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Here’s Paris Hilton peeking out the window at Lindsay Lohan’s beach party. Some people might think she’s watching for photographers in order to avoid them, but WE know that she thinks nothing is worth doing UNLESS papparazzi are there to take her picture.
How about an Emmy nomination for Larry King? We think he deserves one for not falling off his chair when Paris Hilton told him she didn’t do drugs and has never tried them. Such a blatant lie would have caused most interviewers to gasp involuntarily or at least laugh out loud. But our Mr King proceeded without a hiccup – he never challenged her claim or lost his composure!
We wonder if readers of People magazine will be turned OFF by their cover story and interview with the overhyped Paris Hilton. People was set to pay $300,000 for the photos and interview but there was such an outcry that the deal was called off and supposedly Paris did it for free. Hmmm. Personally, we were thrilled to see that Us Editor Janice Min is giving us just what we want- A PARIS-FREE ISSUE! And we love Us even more for leaking that back when everyone was waving money around trying to buy up Paris’s jailhouse story, they offered to make a big donation to her favorite charity instead of paying her, but Paris said no way- she wanted the moolah for HERSELF.
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This is what Paris Hilton is coming home to – after she visits Taco Bell, of course. Vandals decorated the front of her house with an ad for the Paris Exposed site that features all those lurid photos, videos, diaries, personal memorabilia etc from her big storage unit that was sold. We just wonder – how many people actually would PAY $20 to see MORE of Paris Hilton for 30 days? Haven’t we seen ENOUGH?
The fallout from Paris Hilton’s jail sentence just keeps trickling down. Now it looks like she could bring down TWO politicians. First came Sheriff Lee Baca who let her out early with an ankle bracelet. LA City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo put up a terrific fuss and reporters dug up the info that Baca might have been doing favors because he was friendly with the Hiltons and Paris’s grandfather contributed to his campaign. That, and the news that he supports Scientology, has put his career is on very shaky ground. After Paris was locked up again, the spotlight turned on Rocky Delgadillo and the news that his wife was given a year’s probation for a crime somewhat similar to Paris’s. Of course the can of worms didn’t stop there – embarrassing auto accidents, misuse of company cars, staffers running personal errands, and who knows what next – has flattened Rocky. Both Baca and Delgadillo certainly regret they ever got involved with Paris Hilton.
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While Paris Hilton is languishing in jail, her paid mouthpiece Elliot Mintz (Yes, the publicist who’s starting to LOOK LIKE her) is LIVING IT UP! The other night he had a table at Area with $1000 bottle service. He was flirting and snuggling up to a cute dark haired muscular guy he just met, and yakking about his client. He said that Paris would be getting out June 24 and he’s been enjoying having free time for himself. He told the guy they had to make a date SOON before Paris gets out and takes over his life again.
We are quite surprised to hear that Paris Hilton’s jailers haven’t figure out that she is NOT taking the drug Adderall because she actually has ADD (attention deficit disorder.) Are they the only people who don’t know that every thin actress in this town gulps Adderall by the handful because it has a great side effect – it makes them lose weight! It’s the hottest new DIET PILL on the market! Hello! Every $10,000 handbag you see on the arm of a skinny celebrity contains Adderall and cigarettes. Think about it. Paris’s costar and best friend Nicole Ritchie also pretends to have ADD and takes the drug. It’s not illegal if you convince your doctor you have ADD – and that’s not hard to do. Amazing how the police are the last to know.
Now that Paris Hilton has been dragged screaming back to jail, we can examine the situation without the frenzy. If we’re not mistaken, Sheriff Lee Baca was also very helpful (attempted cover-up?) to Mel Gibson when he had his legal and social problems, so it’s only natural that he would reach out to help Paris. Boy, was HE in for a surprise when the backlash started to build. And it gets worse. We’ve been told that the Baca is a FRIEND of the Hilton family! That opens a big fat ethical can of worms. Will Paris be the downfall of his career?
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It’s no surprise that Paris Hilton has a limited sense of values or responsibility when her family seems to be as out of it as she is. You will recall that Paris and her mother Kathy and sister Nicky had dinner together at Mr Chow the night before she checked into custody. Apparently no one in the family expects to pay for anything. According to reports, when the waiter presented them with a bill they were shocked and not one of them had a credit card or enough cash on them! Can you imagine? Three adults with such a sense of entitlement that they don’t bother to carry money. Like Queen Elizabeth! They promised to call up with a card number but two days later hadn’t gotten around to it. We’re sure they won’t stiff the restaurant- we just can’t fathom people who walk around never expecting to pay for anything.
We learned something important today – thanks to Paris Hilton. In the past, all toupees and wiglets and fake hair was confiscated -along with personal items like jewelry -by prison officials when prisoners checked in. Guys like Michael Milken and that Menendez brother who killed his parents were VERY unhappy because they had to surrender their fake hair. And the horrifying prospect of parting with his wig has Phil Spector shaking in his Beatle boots. It takes a stylist with acetone and pliers to remove extensions so the prison guards don’t want to mess with them. Of course, extensions wouldn’t help Spector, they’re only practical for a short stay in prison because eventually they fall out and there’s no one to replace them. Paris may exit the correctional facility looking ragged, but she will have hair.