Rachel Uchitel

RACHEL UCHITEL: HIGHEST PAID CELEBRITY REHAB PATIENT OF ALL TIME

Party girl Rachel Uchitel struck GOLD the day she met Tiger Woods. If it weren’t for their affair, she wouldn’t have banked a million dollars for keeping her mouth shut, and she wouldn’t have become a household name. Her fame brought her another opportunity: Celebrity Rehab offered her a million dollars to appear on the show and she didn’t even have an addiction. It’s the most they’ve ever paid ANYONE to appear, and they had to conjure up a “love addiction.” THAT’S why she returned after walking out of rehab for a day. AND she ended up with a private room. A million dollars for three weeks! Janice Dickinson is gonna be furious when she hears about this.

TIGER WOODS HAS MORE SECRETS TO COVER UP

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As the Tiger toll climbs to ten women claiming affairs as of today, it’s starting to look like infidelity isn’t his only problem. Suddenly Tiger’s possible ingestion of drugs and/or alcohol is under scrutiny. His own wife admitted he had taken Ambien and Vicodin and had drinks earlier on the day of the accident. One of Tiger’s girlfriends happens to work in a marijuana clinic. He paid Rachel Uchitel millions not to talk about SOMETHING. Considering Tiger’s penchant for hot nightclubs and hotter women, can drugs NOT be in the picture? This story still has a long way to go.

GLORIA ALLRED: WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?

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Gloria Allred MUST be having second thoughts about getting involved with Rachel Uchitel. Rachel denied the National Enquirer story linking her with Tiger Woods but she’s been caught in a number of lies. Rachel said she didn’t even KNOW the source who sold the story to the Enquirer, and the tabloid promptly produced photos of Rachel partying with the source. Radaronline.com has found out that Tiger booked and paid for Rachel’s trip to Australia where she denies they had a tryst. Gloria must be looking askance at her client and we wonder how she will get out of this gracefully.

TIGER WOODS: THE WORST IS YET TO COME

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Cheating celebrity husbands everywhere must be shaking in their shoes. The Tiger Woods affair in the National Enquirer has started an avalanche of talkative party girls and strippers. Women who’ve had encounters with Tiger Woods are spilling all the beans to the media without hesitation. Naturally that makes Rachel Uchitel’s denials even less believable. Who knew this mild mannered golfer was such a big time cheater? In the past, these sexy, available, homewrecker girls had a code of silence, but no more. Now they ALL want to sell their stories. No male celebrity is safe. And we gossips are thrilled!

TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB FOR CHEATING

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Are YOU thinking what WE’RE thinking about Tiger Woods’ “accident?” Surely it’s not a coincidence that this drama happened the day after the National Enquirer released the story about Tiger having an affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel. (photo above) Their Dec 7th issue detailed at least three trysts that Tiger and Rachel had in hotels in Las Vegas, Melbourne, and New York. (It gets lonely on those golf tours!) The odd circumstances of the crash – Tiger racing out of the driveway at 2:30 AM and hitting a hydrant and a tree, not to mention the “lacerations to his lips” and the fact that his wife Elin smashed the rear widow of the SUV with a golf club. Sounds to us like a few holiday cocktails and a scandal set off a family firestorm. We expect Elin will be getting a big diamond SOMETHING soon…..