In case you haven’t noticed, most of the actresses who have “wardrobe malfunctions” also have implants. Psychologically, the augmentation seems to embolden the women and they almost become exhibitionists. They desperately want to show off their expensive plastic surgery, but they want to make you think it’s an “accident.” Movie directors also know that actresses with implants are far less likely to object to taking their clothes off.
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I definitely agree with you, they paid for them and they want the world to see them. Sharon Stone is another one who does this frequently.
Justin Timberlake ripped off her top, ran away like the weasel slime cum he is and letting Janet take the fall.
Janet was in on that scam…her career was so irrevelent then that she was only onstage because of her name. She was a huge buffalo wound up tightly in clothes to make her look slimmer. She has at least an excuse…age but she has no shape anyway.
LL has no excuse and her flabby boobs look like an old woman. Probably soon only the blacks will be after her.
Breasts = Good : )
LL’s breasts are not fake, and they sure are massive, as well as a little bit saggy, I might add.
JJ are definately fake!!
Did anyone notice how suprisingly good Lisa Rinna’s new boobs looked on Celebrity Apprentice finale? Old ones looked just like all the other water baloons.
Ughh.
Funny, it’s the ones that flaunt ’em that should be going out of their way to cover up!
celebrities who are “OUT” of the game try to attrect attention by doing these kind of sad things.
REta can you post a pic of your boobs? You too Muffy! And Christine put your money where your mouth is with those 34-C’s…K! Mrs. Patrick Campbell send in yours as well with Denise and SAY who wants to see Pippa’s rack?!
I dare you all!
Lindsay looks so old. She could pass for zsa zsa Gabor.
Oh Patrick, sorry to say, you will just have to keep dreaming.
Lindsay’s boobs are real, Janet has (bad) implants
“They’re real and they’re magnificent”. Okay, they’re real and maybe a little saggy. But they’re personal property and not for display Patrick, so you’ll just have to look elsewhere.
To hello: I totally agree about Justin Timberlake; I have such disdain for that little weasel and it pisses me off that he has made it so big and is a multi-millionaire.
To Patrick: I only gave out this info about my chest, because some yahoo on another thread said that I was not a female. This is the only way I could think of at the moment to set him/her straight. And, apparently you are a tit person, no?
God, Lindsay looks old. She is the epitome of haggard, and she’s not even 25.
Actually I’m an inner thigh guy Christine. Tits are ridiculous and for babies.
Not that I like Lindsay, but at least she isn’t flashing her breasts during half-time of the Super Bowl, for crying out loud. That was ridiculous.
I agree, Janet’s are fake and LOOK it! Lind’s are real, natural and without a bra, and that size, they WILL sag somewhat. But at least they don’t have that gross fake look to them. I’m SO sick of seeing giant fake tits shoved at the camera and flaunted like they’re something else! They are gross and fake looking ALWAYS!
Patrick, I have no way of showing you mine. You can’t upload pics to this site. But I CAN say that at a newly arrived 59 mine are beautiful and don’t sag at all. My ex STILL tells me I have the most beautiful breasts he has ever seen. I think they are rather pretty myself.
Reta, lol, see above, where Patrick says he’s not a tit man, (after asking for pictures). Well, I liked that bit of joviality, as a relief for the deep sorrow of the sufferings in Joplin, Mo.
Indy, you can’t even LIST all the natural disasters that have been occuring one after the other for I don’t know how long now. I don’t know where to start counting from. Just when you MAYBE think there is a settling down and calming time to relax, something else horrible happens. Natural disasters that are cataclysmic; to young kids being snatched or killed or raped.
WHEN has there EVER been a calm and relaxing time when this shit isn’t going on somewhere.
Another reason I can’t get in the back seat with you in your God car. It’s just not GOING anywhere, and seems to have flat tires, a broken transmission, and a blown motor, and none of us have the dough to fix the damn thing, so we’ll just sit here and watch the trees and roofs and cows fly by.
Racist, Janet. JJ did that almost ten years ago since then Tara Reid flopped her implants to the wind.
Yup Jane is subtly racist took me a while to figure it out.
What fools some posters are yelling race after every word……looking for a free hand out? A Jesse Jackson follower? We are the world people? Most likely just a quota grabber! Get over it…the blacks are being passed like freight trains in this world and there is no LBJ to give the lazy ones something for nothing.
Happy belated birthday REta!
Good God, it’s ‘couldn’t care less!’ Why does everybody get that wrong?
My question is, if you could care less, then just how much less could you care? It makes no sense.
I feel Bless and never needed implants and some woman never have that problem and I feel sorry for all the woman in the world who have to have this done..I really liked it when I was flat chest as a young teen and it was nice just going with the flow and having them stand at attention all the time but as I got older they got bigger and bigger and running and jingle and jumping and moving chest was crazy and every one is going to look at you in a Nasty and Freaky looks and having a guy looking down at my shirt was nuts..Here are my eyes and wearing something sexy..Turned into Harrassment and a kiss from a man turned into move your hands away from that area.It just seems when your have Big Breast it is more of a problem then anything and some people may try to assume for you or even put words into your mouth.
Born with Big Breast and thought it was wonderful to have a flat chest and some more was okay but you will never understand that having a big chest can some times bring the wrong attention and can some times give us woman the creeps. Having Big Breast can make other people not want to be your friend..It often turns into some one..Who is a man..Not wanting your friendship and want to take it too another level.. But getting fake breast can attract fake man but then on the other hand men that really love breast are going to play with them all the time..But with fake Breast you always have to worry about a leak or worry about it busting and other Health Problems with that..
I think that Janet Jackson is Beautiful an d Lindsey Lohan have Beauty but it is okay to be flat chested and still Beautiful and there are men out there that love that and when you get your body alter to some degree..Your really stripping away the true love that is waiting out there for you. Be yourself God made you this way and feel good about what you bring to the table. Be yourself and love yourself for who you are.
Fake Breast will bring Fake men and just think about it for one single moment would those men even look your way without the breast? I had no idea that you ladies where fake and know..I know but..I want you to know that for years..I have watched you two young ladies grow up and when you reached a peak..I thought you two where great in your own special way.
Fake breast brings fake men is right and Lindsay also likes to have the dykes go after hers as well.
Fake attitude also and Janet Jackson has a fake outlook that she is just not another black from Gary Indiana.
Step to the plate and be who you are and proud!
This women may have fake breast but they are Beautiful to look at and most of all there worries over money is the last thing on there mind.