Photo: Patrick McMullan

Jessica Simpson is in a three way relationship that includes her, her boyfriend Eric Johnson, and her housekeeper! Former NFL player Eric and his big dog Bentley have pretty much taken over Jessica’s Beverly Hills house. When Jessica lived alone, her housekeeper cleaned two days a week, but since Eric appeared she’s been cleaning every day. Truth be told, Eric is a slob and between him leaving his towels and underwear on the floor, and dishes in the kitchen, and Bentley’s various messes, Jessica can’t keep up with the cleaning. But she figures he’s worth it.


  1. Love the headline: jessica cleans up after her boyfriend.

    Hilarious, considering he is getting VERY sloppy seconds.

  2. why is a story like this news and how would it even be released? How much is JC being paid by publicist’s to keep people in the news?

  3. JS should watch out for this guy. The way he is holding her is like he is holding a pot of gold. JS is worth a lot of cash and this guy knows it.

  4. How much does a good vibrator cost? (Strom, you should know.)

    These celeb relationship junkies should learn to masturbate, and seek emotional fulfullment in places other than romantic relationships. After all, all this bed hopping is risking their image, health, and financial well-being.

  5. No wonder this outfit, which I believe is her design, is a cleaning costume. She is so literal in everything she does, that when she is cleaning her home, like all of us, she has to have a costume, and she has to design it herself; and then wear it; and then sell it on QVC. This girl is a caricature.

  6. Can’t remember which (Globe or Enquirer)…but one of them did an in-depth probing into his past life and found he was a gigolo love and leave ’em type. He only dated for money and on several dates between JS and Eric, it was Jess who paid. Now some may say this is gossip, but this mag claim it was easy to get this info and it was documented. But, personally, I don’t care.

  7. This girl is a product of Texas culture, you know what I’m talking about: Toddler beauty pageants,giant donuts, cheer leading, football, spray tanning, plastic boob implants and their biggest export; stupidity.

  8. Tis true she has made bundles of money from her home shopping stuff and her voice (which sucks by the way). Too bad these 3 things can’t be purchased: common sense, a faithful man, and kids.

  9. I don’t know what I think of Jessica, but she does have a nice set of cans.

  10. After 32 years of marriage and still going strong – Husband and Kids clean up after themselves = happy wife and mother. The kids now have their own apartments and complain about their lazy other half living with them!

  11. Jerry, that’s nice of you to let us know. I was just wondering how’s Jerry, husband and kids were.

  12. his only excuse for living with this very dumb creature of jessica simpson is money & meeting F*GGOT-PALS like russell brand in person.

  13. Jessica must believe that their relationship is the real deal because I would so not invite a fully grown adult who wouldn’t pick up after themselves to stay in my home even with a housekeeper to clean up the mess. This could be a match made in heaven though because I recall hearing that Jessica dislikes having to brush her teeth and only does so once in awhile.

  14. @Lenny, everything is good here in NH. The daughter has to move back home in December due to school commitments. I will have my upstairs bathroom cleaning lady back! So happy you were wondering how we were doing. LoL

    PS. Her sloppy other half is moving back to Maine.

  15. This girl needs to dump this gold-digger, ditch her creepy dad/manager, and grow a spine. Her desperation attracts the worst kind of guys.

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