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Guess who’s back in town and just as single as ever- Keanu Reeves! He had lunch at Ammo but it was strictly business – no dates. He’s apparently still available. We’re somewhat curious about his oddly cuffed slightly short pants – is this a trend he picked up in Europe?
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Lunch??? He looks like he just rolled out of bed. What’s up with the disheveled look? Does he have an alcohol or drug problem? If not for the expensive sunglasses, I wouldn’t have known this was a “star”:
Forgot to shave for a couple of months…check…grubby tee…check…mismatched blazer…check…stain on the pocket…check…ill-fitting pants…check…worn-out shoes…check…is his barn door open, too?
All I’ve got to say is — good thing he’s cute!
There is no doubt about it:
THIS FAGGOT WORKS HARD, folks!!
If you’re a FAGGOT I’m sure he cute.
WHEN HIS PENIS IS WORKING, folks!!
In Europe we could hardly dress that bad!!!
Jiminy Crickets…if it’s true that if you have small feet you have a small weiner, then no wonder he’s single. lol. Anyhoo, his shoe looks like a man’s size 7 or 8.
Grubby and grungy, he’s always dressed like this. In fact, this IS ‘dress-up’ for him.
btw, his his fly open?
OH JANET STOP WITH STUPID POSTS!!! Use your “gossip maven” skills and give us dirt on Sarah Jessica’s coke problem. You know what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!!!
Coke problem? Sarah Jessica? [perk] Now this is some gossip I’d like to read about!!!
SJP loves coke. If you lived with a drug addict like Robert Downey Jr. for seven years then what does that make you????
There have been several blind items in the past on her coke problem. The blinds were so thinly veiled that you know its HER.
We’re not at all curious about the stain on his pants and the fact that his zipper is down.
STOP!—VITAJ-KEANKO!—ZA-6-DOLAROV-ZAZIPSUJEME–ZIPSY!—VYUZI-NAS-SERVIS!—MAMO—