Snooki

JERSEY SHORE’S SNOOKI HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE WITH MTV

#snooki #jerseyshore #janetcharlton

It looks like MTV is ready to follow Jersey Shore’s Snooki through more years of her life, whether she gives up partying or not. Her show “Snooki & JWoww” premiers tonight and just as the roommates sign their lease on their Jersey City apartment, Snooki announces she’s pregnant. So the “Laverne & Shirley “ of 2012 will not go as planned, but it will go. Followed by this summer’s “Jersey Shore” season. MTV will probably film the birth of Snooki’s baby, followed by her marriage to Jionni LaValle. Rumors are circulating that Snooks and Jionni will be living in his parents BASEMENT after that! That can ONLY mean that MTV wants a newlywed series because Snooki has plenty of money for a fancy home. Her fans identify with her as an average girl so she can’t appear to be TOO wealthy.

SNOOKI’S NEW SERIES: SHE HAS A LOT OF SECRETS



Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Snooki is using every possible method of distraction on her new reality series to draw attention away from her pregnancy bump. The spin-off show is tentatively titled “Snooki & JWoww vs. The World” and they’re filming in Jersey City. The girls were seen taking their pets to the dog groomer and Snooki hid behind her roommate for a moment and removed her engagement ring. In December, Snooki flaunted her 28 pound weight loss which she claimed was due to the diet pill Zantrex. We wonder if she really lost weight from the drug – or was it from morning sickness early in her pregnancy?

SNOOKI AND JENNI JWOWW: THE NEW LAVERNE & SHIRLEY?

When Jersey Shore has finally run it’s course, Snooki and Jenni JWoww will debut their new spin-off series- scheduled for 2012. The girls had become fast friends and were planning to move in together and maybe even buy an house, so naturally MTV said “Let’s film it.” Our MTV source says that Snooki is a phenomenon because “success doesn’t change her – she is who she is.” The pilot has the two roommates “just being themselves” and our insider has described them as “the new Laverne & Shirley,” (IF you can imagine Laverne and Shirley fighting and cursing and having indiscriminate sex.)

HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO MEET THE CELEBRITY YOU CAN’T STAND

If THIS isn’t the place to look for people who LOVE or HATE certain celebrities we don’t know what is! Some of you dear readers might want to think about contacting Doron Ofir Casting – they are actively seeking the celebrity obsessed for a new reality series where the fans or “haters” get to confront the celebrities they like or dislike. They want pairs of friends, couples, coworkers, whatever – with passionate celebrity likes and dislikes. (We have a feeling the “dislikes” are what they’re really interested in.) Applicants should be “quick-witted, fun, and outgoing.” We think this casting is for the new CW show above called “H8R ” – or maybe not. If anybody from this site gets cast, we expect to get all the backstage gossip! (See Kim K and Snooki on the H8R show above)

SNOOKI’S GOT A LIVE ONE- BUT DOES HE SPEAK HER LANGUAGE?

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Snooki managed to find a boyfriend in Florence, Italy, who looks just like the Jersey guys back home! She went out to dinner with this hot guy but we can’t tell if he’s a native of Italy or imported from New Jersey. He has all the characteristics of Snooki’s American guys (they tend to look alike.) Could he be a local Italian – or just another tourist?

SNOOKI AND SAMMI HAVE EXCESSIVE CARRY-ON LUGGAGE


Snooki arrived at the New York airport looking more than ready to fly to Italy for the fourth season of Jersey Shore. Why she and Sammi are carrying huge stuffed animals on the plane is unknown, but they are flying business class. When all the places in Italy that are reluctant to cooperate as Jersey Shore locations realize how MUCH BUSINESS the show can attract for them, they’ll be rolling out the red carpet. One thing for sure – paparazzi will be everywhere!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

DOES PARIS HILTON STILL GET THOSE RIDICULOUS PERSONAL APPEARANCE FEES?

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Paris Hilton is suing the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas because they haven’t paid her for two personal appearances she made in 2009 at their Rehab poolside nightclub. According to RadarOnline, she says they owe her $100,000 for each appearance, which included a private jet and hotel accommodations and meals for her and 5 friends, plus hair and makeup. It makes you wonder if Paris can STILL pull in such astonishing fees (we’re betting those days are over) or if Kim Kardashian or maybe Snooki, has taken over as number one party girl.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE JERSEY SHORE STEAMROLLER OF SUCCESS

Time for a Jersey Shore update. The cast was set to leave for Florence, Italy, on April 18 to tape the next series, but the fact that Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D had not settled their contracts caused MTV to postpone filming until May. Since Snooki (along with Jenni) and Pauly D have their own 12 episode spin-offs coming to MTV, we have a feeling they will cooperate. But The Situation might be a tad resentful. Rumors that the hotels and bars in Florence aren’t cooperating with MTV’s attempts to arrange for filming are unfortunate. If they only knew how the shore businesses the cast visited have FLOURISHED, they might reconsider. We hear the bars, restaurants, and the t-shirt store are still raking in big bucks thanks to Jersey Shore fame.