GEORGE MICHAEL IS MAKING FRIENDS IN PRISON

Has George Michael not only lost his looks, but lost his MIND also? While serving his eight week DUI sentence in a UK prison, George made the acquaintance of a 280 lb, 6’3” career criminal named Robert Bleach. Bleach, responsible for a string of violent robberies, offered to protect George from other inmates – telling him if anyone messed with him, to mention his name, and they’d back off. Now George is considering hiring Bleach as his bodyguard when the robber gets out in January. Rehabilitation is nice, but what George Michael needs is a DRIVER.

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12 thoughts on “GEORGE MICHAEL IS MAKING FRIENDS IN PRISON

  1. Someone in the slammer should be BLEACH on his weiner…..the CLOROX brand.

  2. George Michael is just trying to cover his ass in prison, which is weird because he never bothered to do so when he was on the outside.

  3. suuuuuuuuure, EVEN MANLY PROSTITUTES LIKE ELTON JOHN ARE MORE THAN WELCOME!!

  4. GM is not as dumb and addled as he appears. Killing two birds with one stone, a thugged out bodyguard and extra body for he and his BF-they have a famous open relationship.

  5. Me neither, come to think of it…or cum to think of it considering who we are talking about.

  6. Yes, he still looks good, or at least doesn’t look “bad” as it were. I’d say maybe he was looking for a driver….to “take him all the way home.” But hey, I don’t blame him much, it’s about time he let someone else do the driving…ALL of it.

  7. He’s just looks older and we don’t look the same forever. My problem with George Michael is the public restroom sex he keeps getting caught doing. If you want to have sex get a room.

  8. Same here Lenny. George Michael gives homophobes like Strom ammunition, and justification for their bigotry. Cottaging and cruising are outdated and unnecessary, certainly for someone as rich and priviledged as GM.

  9. Cruising filthy public restrooms for gay sex with a very good chance of catching a deadly disease is just too much for my mind to take in. Something is terribly mixed up in his brain to do this. He must be thinking with the “brain” that he is using in this shameful activity, which is probably eaten up with rash and sores.

  10. George Michael must have a thing about danger – getting caught, or for guys who are on the down-low (who are probably the majority doing that kind of thing).

  11. I think that is the point. The “thrill” of getting caught, or getting a hook-up with the down-low guys is most definitely the dead-on reason he does this over and over. It is probably connected with his very earliest sexual experimenting. That can stick in the head to become a fetish hard to shake off and if the person doesn’t even TRY but gives in to the desire over and over and gets the “reward” (the orgasm) it only enforces that behavior and desire in his subconsious mind. I’m sure he is so controlled by his longings for the thrill of the danger that it controls his vry life, indeed, it has landed him in jail!
    Fetishes can rule a person’s whole life and even send a person to suicide to escape it’s control. It’s too bad he didn’t get help when he was young, before it got branded into his brain with a red hot iron!

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