Paris Hilton

BRITNEY SPEARS THINKS PARIS HILTON IS A FREELOADER

britparcut12700968.jpgSounds like Britney Spears wants to call Paris Hilton a big fat moocher in the worst way, but she’s holding back from naming names. On her website, Britney makes reference to the “unhealthy friendships” she acquired after she split up with Kevin. That’s when Paris took Britney “under her wing” and trotted her around Hollywood night after night for several weeks. (Whether she advised Britney to stop wearing underwear is suspected, but not verified.) Their friendship ended as quickly as it began. Britney admits she was swept away by the excitement when she was taken out to dinner and parties with these newfound friends. Later, the balloon burst- she found out SHE had paid for everything. Britney says THAT proved to be “a huge learning experience for me.” Looks like SOMEBODY won’t be seeing Paris on visiting day.

PARIS HILTON'S LAST DAYS OF FREEDOM

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It seems like Paris Hilton is getting as much picture taking done as possible before she has to go cold turkey and wake up in the slammer with no photographers waiting outside. She and her mom and sister had their “last supper” together – at Mr Chow, naturally, so they could get maximum exposure. Paris wore “angelic” white. It will be a relief NOT to see any photos of Paris for the next few weeks. Of course, we can’t wait to see the pictures of her LEAVING jail with no tan or extensions.

WHY IS PARIS STUFFING HERSELF WITH YOGURT AND ICE CREAM?

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Interesting how Paris Hilton has been preparing herself for incarceration: she’s been eating large portions of frozen yogurt or ice cream art least once every day. With toppings galore and no regard for calories. Is she figuring this is what she’ll be yearning for most when she’s behind bars so she’d better get her fill NOW? Or is she fattening herself up because she probably won’t want to eat the food she’s given? We wonder how much money she’ll get for the daily diary she’s sure to write while she’s in jail. And we wonder what will happen to her hair extensions. Three weeks without air conditioning or bathroom privacy is enough to scare US straight.

PARIS HILTON: NO MORE SMIRK

pariscut_hilton5.jpgHas anybody else noticed that Paris Hilton has changed her facial expression in photographs since she was given a jail sentence? Before, she used to smile or have that little smirk when cameras got her, but someone must have advised her NOT to look like she’s happy or frivolous or having a good time. In fact, she’s forced herself to look very serious or even sad, as if she’s filled with regret. Cuddling puppies also makes her seem like a nicer person. Looks like she wants our sympathy.

RUMER WILLIS: GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN

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We have officially been sucked into documenting the private life of 18 year old Rumer Willis. Actually, we’re starting to like her – she grew on us like the Olsen twins. She seems like a well brought up girl who wants to be “bad.” We think she’s smart enough not to go TOO far but in the meantime she’s fun to watch. Here she is arriving at Paris Hilton’s house for an after hours party last night. Keeping late hours like these indicates she may have dropped out of school. NOT a good thing.

PARIS HILTON SETS ANOTHER BAD EXAMPLE

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We hate to tell you, but Paris Hilton is one of those frivolous and irresponsible people who buys live bunnies for Easter! Here she is on Saturday, wearing what appears to be a brown Farrah Fawcett wig, carrying her new baby rabbit home in a tote box. That bunny had a noisy introduction to life in Hollywood. Paris had a wild party after hours Saturday night and the cops closed it down around 4 AM.

PARIS HILTON AND JOSH HENDERSON: INVOLVED

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Paris Hilton has been looking suspiciously like an innocent schoolgirl with minimal makeup since she started dating Josh Henderson, the rebellious student from Desperate Housewives. She’s been behaving herself too, with no public makeout sessions or drunken spectacles. Paris seems to be keeping her outspoken friend Brandon Davis at a distance and there’s no sign of Niarchos. She must LIKE this guy and we just wonder – what is HE thinking? Better yet, what does his mother think?

PARIS HILTON: LET ME IN!

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It’s after 2 AM, Mr and Mrs Hilton– do you know where your daughter is? We found her! Paris is beating on the back door of Greenblatt’s Deli on Sunset Blvd. Either she wants to use the restroom or she’s dying for a turkey sandwich. Either way, she’s out of luck – they refused to open up for her.