying Brody’s girlfriend to attend wedding. They are a joke and don’t get it.
cameltoe and a styrofoam booty.
horrible.