Octuplets

OCTODAD: IS THERE A RESEMBLANCE?

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The man most likely to be the father of Octomom Nadya Suleman’s brood is her exboyfriend Dennis Beaudoin. Dennis told GMA he steady dated Nadya in the late 90’s and their relationship was serious. He claims Nadya told him she had ovarian cancer and needed him to donate sperm to help her with “future pregnancies.” He did – three times. After they broke up, he realized the cancer story wasn’t true. He says Nadya today is vastly different from the girl he dated. Dennis is married now with two sons and he wants a DNA test. If all or some of the 14 kids are his, he says he is “willing to help.”

WHO'S PAYING FOR THE OCTOMOM'S MASSIVE TUMMY TUCK?

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A pertinent question. Who IS paying for the extensive abdominal surgery this woman needs after being stretched out by eight babies? Octomom Nadya Suleman is no stranger to the cosmetic surgeon’s knife, and we bet she’s fretting over all that loose skin this very minute. Perhaps Dr 90210 will volunteer his services and make a special for E! out of the procedure.

OCTOMOM IS ALREADY COLLECTING TAXPAYER'S MONEY

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The octuplet story just keeps getting more sordid, because the tormented American taxpayers are footing much of the bill. Not only has Octomom Nadya Suleman been receiving almost $500 a month in food stamps, but according to the LA Times, she collects federal benefits for three disabled children, from her previous six. And her Kaiser Medical Center has asked California’s health plan for the poor to pay her monumental hospital bills! To no one’s surprise, Nadya’s fertility doctor turned out to be a shady character. Besides his insane fertilization of Nadya, Dr Michael Kamrava has been accused by former employees of engaging in “systematic insurance and tax fraud.” He requires patients to pay in CASH, “which was never entered into the computer or deposited in a bank.” Note to President Obama: Let’s take a long hard look at disability payments in general.

NADYA SULEMAN: IS 14 KIDS ENOUGH?

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Nadya Suleman (dubbed “Octomom” by the NY Post) just hired publicists and already the interviews have begun. The single mother of 14 is a hot commodity. At one point Nadya’s father indicated that the asking price was over a million dollars per appearance. Ann Curry landed the first interview for NBC and although the network vehemently denies paying the mother of octuplets, it’s generally agreed that she is somehow being compensated. And there will be many more TV and book deals to come. The fertility doctor responsible for all her pregnancies has still not been identified. We’re betting he’s hiring a lawyer and a publicist too. Then there’s the reluctant sperm donor – who was a friend of Nadya – he’s likely to pull in a few bucks also. All in all, it looks like the kids won’t starve.

THE OCTUPLET MOM IS NEGOTIATING MONEY DEALS

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The “miracle birth” of octuplets has officially gone sour. Nadya Suleman’s eight babies were regarded with awe when the births were first announced, but the story of her private life has turned the public against her. The public was horrified to learn that this woman already had six children (including one autistic son) thanks to fertilization. They were further appalled to learn that Nadya reportedly worked at a fertilization clinic and chose to risk the health of her babies by refusing selective reduction. The legal and ethic ramifications for the doctors involved are staggering and what must the reluctant sperm donor, identified as David Solomon, be thinking? The premature babies are expected to rack up two million dollars in hospital bills before they are released, and millions later to treat expected health problems and possible handicaps. Since Nadia, 33, is a professional student, she lives with her parents – that’s three adults and 14 children in a three bedroom house. So Nadya is trying to drum up money by selling her story – so far Oprah and Diane Sawyer are eager to interview her. Will diaper companies donate the thousand diapers a month needed for these babies? Americans seem to have turned on this woman and assume she’s out of her mind. But we do have a twisted fascination for the details, so she probably will make a lot of money with those babies.