Mo’Nique

BOBBY BROWN HAS TOO MANY KIDS

Since Whitney Houston hasn’t been doing to well lately, we started wondering about what her ex Bobby Brown is up to. On Saturday he performed at a concert for a radio station in Atlanta with his group Heads of State. The other “heads” are Johnny Gill (Eddie Murphy’s longtime roommate) and Ralph Tresvant. Surprisingly, Mo’nique popped up in the audience, cheering Bobby on. Bobby needs the money. His baby mama Kim Ward hauled him back into court for unpaid child support. LaPrincia, 20, and Bobby Jr, 19, have college expenses! Through the years Bobby has been in and out of court and jail for late child support payments. So what did he do about it? He had another child with his current fiancee Alicia Etheridge.

DOES THIS MAN REALLY LOOK LIKE HE APPRECIATES MO’NIQUE’S HAIRY LEGS?

We get the feeling that Mo’Nique has a Star Jones inspired marriage for two reasons. First of all, Monique insists that her manager/hubby Sidney Hicks LIKES her hairy self. (She admits she’s hairy all over.) He appears to be quite well-groomed himself, so this doesn’t fly. Second, Mo’Nique claims that they have an open marriage and Sidney is allowed to cheat – she doesn’t mind if he has sex outside the marriage. She carefully avoids the mention of other WOMEN so we’re thinking he might be bisexual. And there’s nothing wrong with that – personally, we’d love to have a gay husband – with health insurance.

“PRECIOUS” SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE WELFARE SYSTEM

We were impressed with an observation that the NY Post’s Andrea Peyser made about the Oscar nominated movie “Precious.” She pointed out that you don’t often see movies coming out of left-leaning Hollywood that show the results of welfare dependency in a BAD light. The agonizing story of teenage Precious features her sadistic mother, played by Mo’Nique, who won’t leave the house as long as her monthly checks arrive. The dysfunctional family knows all the tricks to maximize their government assistance. Andrea points out that the REAL villain in this movie is the SYSTEM that rewards horrendous behavior while financially punishing those who are productive. How right she is.