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PARIS HILTON THUMBS HER NOSE AT KIM K AND FLAUNTS HER BOYFRIEND AND HER SLENDER FIGURE AT CANNES

Paris Hilton is secretly thrilled that her former friend Kim Kardashian, who stole her thunder, is being tormented by the press for her lumpy figure and terrible maternity outfits. She’s even more pleased to see that Kim’s boyfriend Kanye West seems to be avoiding his baby mama and their relationship is FAR from Ideal. All this has inspired Paris to dress up and flaunt her model boyfriend River Viiperi while they frolic at glamorous parties in Cannes. We bet she’s praying that Kim NEVER loses that baby weight.

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WHOSE PREPPY BOYFRIEND IS THIS?

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Yes, that’s Paris Hilton, 31, sitting at the Mango fashion show in Barcelona during Fashion Week watching her 21 year old boyfriend River Viiperi work the catwalk. He’s all cleaned up for the brand’s preppy spring look. Usually it’s the other way around – Paris’s boyfriends are usually watch HER make personal appearances.

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PARIS HILTON’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

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It’s a safe bet that Paris Hilton was outraged when she heard that her arch-rival Kim Kardashian was paid six figures to host a Las Vegas New Year’s Eve party. Paris remembers not so long ago when SHE was the party girl who got paid the big bucks. Now that the paparazzi have all but forsaken Paris, there are still a couple of ways she could reinstate herself. Either she can get a FAMOUS boyfriend (no one seems to care about the current bf, model River Viiperi ) OR she can get pregnant.

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PARIS HILTON FLAUNTS HER YOUNG MODEL BOYFRIEND IN MAUI

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Paris Hilton, 31, was secretly THRILLED to be back in the news after she was taped by a NY taxi driver making questionable comments about gays to her gay friend on the phone. Eager to take advantage of her sudden relevance, she rushed her young boyfriend to Maui to show some skin for paparazzi. She’s dating 6’2” Calvin Klein model River Viiperi, who’s only 21 and from Spain. He’s probably very obedient.

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