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WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ?

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Jennifer Lopez has some new businesses – among them is bodylab.com – a wellness, fitness and weight control system that she’s promoting. Jennifer promises that you can become “the girl of your dreams” with these methods and products developed BY women FOR women. She’s the perfect spokesperson because Jennifer has worked tirelessly to improve herself. And she’s not bad to look at.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR: THE RICH GET RICHER

Robert Downey Jr is in the right place at the right time again. He landed a deal with the Taiwanese HTC electronics corporation, which is seeking a new image to challenge Apple and Samsung. The Sherlock Holmes star will star in their new two year ad campaign for 12 million dollars. The first complete ads will be released this week but we’re not impressed with this sample – although Downey is appealing, as usual. Downey already happens to be the highest paid actor in Hollywood (75 million last year) according to Forbes.

KATIE HOLMES GETS PAID FOR BATTING HER HAZEL EYES

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So WHAT if Katie Holmes’ Broadway play “Dead Accounts” was canceled – she’s still doing fine. Besides being the face and co-owner of Alterna hair care products she’s also the face for Bobbi Brown cosmetics. She signed the deal in September and the first ad has been released. Katie is the ideal model for the natural looking but sexy eye shadow stick. Rumors that Suri got a job modeling for Burberry are bogus.

WATCH FOR “REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA GORGA AT YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET

If Melissa Gorga is as wealthy as she wants us to think, why did she take a job promoting vodka? “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star lives in one of the biggest mansions in New Jersey and spends tons of money on clothes and frivolities. She says her very successful husband Joe (who installed a recording studio in the house for his wife) is a property developer who converts warehouses into condos. So we were surprised to learn that Melissa was making a personal appearance at our local Gelson’s supermarket in West Hollywood “signing autographs and talking about Voli light vodka.” Shoppers who saw her there reported that she was “prettier and smaller than she looks on TV.” One would think a wife with a house that opulent would be above supermarket demonstrations, but you never know!

NIKE THINKS MICHAEL VICK’S CRIMES ARE NO BIG DEAL- THEY HIRED HIM AGAIN

What’s WRONG with these Nike people? The company just resigned animal torturer Michael Vick as their spokesperson. He’ll design a line of shoes for them and earn millions of dollars. Back in 2007, Nike dumped Vick after he was convicted of participating in a dogfighting ring and animal cruelty. Now the Nike rep says “Michael acknowledges his past mistakes?” Is THAT all it takes? What Nike may not know is that SOME CRIMES ARE UNFORGIVABLE. Should child molesters, rapists, wife beaters, etc, be given a pass if they “acknowledge” their crimes? Has Nike seen photos of the dogs he destroyed? We consumers who love our pets never want to see Michael Vick’s face again. We can live with Tiger Woods’ bad behavior, but Michael Vick just oozes evil. Nike will never look the same to us.