Michael Lohan

LINDSAY LOHAN CREATED A NEW LIFE IN LONDON BUT WILL HER PAST COME BACK TO BITE HER?

Lindsay Lohan did the smartest thing a trainwreck can do – she moved to Europe where people were not as familiar with her exploits. The former child star had become a tabloid queen famous for hard partying, drug arrests, a string of DUI’S, and multiple rehab visits. She was considered unemployable by many, and her career was diminishing. Clever Lindsay, 29, moved to London and last summer she started dating a 22 year old Russian heir who was probably completely in the dark about her history. Her new live-in boyfriend, Egor Tarabasov, is educated, owns a real estate agency, and sometimes looks a little like Johnny Depp. Not a bad catch. Lindsay brought him home to New York to meet her family, but has SHE met HIS family? Lindsay denies she’s engaged, but looks like she wants to be. She’s even getting along with her estranged father Michael Lohan again.
Above, Lindsay and Egor went out in New York with her father and Michael looks like he’s perturbed with a door man.

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MICHAEL LOHAN AND KATE MAJORS: LOCK ‘EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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Two years ago we were appalled at the news that Lindsay Lohan’s whacked out father Michael and his partner in substance abuse, Kate >Majors, were expecting a baby! Beating each other up, calling the cops, having seizures, and trips to rehab were their main source of entertainment. Michael can’t afford to support the kids he already has, and Kate’s only source of money is selling personal photos and stories to tabloids. These two losers now have a one year old son and they haven’t changed their revolting behavior. They just had yet another drag-out fight and cops were called. Michael claims Kate is too drunk to care for his child. This poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

LINDSAY LOHAN FACES A DYSFUNCTIONAL CHRISTMAS

Be grateful that you’re not planning to spend Christmas with Lindsay Lohan’s family. Her father Michael is riled up over his ex-wife Dina’s tell all book but he’s willing to call a truce because he’s planning to come back to New York for Christmas. He claims he’s trying to get the whole family back together for a big happy Christmas like the old days. But he’s bringing along his baby mama Kate Major, a former tabloid reporter with substance abuse problem like his own. Dina wants nothing to do with Kate and banned them all from her house. No peace for the Lohans. (Above, Lindsay is partying in Miami Beach at Art Basel with her brother Michael. Do they know what’s ahead?)

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IT TURNS OUT, LINDSAY LOHAN MAY HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND IN ADDITION TO HER OTHER PROBLEMS

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Who KNEW Lindsay Lohan had a boyfriend? We mean a real boyfriend near her own age – not an older guy who “pays for things.” When Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay ‘s house for that failed intervention this week, Michael mentioned the boyfriends name – he’s fitness trainer Josh Chunn. Josh is 25, and a former cheerleader from the University of Louisiana, according to the Daily News. Josh says he lives down the street from Lindsay and they met at a party a few weeks ago. He says he did not support the intervention and in fact, he answered the door and sent Michael away from the house. Whether Lindsay has stolen anything from him yet is unknown.

PREGNANT KATE MAJORS AND MICHAEL LOHAN: A MATCH MADE IN HELL

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Most disturbing news of the day is the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s whacked out substance abusing father Michael has impregnated his equally hopped up girlfriend/sparring partner Kate Majors. When they’re not beating each other up and calling the cops, they’re having seizures and checking in and out of rehab. Both have long rap sheets. Kate has been arrested several times for disorderly intoxication and had a restraining order against Michael when he got her pregnant. Kate, who was fired from Star magazine for taking up with Jon Gosselin, has no visible means of support except selling personal photos and info to tabloids. Michael is a deadbeat dad who can’t support his other kids. Maybe Kate figures she can sell stories about her BABY. It’s a revolting situation because they’re both hopelessly unfit to be parents.

MICHAEL LOHAN IS PUSHING ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES

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Michael Lohan (above with his 34 year old fiancee Erin Muller) has a new job. Lindsay’s father has signed up to become a spokesperson for the new water vapor non flammable E-Cigarettes sold on “SmokingEverywhere.com.” The electronic cigarettes are advertised as “healthy” with no harmful additives, yet they give the smoker a dose of nicotine. Michael told entertainment journalist Patricia Towle that he already introduced the smoking substitute to Mickey Rourke– who loved it. Lohan is hoping to get Hollywood hooked on his product.

MICHAEL LOHAN CAN TOLERATE A LOT, BUT HE CAN'T TOLERATE SAMANTHA RONSON

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Lindsay Lohan has been involved in some outrageous behavior involving drugs, booze, extreme partying, multiple romances, driving under the influence etc. However, the thing that REALLY horrifies her father Michael Lohan is, apparently Lindsay’s affection for Samantha Ronson. Michael is SO appalled at the notion of the two girls together that he refuses to LOOK at photographs of them cuddling and insists “it’s a vicious plot to turn me against my daughter.”

LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER IS DIGGING INTO HER PRIVATE LIFE

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Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose – or better still, Lindsay’s nose.

MICHAEL LOHAN MIGHT HAVE TO OPEN THAT REHAB, AFTER ALL

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Lindsay Lohan’s troubled father Michael is bitterly disappointed that Donald Trump’s The Apprentice is proceeding without him. Michael was stoked because Trump really wanted him and he thought it would be the perfect opportunity to publicly prove himself as a force to be reckoned with. But his criminal record and parole status made Trump’s lawyers too nervous so it didn’t happen. Now Michael might have to join forces with his daughter in setting up photo ops for spending money. Or open that rehab he’s been talking about.

MICHAEL LOHAN COULD BECOME A REALITY STAR

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Lindsay Lohan’s nightmares might be coming true. That is, the nightmare about her chatty father Michael getting his own reality show. Michael originally pitched the scenario of a “Lohan Family” series but naturally his exwife Dina and kids vetoed THAT idea. But Michael didn’t give up – he had reality cameras follow him through his divorce court battle with Dina and he’s got some entertaining footage. Insiders say that ex-jailbird Michael is an interesting enough character to have a show without the other Lohans. (Although he’s likely to drag them into it, somehow.) The show’s being shopped around as you read this.