The Hills

AUDRINA PATRIDGE HAS THE SAME IMPLANT PROBLEM AS TORI SPELLING

We can’t take our eyes of Audrina Patridge’s distorted looking implants – even her dark tan doesn’t make them less obvious. Lucky for her, Audrina’s hot boyfriend, frolicking with her in Bora Bora, doesn’t seem to notice her weird chest. He’s Australian BMX biker Corey Bohan, who dabbles in acting. They met when Corey appeared on “The Hills” in 2008, and just hooked up again. We’re thinking Audrina and Tori Spelling should have some corrective implant work done.

RYAN CABRERA CAUSES AUDRINA PATRIDGE TO ROLL HER EYES

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Are Ryan Cabrera and Audrina ( The Hills) Patridge still dating – or just going through the motions? A few weekends back they went separately to Las Vegas and turned up at competitive parties. When Audrina was asked where Ryan was, she just rolled her eyes. (like in this photo!) It wasn’t really a break-up – just a tiff, and they have since made up. However, they were seen at Katsuya looking distant, and Ryan seems to be sporting his version of “Twilight” hair. Maybe that’s why Audrina’s rolling her eyes.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE AND RYAN CABRERA: THE REAL THING OR THE REALITY THING?

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Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera are holding hands as they walk into the opening of Delphine at the W Hotel. Nobody seems to know if this is a real couple or a reality couple because they’re seen all over town and “The Hills” cameras are never far away. Ryan is in the habit of dating girls who are more famous than he is, because the star power rubs off.

SPENCER PRATT: WOULD YOU TAKE ADVICE FROM THIS MAN?

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Hold onto your lunch, we just heard that Spencer Pratt wants to go from “The Hills” to a motivational speaking career! An insider has leaked that Spencer is in talks with The Learning Annex to participate in a series of lectures where he’ll share his secrets about “how to become rich and famous.” If things work out, he’d eventually love to travel around the country and appear with other speakers at paid self improvement seminars. We’re flabbergasted.

STEPHANIE PRATT TO SPENCER PRATT AND MTV: MY DUI WAS A SET-UP!

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Stephanie Pratt is seething in silence because she thinks her DUI arrest was a set-up masterminded by her brother Spencer Pratt and “The Hills” MTV producers. Here’s why: Ratings on the show have been dropping and producers and Spencer have been conspiring to create drama and get publicity for the stars. Sunday night they were filming for the show at Empire while Holly celebrated her birthday. The camera lingered on Stephanie drinking and they encouraged her to drink more. When it came time to leave, Stephanie hesitated because she IS careful about driving even if she drinks only a little, but Spencer and the producers assured her she was fine. A cop car was conveniently parked right out front and nabbed her before she drove 20 feet. She was only a fraction over the legal alcohol level. Stephanie spent a miserable night in jail. She believes that her “hitting rock bottom” with her drinking is just a plot created for benefit of the show. She’s privately FURIOUS but doesn’t know what to do.

KRISTIN CAVALLARI DOESN’T LIKE FAKING IT FOR “THE HILLS”

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Kristin Cavallari is in hot water with MTV, and the ink is barely dry on her $100,000 per show contract for “The Hills.” Kristin replaced Lauren Conrad and now narrates the series. MTV wants the show to be perceived as REAL and unscripted so they insist that Kristin NOT date anyone openly except her love interest on the show, Justin Bobby, or whoever. But Kristin is stubborn and she has been dating the former editor of 944 magazine, Sonny Smith, for about six months. She was spending time with him in Las Vegas, somewhat undercover, but couldn’t resist going out in LA and was photographed leaving Philippe restaurant. MTV execs are NOT happy and they gave her a warning. Is this guy worth jeopardizing her job?

REVEALED: JOHN MAYER AND KRISTIN CAVALLARI ARE MORE THAN “FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS”

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If you read Page Six you might remember a recent blind item they printed about secret trysts between a reality star and a well known singer. We are revealing that pair to be John Mayer and “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari! They have been hooking up secretly at a mutual friend’s house in the Mt Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills for the past two years! Our source says that Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on. Recently their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.

WATCH FOR MICHAEL EVERS DOING WHATEVER’S NECESSARY TO SURVIVE ON “THE STRIP”

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Las Vegas based model Michael Evers is already a mini-celebrity in Sin City – he’s appeared on billboards promoting Planet Hollywood’s Krave nightclub where he’s a featured performer. Now he’s been cast in a reality show that’s being described as “The Hills” meets Las Vegas. It’s Called “The Strip” and will follow a group of eight hot looking 18 to 25 year olds (including a Hard Rock cocktail waitress and a valet from the Bellagio) as they struggle and seek success in the gambling mecca. Making it in Las Vegas is not as easy as it used to be.

WHITNEY PORT GOT OFF TO A BAD START WITH DIANE VON FURSTENBERG EMPLOYEES

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Whitney Port, Lauren Conrad, and Audrina Patridge celebrated the finale of “The Hills” at a viewing party at Tavern on the Green. Whitney’s spin-off show “The City” features her working in the fashion business at Diane Von Furstenberg. MTV decided the staffers at Diane were “lacking in personality” so they hired an actress to do the business scenes with Whitney. The real employees were somewhat insulted.